Pee-wee: Guess what? The Alamo was built without a basement. Simone: Aww, I didn't know that. Pee-wee: Neither did I. They don't tell you that stuff in school. It's something you just have to experience.
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Pee-wee: Is this something you'd like to share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?
Pee-wee Herman: Paging Mr. Herman! Mr. Herman, you have a telephone call at the front desk!
Pee-wee: Go ahead and scream your head off! We're miles from where anyone can hear you!
Pee-wee: I know you are, but what am I?
Tina: There are thousands and thousands of uses for corn, all of which I will tell you about right now.
Mr. Buxton: Francis, we are breaking the door down now!
Mr. Buxton: Francis, what's going on in there?
Pee-wee: I meant to do that.
Pee-wee: Is this something you'd like to share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?
Pee-wee Herman: Paging Mr. Herman! Mr. Herman, you have a telephone call at the front desk!
Pee-wee: I know you are, but what am I?
Pee-wee: Go ahead and scream your head off! We're miles from where anyone can hear you!
Pee-wee: Look out, Mister Potato Head!
Tina: There are thousands and thousands of uses for corn, all of which I will tell you about right now.
Mr. Buxton: Francis, we are breaking the door down now!
Mr. Buxton: Francis, what's going on in there?
Francis: Of course I taught pee wee how to ride his bike I still remember the day I took off his training wheels.
Pee-wee: There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand. Dottie: I don't understand. Pee-wee: You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. So long, Dott.
Simone: I know you're right, Pee-wee, but... Pee-wee: But what? Everyone I know has a big "But...? C'mon, Simone, let's talk about *your* big "But".
Pee-wee: Some night, huh? Large Marge: On this very night, ten years ago, along this same stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building... Large Marge: And when they finally pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck. It looked like this...! Pee-wee: Aaaaaahh! Large Marge: Yes, Sir! The worst accident I ever seen.
Pee-wee: This box contains over 217 bits and pieces of information, evidence. Exhibit A: A photograph of the victims, my bike and me. Pee-wee: Exhibit B: Another photograph. What's missing from this picture? It's just me... WITHOUT MY BIKE! Pee-wee: Is this something you can share with the rest of us Amazing Larry? Amazing Larry: Uh... no. Pee-wee: Exhibit C: The horn I was picking up at Chuck's Bikeorama when my bike was actually stolen! Pee-wee: Exhibit D: Jimmy what is this? Too late! Chip! Chip: It looks like a pen. Pee-wee: Exactly! I bought this pen exactly one hour before my bike was stolen. Why? What's the significance? I DON'T KNOW!
Pee-wee: I'm here to see Francis! Butler: Francis is busy. Pee-wee: Busy doing what? Butler: He's having his bath. Pee-wee: Oh, really? Pee-wee: Where are they hosing him down?
Pee-wee: Come on, Dottie. Let's go. Dottie: Let's go? Don't you wanna see the rest of the movie? Pee-wee: I don't have to see it, Dottie. I lived it.
Simone: Do you have any dreams? Pee-wee: Yeah, I'm all alone. I'm rolling a big doughnut and this snake wearing a vest...
Pee-wee: I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars! Francis: Then you're crazy! Pee-wee: I know you are but what am I? Francis: You're a nerd! Pee-wee: I know you are but what am I? Francis: You're an idiot! Pee-wee: I know you are but what am I? Pee-wee, Francis: I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? Pee-wee: Infinity! Francis: No, I'm not. Pee-wee, Francis: You are! No way! Knock it off! Cut it out! Francis: Shut up, Pee-wee! Pee-wee: Why don't you make me? Francis: Why don't you make me? Pee-wee: Because. I don't make monkeys, I just train 'em. Francis: Pee-wee, listen to reason. Francis: Come on! Pee-wee: Shhhh! I'm listening to reason. Francis: Pee-wee! Pee-wee: That's my name, don't wear it out. Francis: Remember the first time I saw your bike? You came riding past my house and I came running out to tell you how much I liked it even way back then? Pee-wee: I love that story. Francis: You'll be sorry, Pee-wee Herman!
Pee-wee: What did you do? Mickey: Well, I lost my temper and I took a knife and I uh-. Do you know those "Do Not Remove Under the Penalty of Law" labels they put on mattresses? Pee-wee: Yeah. Mickey: Well I CUT one of them off! Pee-wee: Jee. Mickey: Yeah, I have a real bad temper. Pee-wee: Boy, I always thought that was the dumbest law.
