Carola: You promised you'd never tell!
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Carola: You promised you'd never tell!
Halston: The rest of your nine lives are going in one lump-sum.
Drogan: We were a dull collection of rich, old, unhappy people.
Halston: I can't believe this, you're hiring me to kill a cat?
Drogan: We were a dull collection of rich, old, unhappy people. Then, the cat came.
Halston: I don't believe this, you're hiring me to kill a cat?
Susan: Andy's my brother. He won't do anything. And Bellingham's a loser. He can't do anything.
Bellingham: You're not leaving here until you see what's inside Lot 249.
Drogan: The cat *killed* them. I warned them, but they wouldn't listen. They found out. They found out.
Betty: Okay. This'll be the last story - and you have to make it quick.
Halston: Okay, cat. It's just you and me now.
Carola: You promised you'd never tell!
Halston: The rest of your nine lives are going in one lump-sum.
Drogan: We were a dull collection of rich, old, unhappy people. Then, the cat came.
Susan: Andy? You busy?
Halston: I don't believe this, you're hiring me to kill a cat?
Susan: Andy's my brother. He won't do anything. And Bellingham's a loser. He can't do anything.
Bellingham: You're not leaving here until you see what's inside Lot 249.
Drogan: The cat *killed* them. I warned them, but they wouldn't listen. They found out. They found out.
Betty: Okay. This'll be the last story - and you have to make it quick.
Halston: Okay, cat. It's just you and me now.
Betty: My goodness, you really did keep the best one for last, didn't you? Timmy: No, no. I've saved the really, really best story for now. Betty: Well, you should've told me the really, really best story before, 'cause now it's too late. Timmy: But it's the really best one of all because there's a happy ending, a really happy ending. Betty: No other stories in that book have a happy ending. Timmy: But you gotta hear this story. It's about this kid, and his name is Timmy. Betty: That's nice, dear. Timmy: And you see, Timmy's older brother, he had this stupid paper route. And one day, Timmy's older brother got sick. Timmy had to go on collecting, and Timmy went to this one house. And this lady who answered the door, she said, "Come on in," so when he went inside, she tricked him and threw him into a pantry. She made him eat cookies all day long, 'cause she wanted him to get fat, 'cause she was gonna kill him, and cook him, and eat him! Betty: This is YOUR story, and you can stop telling it now because we both know how it comes out. Timmy: But you don't, 'cause something really weird happens. Betty: Oh, really? Timmy: Yeah. Timmy: Uh, you see, Timmy had these marbles in his pocket. They were shiny and slippery, and when he threw them on the floor... Timmy: ... she didn't see where they went and she slipped. Timmy: Timmy saw his chance to escape... Timmy: ...if he could just reach the keys! Betty: Aaaaahhh! AAAAAHHH! Timmy: Don't you just love happy endings?
Wyatt: Judith says she hasn't moved anything of yours in over four months. Maddox: Judy Amato. Big gallery on West Broadway. Wyatt: She says if the stuff isn't out by tomorrow it gets junked. Preston: What? Wyatt, you've got to convince her that... Wyatt: I can't convince her of anything. Preston: Wyatt, you're my agent! Wyatt: Well... not exactly. Preston, your artistic vision is just not a marketable commodity. Preston: Wyatt, I'm broke. I can't live on nothing. Wyatt: And I can't live on ten-percent of nothing. Preston: You're a monster. Wyatt: I'm an agent. For an agent, being a monster is just credentials.
Betty: I NEVER could do long division. Let's see, how many times does twelve go into seventy-five. Timmy: Oh, six times, three left over. Why? Betty: Well, at twelve minutes a pound, that means you have to be in the oven by no later than 1: 30. Oh, but evisceration takes at least an hour.
Halston: Don't worry, Drogan. I'll kill your cat for you. Drogan: Good. Kill it, bury it, and bring me its tail so I can throw it in the fire and watch it burn.
Preston: Carola. I loved you. Gargoyle: And i loved you, too. But you broke your vow, and that sealed our destiny.
Carola: Preston and I are celebrating the tenth anniversary of the night we first met. Margaret (segment "Lover's Vow"): You mean when you thought he was gonna push you up against the wall and rape you? Carola: Yes, darling. It's also the night that Wyatt here gave your father the shaft. Wyatt: Oh, and I only had to murder three other agents before your mother would let me represent him again. Preston: And you're still on probation, you mercenary wretch.
Wyatt: You know, you saved Preston from people like me. Preston: She saved me from myself. Wyatt: Time to go. This kind of sincerity is bad for my self-image.
Lee (segment "Lot 249"): You're going to go see Bellingham! Susan: I give the guy a hard-on. I'm just going to talk to him, throw him off the track.
Carola: So are you sorry you met me? Preston: You take care of me. Maybe just a little bit, I take care of you.
