Ron Burgundy: If you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it.
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Ron Burgundy: If you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it.
Brick Tamland: I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I'm wrong.
Ron Burgundy: Who the hell is Julius Caesar? You know I don't follow the NBA!
Ron Burgundy: I'm not trying to be funny, but are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability?
Soul Brother: I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me.
Champ Kind: I believe in two things: Chicken, and that the census is a way for the UN to make your children gay.
Ron Burgundy: Suicide makes you hungry. I don't care what anyone says.
Ron Burgundy: Andre the Giant gave a surprisingly nimble foot rub.
Ron Burgundy: The Tooth Fairy's exposed breast made the child uncomfortable.
Ron Burgundy: Which one of you pipe hittin bitches can pass the salt?
Ron Burgundy: By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!
Ron Burgundy: No offense, but you are a stupid asshole.
Ron Burgundy: It's actually pronounced Sahn Dee-aaahh-go.
Ron Burgundy: It doesn't matter whose fault the break-up was, I was stubborn, you were like a mentally ill whore from the 1800's.
Ron Burgundy: Let's not down play the fact that that is Stonewall Jackson ghost right there.
Wes Mantooth: You made one mistake today. You messed with somebody from San Diego.
Ron Burgundy: I would eat dolphins if it was legal.
Ron Burgundy: Now I'm not trying to sound funny here, but are you sure he's just not some midget with a mental disability?
Walter Burgundy: Goodbye Doby. I hope you eat lots of fish and people.
CBC News Anchor: Hey, everyone, if I happen to kill you today... sorry!
Freddie Shapp: Uh Ron, Jack Lame is wondering if he can pronounce his name "Jack Lah-may"
ESPN Reporter: Jeff Bullington, ESPN, all sports. Tonight's play of the day is me, extracting you spine from your dead body.
Ron Burgundy: Don't just have a great night, have an *American* night.
Wes Mantooth: The greatest city in the history of the Earth.
Ron Burgundy: If I win, you must change your name legally to Jack LAME!
Brick Tamland: The beauty of this soda machine pales in comparison to your beauty.
Ron Burgundy: How about this one? You can call yourself Dick Fuck.
Chani Lastnamé: Last night a bird chased me home, and I wished it was you.
Sea World Kid: Children and animals hate you, Ron Burgundy!
Ron Burgundy: If you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it.
Brick Tamland: I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I'm wrong.
Ron Burgundy: Who the hell is Julius Caesar? You know I don't follow the NBA!
Ron Burgundy: I'm not trying to be funny, but are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability?
Soul Brother: I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me.
Champ Kind: I believe in two things: Chicken, and that the census is a way for the UN to make your children gay.
Ron Burgundy: Andre the Giant gave a surprisingly nimble foot rub.
Ron Burgundy: Suicide makes you hungry. I don't care what anyone says.
Ron Burgundy: The Tooth Fairy's exposed breast made the child uncomfortable.
Ron Burgundy: By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!
Ron Burgundy: No offense, but you are a stupid asshole.
Ron Burgundy: Which one of you pipe hittin bitches can pass the salt?
Ron Burgundy: It's actually pronounced Sahn Dee-aaahh-go.
Ron Burgundy: It doesn't matter whose fault the break-up was, I was stubborn, you were like a mentally ill whore from the 1800's.
Ron Burgundy: Let's not down play the fact that that is Stonewall Jackson ghost right there.
Wes Mantooth: You made one mistake today. You messed with somebody from San Diego.
Ron Burgundy: I would eat dolphins if it was legal.
Ron Burgundy: Now I'm not trying to sound funny here, but are you sure he's just not some midget with a mental disability?
Walter Burgundy: Goodbye Doby. I hope you eat lots of fish and people.
CBC News Anchor: Hey, everyone, if I happen to kill you today... sorry!
ESPN Reporter: Jeff Bullington, ESPN, all sports. Tonight's play of the day is me, extracting you spine from your dead body.
Freddie Shapp: Uh Ron, Jack Lame is wondering if he can pronounce his name "Jack Lah-may"
Ron Burgundy: Black!
Ron Burgundy: Don't just have a great night, have an *American* night.
Ron Burgundy: How about this one? You can call yourself Dick Fuck.
Wes Mantooth: The greatest city in the history of the Earth.
Ron Burgundy: If I win, you must change your name legally to Jack LAME!
Chani Lastnamé: Last night a bird chased me home, and I wished it was you.
Brick Tamland: The beauty of this soda machine pales in comparison to your beauty.
Sea World Kid: Children and animals hate you, Ron Burgundy!
Wes Mantooth: With the things I've done in my life, oh, I know I'm going to burn in hell. So I sure as shit ain't afraid to burn here on earth. Ron Burgundy: Oh, my goodness! That's the most badass thing I've ever heard!
Ron Burgundy: What the hell? Jack Lime: Well, hello, Ron. You out for a jog? Ron Burgundy: Jack Lime! Ron Burgundy: Where's everyone going? Please, I don't have time to talk, okay? I have to be somewhere. Jack Lime: Well, that's funny. 'Cause I got nowhere to be because you pretty much destroyed my career. Do you realize what it did to me, by making myself call me "Jack Lame"? Jack Lime: It was a living hell! Ron Burgundy: I'm telling you, you have to let me go! Jack Lime: Oh, don't worry. Four against one. This'll be over fast. Brian Fantana: Maybe not so fast! Ron Burgundy: My news team! Thank God! Champ Kind: Ain't a day that will be or has been that we don't Ron Burgundy's back. Jack Lime: Not a problem. When I done with these mutts, I gonna wipe my shoes on the curb. Brick Tamland: Oh, yeah, Jack Lime? When I'm done with you, my mom's gonna pick me up and take me home.
History Channel Host: Hey, the History Network wants in on this. We're news too. Only news told much, much later. Ron Burgundy: Wait a minute, is that The Ghost of Stonewall Jackson with you? History Channel Host: Yes, it is. And the Mighty Minotaur. Jack Lime: I don't know about this, man, the Minotaur isn't even history. He's mythology. Ron Burgundy: Hey, lets not downplay the fact that that's The Ghost of Stonewall Jackson! The Ghost of Stonewall Jackson: May the Lord anoint this hollowed field of battle.
Champ Kind: So, Ron, what do you do with yourself all day ? You're just out here pretty much away from everything. Ron Burgundy: Well, every day begins about the same. I wake up screaming in terror because of the blackness and I think I'm dead
MTV Host: If y'all gonna get down, then Wesley Jackson and the MTV News Crew want in! Brian Fantana: What's MTV? Ron Burgundy: I think it's a venereal disease. MTV Host: The most requested video of the day, a new band called Burgundy Sucking Chestwomb.
