Molly: You want embarrassing? There was this fast-food hot dog place near where I grew up, and in front, they had this hot dog on wheels as part of their... I don't know what, gimmick or something. The 'Weeniemobile' we called it. Anyway, I'm in tenth grade and the place closes down, but my father decides to buy the Weeniemobile and proceeds to drive me to school in it every day. Dana: No way! Molly: Oh, yeah. That's me. Weenie Girl. Do you think Tornado Lady tops that? Dana: No. I wouldn't have gone to school.