Dottie: Hello? Pee-wee: Hi, Dottie, it's Pee-wee! Dottie: Pee-wee? Where are you calling from? Pee-wee: Texas! Dottie: Huh? Pee-wee: Honest! I'll prove it! Pee-wee: The stars at night are big and bright... Passersby: ... deep in the heart of Texas!
Mother Superior: Oh Rusty, you are an inspiration to us all! Pee-wee: I'll say! I'm going to start a paper route right now.
Dottie: Pee-wee, how are you ever going to pay a reward like that? Pee-wee: It's simple. Whoever returns the bike is obviously the person who stole it. So they don't deserve any reward!
Mr. Breakfast: Good morning, Pee-wee! Pee-wee: Good morning, Mr. Breakfast! Mr. Breakfast: Can I have some Mr. T cereal? Pee-wee: Okay! Pee-wee: I pity the poor fool who don't eat my cereal!
Pee-wee: Aren't we gonna see the basement? Tina: There's no basement at the Alamo!
Madame Ruby: For twenty dollars I can tell you a lot of things. For thirty dollars I can tell you more. And for fifty dollars I can tell you *everything*. Pee-wee: Tell me why I'm here first. Madame Ruby: You're here because you... want something!
Pee-wee: Have a nice day. Large Marge: Be sure and tell 'em Large Marge sent ya! Heh heh heh heh heh!
Radio DJ: Well, that is some story Pee-wee and with the kind of reward money you're offering, I'm sure a lot of our listeners will be searching. Pee-wee: Oh, my name's engraved on the back of the seat. That's Pee-wee Herman. P-E-E, Francis: That does it! He just won't let up. I changed my mind. I don't want the stupid bike anymore. Francis' Accomplice: Well, a deal's a deal. So... fork over my money for lifting it for you... Buxton! Francis: Here. Take the bike with you. Just get rid of it. Francis' Accomplice: That'll cost you extra. See you later sucker!
Mr. Buxton: Pee-wee, Pee-wee! What is going on here? Pee-wee Herman: He's a thief! He stole my bike! Francis: You liar! I swear I didn't do it, Dad! Mr. Buxton: Pee-wee, this is a serious accusation. Do you have any proof? Pee-wee Herman: Well, not exactly. Mr. Buxton: Pee-wee, the Buxtons are not thieves. Just look at him. Mr. Buxton: He couldn't have stolen your bike. He hasn't left this house since yesterday. We've been setting up Francis' birthday plans all day. Pee-wee Herman: Gee, I guess I was wrong. We don't have to involve the authorities in this matter, do we, Mr. Buxton? It was an honest mistake, and I'm very sorry. Mr. Buxton: Well... I still think you should apologise to Francis, and then I want to see the two of you shake hands. Pee-wee Herman: I'm sorry, Francis. Pee-wee Herman: Here, would you care for some gum? Pee-wee Herman: Would you like some, Mr. Buxton? Mr. Buxton: Oh, thank you. Pee-wee Herman: Spearmint or fruit? Mr. Buxton: Uh, fruit please. Pee-wee Herman: Well... goodbye! Mr. Buxton: Goodbye. Francis: You do believe me, don't you, Dad?
Pee-wee: Exhibit Q: a scale-model of the entire mall! X marks the scene of the crime. These arrows here show the exact position of the sun at the hour of the crime. Jupiter was aligned with Pluto! The moon was in the seventh... Chuck: Pee-wee! Pee-wee: Please save your questions until I'm THROUGH, Chuck! Chuck: Well, when will that be? A long time, we wait! We've been here for over three hours now, and I'm not sure if any of us can see what all this is supposed to mean. Pee-wee: Supposed to mean? Supposed to MEAN?
Pee-wee Herman: Exhibit D. Jimmy! What is this? Too late! Chip! Chip: Uh, looks like a pen. Pee-wee Herman: Exactly! I bought this pen one hour before my bike was stolen. Why? What's the significance? I don't know!
Pee-wee: Guess what? The Alamo was built without a basement. Simone: Aww, I didn't know that. Pee-wee: Neither did I. They don't tell you that stuff in school. It's something you just have to experience.
