Samantha James: Let's go Chris, there's pee on the floor.
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Chris: Mom! I need my skates to show off my talents!
Mike: Raise your hand if your brother's a homo!
Samantha James: Chris, let's get it to go people are staring at me.
Samantha James: Wait a minute, am I being Punk'D? Oh my god! Ashton, you really got me! Ha Ha! Ashton! Ashton?
Samantha James: It's all right, I like other girls. Darla!
Chris: I can't hear you Samantha. I can't hear you. OH! Lightbulb!
Samantha James: Let's go Chris, there's pee on the floor.
Chris: 'Simply Dusty'... is there no other kind?
Chris: No, you have fun being the girl who peaked in high school.
Rhonda: Oh, you're not a chubby bunny anymore. Oh, my personal space.
Chris: It's like the Michael Bolton starter kit.
Chris: You slap like a cheerleader...
Mr. Palamino: How did you lose all that weight? Like that retard from Subway?
Clark: Chris Brander, ladies and gentleman!
Clark: Are you guys on the same menstrual cycle yet, or what?
Chris: Mom! I need my skates to show off my talents!
Mike: Raise your hand if your brother's a homo!
Samantha James: Chris, let's get it to go people are staring at me.
Samantha James: Wait a minute, am I being Punk'D? Oh my god! Ashton, you really got me! Ha Ha! Ashton! Ashton?
Chris: I can't hear you Samantha. I can't hear you. OH! Lightbulb!
Samantha James: Let's go Chris, there's pee on the floor.
Chris: 'Simply Dusty'... is there no other kind?
Chris: No, you have fun being the girl who peaked in high school.
Samantha James: It's all right, I like other girls. Darla!
Chris: It's like the Michael Bolton starter kit.
Chris: You slap like a cheerleader...
Clark: Chris Brander, ladies and gentleman!
Samantha James: I love it that you're taking me home to meet your mom. Was this one of your clever little plans? Chris: Yes. I planned you setting the plane on fire.
Mike: Yeah I slapped the ham to it about an hour ago. Chris' Mom: What ham did you slap, honey? Not the one I just bought.
Chris: Look Jamie. I said a lot of crappy things the other night and I'm sorry about that. The truth is, I'm scared to be your friend, because I'm always going to want more. But then I got to thinking that I would rather have you in my life as a friend than not at all. Chris: You know that's a lie too. Jamie Palamino: Why are you back here? Chris: Because I want to take you on a date. And I don't care if it's in the day, or at night, or whenever, as long as it's a real date. And I wanna tell you how beautiful I think you are. Inside and out. And I wanna have babies with you, and I wanna marry you, and I love you Jamie. I always have. Chris: Sorry. Twenty years all at once, just blah!
Chris: I can't compete with this guy! Clark: You can't compete? Are you kidding? You're Chris Brander. You're Hollywood, you date models! He's Jersey, he skis in his jeans. It's Dinkleman. It's Dusty Dinkleman. Chris: Dinkleman? Clark: Dinkleman. Chris: Dinkleman? Clark: *Dinkleman.* Chris: Dinkleman. Clark: Dinkleman's going down. Chris: Dinkleman is going *way* down.
Dusty: I mean, listen, I know it might sound a little corny, maybe even a little femme, but I find something so resplendent in the simplicity of Nicholas Sparks' writing, you know what I mean? Dusty: Nice outfit, by the way. Rock and roll.
Jamie Palamino: Why do you keep messing with my head? Chris: I messed with your head for three days. You've been *torturing* me for twenty years! Jamie Palamino: Is this all because I didn't screw you in high school? Get over yourself! Chris: After being the biggest tease for so long, trust me, I am so over myself. Jamie Palamino: Oh, so I'm the tease? I practically throw myself at you the other night and you did nothing! Chris: And now you know how it feels.
Clark: How'd the big date go? Chris: It was terrible. I went in for a kiss, but she wants a hug, okay? Then I get caught in a sort of kiss-hug limbo type thing. I don't know what that is, then I ended up *shaking* her entire body! Clark: So you gave her a body shake? Chris: Oh, God! I should've just kissed her! What am I doing? Clark: It looks like you picked up right where you left off. You're back in the friend zone.
Samantha James: Oooohhh yes! Go-Time! Chris: Hey! Hey! It's not Go-Time! This isn't how it works Samantha! You can't force or... or torture someone into liking you! Samantha James: Oooh, the big speech! Chris: No! You just have to put yourself out there and hope that they like you back! This isn't a game! This is my LIFE! Samantha James: Oh yeah! This is MY life! Okay? I'm sorry I'm not the most boring person ever! Okay? I'm sorry I'm not poor! I'm sorry I... Samantha James: ... I'm sorry I don't have a fat ass! I'm sorry I'm not... Hey! Where you going?
Ray: Where did you come up with this theory? Chris: Some chick f'ed me up in high school bad.
Chris: So, how's the love life? Jamie Palamino: Lame. Marty and I broke up a year ago. Chris: Another jerk, huh? Jamie Palamino: "Another jerk, huh?" Chris: I'm just saying... you dated a lot of jerks in high school. Jamie Palamino: So what about you? You in love with anyone besides yourself?
Jamie Palamino: Will you try it on for me? Please? I think it will fit... Chris: ... It's a little snug. Jamie Palamino: Aww. "Shakes come and go but friends are furrr-ever." That's adorable! Let's go show my mom.
