Vegetable: Hey, I'm being stolen! Hey, help me! Help me!
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Vegetable: Hey, I'm being stolen! Hey, help me! Help me!
Hello, London! Rizzo the Rat: Goodbye, lunch!
Mr Applegate: Thank you for not shouting at me!
Ebenezer Scrooge: What an employer he was. As hard and ruthless as a rose petal!
Ebenezer Scrooge: Spirit, I fear you more than any specter I have yet met.
Lew Zealand: Boomerang fish! Guaranteed fresh! Throw the fish A-WAY... and it comes back to me! Get 'em while they're fresh!
Rizzo the Rat: Oh, at least I landed on something soft. And hot! Ooh! Ooh! Ohh! Ah! Ooh! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
Vegetable: Hey, I'm being stolen! Hey, help me! Help me!
Mr Applegate: Thank you for not shouting at me!
Rizzo the Rat: Boy, that's scary stuff! Should we be worried about the kids in the audience? Gonzo: Nah, it's all right. This is culture!
Kermit the Frog: If you please Mr. Scrooge, it's gotten colder, and the bookkeeping staff would like to have an extra shovel full of coal for the fire? Rat #1: We can't do the bookkeeping, all our pens have turned to inkcicles! Rat #2: Our assets are frozen! Ebenezer Scrooge: How would the bookkeepers like to be suddenly... UNEMPLOYED? Rats: HEAT WAVE! Rats: This is my island in the sun...
Gonzo: My name is Charles Dickens. Rizzo the Rat: And my name is Rizzo the Rat... wait a second! You're not Charles Dickens! Gonzo: I am too! Rizzo the Rat: No! A blue furry Charles Dickens who hangs out with a rat? Gonzo: Absolutely! Rizzo the Rat: Charles Dickens was a 19th Century novelist! A genius! Gonzo: Oh, you are too kind! Rizzo the Rat: Why should I believe you? Gonzo: Well, because I know the story of A Christmas Carol like the back of my hand! Rizzo the Rat: Prove it! Gonzo: All right! Um, there's a little mole on my thumb, and um, a scar on my wrist from when I fell off my bike... Rizzo the Rat: No, no, no, don't tell us your *hand*, tell us the *story*!
Ebenezer Scrooge: Must we return to this place? There is something else that I must know, is that not true? Spirit, I know what I must ask. I fear to, but I must. Who was the wretched man whose death brought so much glee and happiness to others? Ebenezer Scrooge: Answer me one more question. Are these the shadows of things that *will* be, or are they the shadows of things that *may* be only? Ebenezer Scrooge: These events can be changed! A life can be made right. Ebenezer Scrooge: Ebenezer Scrooge! Oh please, Spirit, no! Hear me, I-I'm not the man I was! Why would you show me this if I was past all hope? Ebenezer Scrooge: I, I *will* honor Christmas, and try to keep it all the year! I will live my life in the past, the present, and the future. I will not shut out the lessons the spirits have taught me! Tell me that I may sponge out the writing on this stone! Ebenezer Scrooge: Oh Spirit, please speak to me!
Robert Marley: We were always heckling you. Jacob Marley: It's good to be heckling again. Robert Marley: It's good to be doing anything again.
Jacob Marley: Why do you doubt your own senses? Ebenezer Scrooge: Because a little thing can affect them. A slight disorder of the stomach can make them cheat. You may be a bit of undigested beef, a blob of mustard, a crumb of cheese. Yes. There's more of gravy than of grave about you. Robert Marley: More of gravy than of grave? Jacob Marley: What a terrible pun. Where do you get these jokes? Robert Marley: Leave comedy to the bears, Ebenezer.
Ebenezer Scrooge: Let us deal with the eviction notices for tomorrow, Mr. Cratchit. Kermit the Frog: Uh, tomorrow's Christmas, sir. Ebenezer Scrooge: Very well. You may gift wrap them.
Sam the Eagle: Work hard, lad, and one day, your life will be as solid as this very building! Sam the Eagle: Huh. I've been meaning to fix that shelf!
Rizzo the Rat: Nice story, Mr. Dickens. Gonzo: Oh, thanks. If you like this, you should read the book.
Rizzo the Rat: Hey! I'm stuck! Get me out of here! Gonzo: I knew you weren't suited for literature.
