Mouse Finbar: Did I die and turn into a small muscular boy scout?
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Mouse Finbar: Did I die and turn into a small muscular boy scout?
Mouse Finbar: Are you having a heart attack? Breathe! Breathe! His whole left side is shutting down!
Eddie: Getting old is a gift. I forget that sometimes, but it is. What more could a guy possibly want?
Professor Shelly Oberon: You got to have eyes in the back of your...
Professor Shelly Oberon: No, no, no! I'm the old fat dude! This can't be happening!
Mouse Finbar: Why does everybody keep dropping from the sky?
Mouse: Did I just kill Eddie by talking too slow? Like he always said I would?
Oberon: I will torch you, bitches! I will literally burn your face!
Professor Shelly Oberon: It says dunes and we're in the dunes. No shit.
Eddie: Everybody should be so lucky to have a friend like Milo.
Young Fridge: I gotta stop hanging out with white people. I don't know what the hell is wrong with me.
Leaving this to come see you. And I can't wait.
Mouse: You've got to pay attention to what's in your hand.
Mouse Finbar: Did I die and turn into a small muscular boy scout?
Mouse Finbar: Are you having a heart attack? Breathe! Breathe! His whole left side is shutting down!
Eddie: Getting old is a gift. I forget that sometimes, but it is. What more could a guy possibly want?
Professor Shelly Oberon: You got to have eyes in the back of your...
Professor Shelly Oberon: No, no, no! I'm the old fat dude! This can't be happening!
Mouse Finbar: Why does everybody keep dropping from the sky?
Mouse: Did I just kill Eddie by talking too slow? Like he always said I would?
Dr Smolder Bravestone: Who is Jumanji? Mouse: Well, if I was listening correctly, that is her sister.
Eddie: Everybody should be so lucky to have a friend like Milo.
Oberon: I will torch you, bitches! I will literally burn your face!
Professor Shelly Oberon: And for weaknesses, endurance. And what else? Let's see... heat, sun, and sand. Professor Shelly Oberon: Shouldn't be a problem. It's not like we're in the middle of a goddamn desert or anything!
Young Fridge: I gotta stop hanging out with white people. I don't know what the hell is wrong with me.
Professor Shelly Oberon: It says dunes and we're in the dunes. No shit.
Oberon: I've always been the super clever one, and he's always been super brave. And super ball-less. Mouse: Stop saying that! Both of my balls are right here! Oberon: In spirit. Mouse: Hey... Oberon: They're here in spirit. Oberon: Always. Elevator Guard: Of course Oberon: Right, bro? Mouse: Right. I got no balls.
Mouse Finbar: Oh! There's one more thing about ostriches. Professor Shelly Oberon: Oh, no... Ruby Roundhouse: Say it! Mouse Finbar: They travel in herds.
Bethany: Leaving this to come see you. And I can't wait.
Mouse: You've got to pay attention to what's in your hand.
Professor Shelly Oberon: You're not a good Bravestone! You're too stubborn and pissed off, and you keep getting us killed. Dr Smolder Bravestone: What the hell you talking about? Professor Shelly Oberon: And Milo... and I say this with all due respect, sir... is not a good person to be the zoologist. He talks too slow, and by the time he gets to the point, you're dead!
Cake Lady: Welcome. May I offer you a piece of cake. Mouse Finbar: No! No! NOOOO! Professor Shelly Oberon: No thank you.
Mouse: What is this guy's deal? Ruby: He's what was it, an NPC? A non-player character. He has a limited number of things he can say. Mouse: My friend Carl is the same way.
Oberon: If you touch my boobs, I will murder you! Ruby: Too late! That was the first thing I did.
Mouse: Whew. Damn. Never thought I'd be this happy to shrink. Seaplane: I've never seen anything quite like that before. Oberon: Oh my god, it's so good to be able to talk again. With words. Oberon: Spencer, hi! Bravestone: Hey Bethany. Oberon: We have so much catching up to do. I wanna hear everything about New York. But it feels like maybe this isn't the perfect like, moment. Bravestone: Right. Like... later. Oberon: Later. Ruby: Better? Bravestone: Yeah. Much. Ming: I got hair. Ming: For the first time in 40 years. I gotta go tell Milo. Bravestone: Be careful out there, grandpa. Ming: Yep. Mouse: How's your ankle? Oberon: Hmm? Mouse: Your ankle. Oberon: It's a little sore. But... definitely not as bad as your making us seem Mouse: What's that supposed to mean? Oberon: Nothing. Just you were making a really big deal of it, and... it's not that bad.
Young Fridge: Grandpa Eddie? Eddie: Anthony? Young Fridge: Yes, sir, it's me. Eddie: Anthony! How are ya? Come on in. Come on in. Young Fridge: How you doing? Eddie: Oh, gettin' old sucks. Don't ever let anyone tell you any different. Young Fridge: Oh, uh, this is uh, Martha and-and Bethany. This is Spencer's grandfather, Eddie. Eddie: Martha, you're the little girlfriend. Martha: Uhh... Milo Walker: Morning! Young Fridge: Morning, sir. Er, Sorry to... barge in on you. Eddie: Eh... You're not barging. He's barging. Milo Walker: Milo Walker. Young Fridge: Wait, Milo? Like... Like Milo and Eddie's. Milo Walker: Please to meet you. Young Fridge: Man, my dad said you guys had the best restaurant in town.
