Nick Szalinski: Hey wait! I get it! FRENCH CLASS!
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Nick Szalinski: Hey wait! I get it! FRENCH CLASS!
Nick Szalinski: When we crashed, my entire life flashed before my eyes. It didn't take too long.
Amy Szalinski: Ugh, mud is still mud, no matter how small you are. I can't believe that some stores actually charge for this stuff.
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: The early worm catches the fish, Russell. Remember that.
Nick Szalinski: I'm on a special diet. No toxic waste.
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Hey, if we had some rope, we could make a log bridge! If we... If we had some logs.
Dr. Brainard: You were right about the electric flea collar. The extension cord was a bad idea.
Ron Thompson: I'm your brother, Russ, you're not supposed to fink on your own brother!
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Hey, Szalinski, do they pick up your trash the same day they get ours?
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: Szalinski! Give it a rest! IT'S SATURDAY!
Amy Szalinski: No, they broke up for religious differences. She thought she was God and he disagreed.
Nick Szalinski: Hey wait! I get it! FRENCH CLASS!
Nick Szalinski: When we crashed, my entire life flashed before my eyes. It didn't take too long.
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: The early worm catches the fish, Russell. Remember that.
Amy Szalinski: Weird family.
Nick Szalinski: I'm on a special diet. No toxic waste.
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Hey, if we had some rope, we could make a log bridge! If we... If we had some logs.
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: Weird family.
Dr. Brainard: You were right about the electric flea collar. The extension cord was a bad idea.
Ron Thompson: I'm your brother, Russ, you're not supposed to fink on your own brother!
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: Szalinski! Give it a rest! IT'S SATURDAY!
Nick Szalinski: Hey wait! I get it! FRENCH CLASS!
Amy Szalinski: Ugh, mud is still mud, no matter how small you are. I can't believe that some stores actually charge for this stuff.
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Hey, Szalinski, do they pick up your trash the same day they get ours?
Wayne Szalinski: Don't worry about them, they've got the Thompson kids with them. They'll be fine. Diane Szalinski: That's another thing I'm worried about: Amy. In the dark. With Little Russ Thompson. Wayne Szalinski: Get some rest. Diane Szalinski: They'd better behave themselves.
Diane Szalinski: Are you saying... it works? The machine works? Diane Szalinski: Do the kids know? Wayne Szalinski: Well, yeah, the kids know. Diane Szalinski: That's great! Wayne Szalinski: No, it's not that great. Diane Szalinski: Why? Wayne Szalinski: I shrunk the kids. Diane Szalinski: ...What? Wayne Szalinski: And the Thompson kids too. They're about this big, they're in the backyard. Diane Szalinski: *What*? Wayne Szalinski: I threw them out with the trash. Wayne Szalinski: Yes? Female Cop: Did uh, you report two missing children? Wayne Szalinski: Oh, there must be some mistake. Our children are in the backyard. Right, honey?
Amy Szalinski: I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto. Nick Szalinski: I don't think we're in the food chain anymore, Dorothy.
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: They're never going to believe this at school. Nick Szalinski: Yeah, I can just see the note to the teacher: "Dear Miss Mason, Nick is not absent. He's pinned to this note".
Amy Szalinski: If you were my brother, I'd put myself up for adoption. Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: Yeah, I hope your face ends up on a milk carton.
Amy Szalinski: Russ? Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Yeah? Amy Szalinski: How come you never came over before? Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: I mean, you talked to me once or twice last year. I mean, I would've come by - I wanted to - but... I always thought you were too popular to notice me. Amy Szalinski: I was too popular to notice. I was stupid.
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: So, you like to dance huh? Amy Szalinski: How do you know? Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Well... Amy Szalinski: You could see me? Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: No, no. Yeah, I could, but I wasn't watching you, I...
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: It's just that my dad doesn't understand your dad. Amy Szalinski: Your dad doesn't understand anything.
Nick Szalinski: We're now a quarter of an inch tall, and 64 feet from the house. That's an equivalent of three-point-two miles. That's a long way. Even for a man of science. Amy Szalinski: Nick, I've got six hours to get home, get big and get to the mall. Now get moving.