Kermit the Frog: Um, excuse me, Mr. Scrooge, but it appears to be closing time. Ebenezer Scrooge: Very well. I'll see you at eight tomorrow morning. Rats: Ask him, ask him. Kermit the Frog: Um... um, tomorrow's Christmas. Rats: Mm-hmm. Ebenezer Scrooge: 8: 30, then. Kermit the Frog: Oh. Um, if you please, sir, half an hour off hardly seems customary for Christmas Day. Rats: No, no. Ebenezer Scrooge: How much time off *is* customary, Mr. Cratchit? Kermit the Frog: Uh... why, um, the, uh, whole day. Rats: Yeah, yeah. Ebenezer Scrooge: The entire day? Rats: No, no. It's the frog's idea. Kermit the Frog: If you please, Mr. Scrooge, why open the office tomorrow? Other businesses will be closed. You'll have no one to do business *with*. Uh, it'll waste a lot of expensive coal for the fire. Rats: Yeah. That's *definitely* a point. Ebenezer Scrooge: It's a poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every December the 25th. Ebenezer Scrooge: But as I seem to be the only person around who knows that... take the day off. Ebenezer Scrooge: Will you *stop that*? Kermit the Frog: Uh... thank you, Mr. Scrooge. Ebenezer Scrooge: Be here all the earlier the next morning.
Gonzo: He was a tight-fisted hand at the grindstone, Scr... Gonzo: Boy, this really *is* a dirty city! Rizzo the Rat: Heh, you're tellin' me! Gonzo: Come here. Rizzo the Rat: Hmm? Rizzo the Rat: Thank you for makin' me a part of this! Gonzo: He was a tight-fisted hand at the grindstone, Scrooge: a squeezing, wrenching, grasping, clutching, covetous old sinner.
Vegetables: If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour. Yuck! Muppet Man: Even the vegetables don't like him!
Rizzo the Rat: Rats don't understand these things. Gonzo: You were never a lonely child? Rizzo the Rat: I had twelve hundred and seventy four brothers and sisters. Gonzo: Boy! Rats don't understand these things!
Ebenezer Scrooge: I do not make merry myself for Christmas. Fred: That is certainly true. Ebenezer Scrooge: And I cannot afford to make idle people merry. Fred: That is certainly *not* true! Ebenezer Scrooge: Don't you have other things to do this afternoon, my dear nephew? Fred: Sadly, I do, Uncle. So I shall make my donation and, uh, leave you to make yours.
Rizzo the Rat: Oh, Gonzo, speak to me! I mean, Mr. Dickens. Charlie! Are you hurt? Gonzo: To say that Scrooge became startled would be untrue. Still the moment had passed, and the world was as it should be. Rizzo the Rat: He ain't hurt. Didn't even lose his concentration.
Fozziwig: Welcome to Fozziwig and Mom's Annual Christmas Party. At this time in the proceedings, it is a tradition for me to make a little speech. Jacob Marley: And it's a tradition for us to take a little nap!
Ebenezer Scrooge: This is Bob Crachit's house? Ghost of Christmas Present: How do you know that? Ebenezer Scrooge: You just told me. Ghost of Christmas Present: Well, I'm *usually* trustworthy.
Ebenezer Scrooge: I don't think I've ever met anybody like you before. Ghost of Christmas Present: Really? Over 1800 of my brothers have come before me! Ebenezer Scrooge: 1800? Imagine the grocery bills!
Robert Marley: You will be haunted by three spirits. Ebenezer Scrooge: Haunted? I've already had enough of that. Jacob Marley: Without these visits, you cannot hope to avoid the path we tread. Robert Marley: Expect the first ghost tonight, when the bell tolls one! Ebenezer Scrooge: Can't I meet them all at once and get it over with?
Mrs. Dilber: I've got his blankets. Old Joe: Ah, his blankets... Why, Mrs. Dilber, they're still warm! I don't pay extra for the warmth, you know. Mrs. Dilber: You should. It's the only warmth he ever had.
Robert Marley: Look, it's Ebeneezer Scrooge! Jacob Marley: Looking older and more wicked than ever. Robert Marley: I knew he wouldn't disappoint us!
Ebenezer Scrooge: You're a little absent-minded, spirit. Ghost of Christmas Present: No, I'm a LARGE absent-minded spirit!
Ghost of Christmas Past: There was of course, another Christmas Eve with this young woman. Some years later. Ebenezer Scrooge: Oh please... do not show me that Christmas.
