Tony Block: I'm gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge.
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Tony Block: I'm gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge.
Sheriff Hague: Try not to shoot yourselves. Don't shoot each other. But especially... don't shoot me.
Sheriff Hague: Give him the gun. Give him all the guns.
J.T. Hague: That boy's got the devil in him.
El Wray: That's my jacket. I looked for it for two weeks.
Dr. Dakota Block: No more dead bodies for Daddy tonight.
Cherry Darling: I was going to be a stand-up comedian.
Sheriff Hague: Now you've got a gal in your wrecked truck with a missing leg? A missing leg that's now missing?
Lt. Muldoon: Looks like I've got you by the balls...
Earl McGraw: Never did like that son of a bitch. About as useless as a pecker on a pope.
Earl McGraw: God, dammit! Ramona, you've been fartin' like a goddamned pack mule.
Sheriff Hague: I figured that one of my new deputies might end up shooting me... but not you, Tolo!
Babysitter Twin #1: Where do you think you're going, you fucking bitch?
Lt. Muldoon: You want the story? I'll spin it for you quick.
Tony Block: I'm gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge.
Sheriff Hague: Try not to shoot yourselves. Don't shoot each other. But especially... don't shoot me.
Sheriff Hague: Give him the gun. Give him all the guns.
J.T. Hague: That boy's got the devil in him.
El Wray: I never miss.
El Wray: That's my jacket. I looked for it for two weeks.
Dr. Dakota Block: No more dead bodies for Daddy tonight.
J.T. Hague: Best in Texas.
Cherry Darling: I was going to be a stand-up comedian.
Sheriff Hague: Now you've got a gal in your wrecked truck with a missing leg? A missing leg that's now missing?
Earl McGraw: Never did like that son of a bitch. About as useless as a pecker on a pope.
Lt. Muldoon: Looks like I've got you by the balls...
Sheriff Hague: Dumbass!
El Wray: That's my jacket. I looked for it for two weeks.
Cherry Darling: I was going to be a stand-up comedian.
Earl McGraw: Never did like that son of a bitch. About as useless as a pecker on a pope.
Lt. Muldoon: Looks like I've got you by the balls...
Dr. Dakota Block: Hi, Joe. I'm going to give you a very strong anesthetic, so you won't feel anything during the procedure. These... Dr. Dakota Block: ...are my friends. My yellow friend is to take the sting off. Dr. Dakota Block: My blue friend you'll barely feel. Dr. Dakota Block: That means my yellow friend is already taking effect. See how fast my friends work? Dr. Dakota Block: And after my red-headed friend, you'll never see me again.
El Wray: So what are you going to do now? Cherry Darling: I'm going to be a stand-up comedian. El Wray: You're not funny. Cherry Darling: That's what I keep trying to tell everybody but they all say I'm hilarious. El Wray: But you're not. Cherry Darling: There's a difference between being frank... and being dick.
The Rapist: Do you like Ava Gardner? Cherry Darling: Sorry? The Rapist: Ava Gardner, do you like her? Cherry Darling: Yeah, I guess... The Rapist: I was just thinking that you, uh, kinda look like Ava Gardner a little bit. The Rapist: You know what this is? Cherry Darling: A gun... The Rapist: It's simplicity itself: you see, you point it at what you wanta die, and you pull the little trigger here, and a little bullet comes outta here, and the little bullet hits you The Rapist: right there! And you know what? You don't look like Ava Gardner no more.
El Wray: Get up. We're leaving. Cherry Darling: I can't walk. El Wray: So what? Get up! Cherry Darling: Motherfucker! Look at me! Cherry Darling: Look at me! I was gonna be a stand-up comedian! Who's gonna laugh now? El Wray: Some of the best jokes are about cripples. Let's go. Cherry Darling: It's not funny. I'm pathetic. El Wray: Would you stop crying over fucking spilt milk? Cherry Darling: I have no leg! El Wray: Now you do. What do you think?
J.T. Hague: You're the second person to show up tonight. El Wray: Who's the first? J.T. Hague: Right there. Must be passin' through. Seems only strangers eat here. El Wray: I still eat here, J.T. J.T. Hague: Oh, yeah, you sure do. By the way, don't choke on all that food you're eatin'.
Cherry Darling: Name's Cherry Darling... El Wray: Sounds like a stripper name. Cherry Darling: No, it sounds like a go-go dancer name. There's a difference.
Cherry Darling: You could carry me, Wray. El Wray: You never wanted that before. Why start now?
The Rapist: You're a dancer? Cherry Darling: I was earlier tonight. The Rapist: Well, I'm pulling you out of retirement!
Dr. Felix: Viral infections. They came pouring in. Some are rapidly developing coliform leisions... highly contagious. What do you think? Dr. William Block: Self preservation comes to mind.
The Rapist: I bet you thought that was pretty funny? You gave me some wood, now I'm gonna give you... The Rapist: ...some fucking wood! Rapist #2: Gas! You need gas! Put your mask back on! The Rapist: No, no, fuck the gas. I'm just gonna have to make this quick!