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: I could eat a corndog the size of a truck. Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Ron, if you had a corndog; it would be the size of a truck.
Tommy Pervis: Nick said I could cut it, I swear! Wayne Szalinski: When did you see Nick? Diane Szalinski: Did you see him this morning? Tommy Pervis: No, it was yesterday. Really, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be so late. Diane Szalinski: It's okay, sweetie. It's okay. Why don't you back through our house, it's safer. Tommy Pervis: 'Safer'? Tommy Pervis: I thought MY folks were weird.
Nick Szalinski: We could be anywhere now. Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: I think we're still in your yard. Nick Szalinski: How do you know? Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Any other yard the grass would be shorter.
Mae Thompson: Did you tell him the truth? Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: Honey... Mae Thompson: Did they take it okay? Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: Mae... Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: 80 bucks, Mae! NON-refundable! Those kids are GROUNDED!
Wayne Szalinski: And given that my machine can substantially reduce the size of bulky payloads... And fuel supplies of the savings to the space program would be staggering. Professor Frederickson: Mr. Szalinski, are you trying to tell me that suddenly size is no longer relative? Wayne Szalinski: Well, that's right, Professor Frederickson, and that all matter is made up of not only density but of empty space, and if we can proportionally reduce the amount of empty space in any given object, we can, thereby, shrink the object. Professor Frederickson: Uh-huh. Where's your proof? Wayne Szalinski: When Einstein came up with the atomic bomb, did they ask him to prove that it worked? Professor Frederickson: You, Mr. Szalinski, are hardly Einstein. Wayne Szalinski: I picked a name. Professor Frederickson: You have, however, managed to shrink one thing: the size of the audience. Professor Frederickson: Gentlemen, ladies, I don't know about you, but I'm going to lunch.
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: They're never gonna find us! We were right under their noses and they didn't even see us! Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Don't panic, Ron. We'll - we'll find a way. Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: I'm not panicking. Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: Who's panicked? Nobody's panicked!
Mae Thompson: I thought you didn't believe him. Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: Oh, I don't. Electricity's cheap.
Amy Szalinski: Nicky! Get out of there! You're allergic to pollen! Nick Szalinski: It's too big! I'm too little to breathe it in.
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: He hit a baseball through your attic window... Amy Szalinski: He what? Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: It shouldn't have been closed in the first place. It's a nice day! Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: We'll get it fixed okay? We'll take it out of his allowance all right? Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: My allowance? Dream on! Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Okay, we'll just have dad pay for it huh? Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: We'll take it out of my allowance... Now give me my ball back. Nick Szalinski: Until you pay, no man shall pass. Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: You've got nothing to say about it, *space boy*! Amy Szalinski: Cool it! Nick, take him upstairs and get him his ball. And clean up the mess. Nick Szalinski: What? Amy Szalinski: Do it, Nick! I don't have time to mess around.
Mae Thompson: Why didn't you tell us earlier? Diane Szalinski: Well, up until now, the machine just... blew things up. Mae Thompson: Are you saying that that machine...? Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: Blew up my kids? Diane Szalinski, Wayne Szalinski: No, no! Wayne Szalinski: No, if the machine had blown up the kids, there'd be pieces of them everywhere... Diane Szalinski: Wayne! Wayne Szalinski: Sorry, but I'm positive about this. The machine shrunk our kids. Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: You're the one who needs a shrink, Szalinski. You are a nut case. And I'll tell you something: I have got an air hammer in my attic, and if you did do something to my kids, there's gonna be pieces of you *all over the NEIGHBORHOOD*! Come on, Mae! Wayne Szalinski: I think that went well. Diane Szalinski: I think we should have them over more often.
Mae Thompson: How did this happen? Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: Let me handle this. How did this happen?
Ron Thompson: What's a river doing in your backyard? Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: It's not a river, dope. It could be a stream of dog pee, and it would look like a river to us.
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: Hey, Szalinski, your lawn's beginning to look like the Amazon. Wayne Szalinski: Yeah, producing oxygen, Russ. We all have to do our part. You know how all the jungles are receding everywhere.
