Celia: Me and Kevin were playing Xmas kidnapping.
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Celia: Me and Kevin were playing Xmas kidnapping.
Eva: Whenever I see fat people, they're always eating. Don't give me any of this... 'slow metabolism, it's my glands' crap.
Eva: Franklin, where are you? Pick up the goddamned phone!
Eva: Standing at the counter of the miniature golf course, the mother sees a group of obese people and rants to her son: "Whenever I see fat people, they're always eating. Don't give me any of this... 'slow metabolism, it's my glands' crap."
Celia: Me and Kevin were playing Xmas kidnapping.
Eva: Whenever I see fat people, they're always eating. Don't give me any of this... 'slow metabolism, it's my glands' crap.
Eva: Franklin, where are you? Pick up the goddamned phone!
Eva: Standing at the counter of the miniature golf course, the mother sees a group of obese people and rants to her son: "Whenever I see fat people, they're always eating. Don't give me any of this... 'slow metabolism, it's my glands' crap."
Eva: Haven't you ever wished you had somebody else around to play with? Kevin, 6-8 Years: No. Eva: You might like it. Kevin, 6-8 Years: What if I don't like it? Eva: Then you get used to it. Kevin, 6-8 Years: Just because you're used to something doesn't mean you like it. You're used to me. Eva: Yes, well, in a few months we're all gonna get used to somebody new.
Franklin: Hey, Kev. Listen buddy, it's easy to misunderstand something when you hear it out of context. Kevin: Why would I not understand the context? I am the context.
Eva: You just can't get uncomfortable enough can you? Kevin: Uncomfortable? With my own mother?
Young Suited Man #1: Good afternoon ma'am. I hope this isn't an inconvenient time. Eva: Well, it is actually. Young Suited Man #1: Well, we just had a couple of quick questions for you. Eva: What is this about? Young Suited Man #2: Do you know were are you spending the afterlife? Eva: Oh! Yes I do as a matter of fact! I'm going straight to hell. Eternal damnation, the whole bit. Thanks for asking! Ok?
Colin: You wanna dance? Eva: No thanks, Harland. Colin: Come on, just one! Eva: No really, I don't dance. Colin: Where do you get off, you stuck-up bitch? Do you think anybody else even wants you now?
Eva: Why would you have something like that? Kevin: I collect them. Eva: Doesn't it a weird thing to collect? Kevin: I don't like stamps. Eva: Then what's the point? Kevin: There is no point. That's the point.
Eva: So, the daddy bear plants his seed in the mommy bear and it grows into an egg. Kevin, 6-8 Years: Is this about fucking? Eva: Do you know what that means? Kevin, 6-8 Years: The boy puts his pee pee in the girls doo doo.
Franklin: Kev, Mom had something that she wanted to tell you. Eva: I wanted to... thank you for calling the ambulance. Franklin: ...And? Eva: And I was concerned... that you might be feeling... RESPONSIBLE. Kevin: Why is that? Eva: Because you were SUPPOSED to be looking after her! Franklin: We just don't want you to blame yourself. Kevin: No. I don't... I mean I... I never said I did. Eva: ...She's going to need a GLASS EYE, Kevin.
