Robert Crumb: When I - what was it - about five or six? - I was sexually attracted to Bugs Bunny. And I - I cut out this Bugs Bunny off the cover of a comic book and carried it around with me. Carried it around in my pocket and took it out and looked at it periodically, and - and it got all wrinkled up from handling it so much that I asked my mother to iron it on the ironing board to flatten it out, and - and she did, and I was deeply disappointed 'cause it got all brown when she ironed it, and brittle, and crumbled apart.
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Charles Crumb: How perfectly goddamned delightful it all is, to be sure.
Charles Crumb: You would always threaten to give us enemas if we didn't behave properly.
Robert Crumb: France isn't - you know - perfect, or anything, but - it's just - oh, slightly less evil than the United States.
Charles Crumb: You would always threaten to give us enemas if we didn't behave properly.
Charles Crumb: How perfectly goddamned delightful it all is, to be sure.
Robert Crumb: When I - what was it - about five or six? - I was sexually attracted to Bugs Bunny. And I - I cut out this Bugs Bunny off the cover of a comic book and carried it around with me. Carried it around in my pocket and took it out and looked at it periodically, and - and it got all wrinkled up from handling it so much that I asked my mother to iron it on the ironing board to flatten it out, and - and she did, and I was deeply disappointed 'cause it got all brown when she ironed it, and brittle, and crumbled apart.
Robert Crumb: France isn't - you know - perfect, or anything, but - it's just - oh, slightly less evil than the United States.
Robert Crumb: It would be good actually if you could take life drawing... I think that would be really... Jesse Crumb: But you didn't go to art school and you're rich and famous. Robert Crumb: We're not talking about rich and famous, we're talking about learning how to draw.
Aline Crumb: All these other houses are like oriented to look down on our place because it's like a backdrop for their air conditioned nightmare houses. Robert Crumb: Each hilltop can view each other hilltop. Schmucks.
Robert Crumb: Ah, where are they now? It was 30 years ago. 30 years ago, they're all middle-aged housewives now. Jesus, what a thought.
Robert Crumb: One time my brother Charles brought this thing back from the dump, it was this beautiful wooden truck, this ice cream truck made out of wood. I wanted that thing really bad and he wouldn't let me touch it or anything, he was real spiteful that way. So I made a big fuss and I told my mother and she said "Charles, let him play with that when you're through" and then he said OK. So about 15 minutes later he came in the house and said "OK, Robert, I'm through, you can play with it now." So I ran outside and he had smashed it to smithereens against the wall of the house.
Robert Crumb: This morning you were talking about getting a lobotomy. Jesus Christ. Charles Crumb: Why not? Robert Crumb: "Why not"!
Kathy Goodell: You really hated women back then. Has anything changed now? Robert Crumb: Yeah, I hate them a little bit less.
Charles Crumb: What, my father? He was an overbearing tyrant. Robert Crumb: Yes, he was. Charles Crumb: Maybe I was unconsciously imitating him when I forced you to draw comic books.
Robert Crumb: I always kind of envied your life in a way, cos my life has become so hectic and... Charles Crumb: Why, because I was so detached from the human race? Is that one of the reasons why you envy me? Robert Crumb: You got this cloistered environment with your books. Charles Crumb: Believe me, it's nothing to envy.
Robert Crumb: She thought it was really cute, but to me, it was like, the horror of America.
Charles Crumb: I'm never constipated. That's about the best thing I can say about myself.
