Paulina Novacek: The Colonel will no longer be working with us.
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Jeff Blue: Darling, do the oysters come with guns?
Jeff Blue: It's a very fortunate thing for you my wife wasn't here.
Jeff Blue: You should have seen these guys, complete amateurs. Biggest risk was I'd fall down laughing and hurt myself.
Muerte: My name is Muerte, my name is death!
Jeff Blue: We're naming the kid Jane Louise. Period.
Paulina Novacek: The Colonel will no longer be working with us.
Narrator: A comedy about a family who can escape anything - except their job.
Jeff Blue: Darling, do the oysters come with guns?
Jeff Blue: This is a bad idea, Morty...
Jeff Blue: You should have seen these guys, complete amateurs. Biggest risk was I'd fall down laughing and hurt myself.
Muerte: My name is Muerte, my name is death!
Jeff Blue: We're naming the kid Jane Louise. Period.
Paulina Novacek: The Colonel will no longer be working with us.
Jane Blue: Let me see if I understand this correctly. You took our child into a knife fight? Jeff Blue: It was a fair fight - two of them, two of us...
Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: There was an attempted mugging half a block from here tonight. Jeff Blue: Really? Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: The victim got away. Jeff Blue: Oh, good. Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: You don't know nothing about that? Jeff Blue: No, I don't think so. Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: You match the description of the intended victim: a man with a baby stroller. Det. Sgt. Halsey: And we got us a bag lady that says she saw the man enter this hotel. Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: And the desk clerk says that man was you. Jeff Blue: Well, that certainly narrows it down, doesn't it?
Jeff Blue: Did we ever thank you for that crib blanket? Jane Blue: Oh no, honey, the White House sent the crib blanket. Frank sent the Fisher-Price Barnyard. Jeff Blue: You sent that? Aw, do you know those cows really moo? Jane Blue: Jeff plays with it day and night.
Jeff Blue: Oh, hi guys. Hey, you can go to a strip joint. We're just going to spend a quiet evening at home. Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: Oh, thanks. We appreciate that, *Mr.* Blue. Jane Blue: Oh, anything we can do to make your lives easier. Det. Sgt. Halsey: Isn't the baby a little young for dolls? Jeff Blue: Oh, it's for me. It's a post-feminist doll. Jane Blue: Yeah. Goes to work with little sneakers on, but resents it. Jeff Blue: See ya. Jane Blue: Night. Det. Sgt. Halsey: Bye. Det. Sgt. Halsey: You know, they're really very interesting people.
Sawyer: What did you say you did for a living? Jeff Blue: I'm an airline pilot. Sawyer: I thought you said you were a vacuum cleaner salesman. Jeff Blue: Well if you knew, why did you ask?
Jeff Blue: Oh, hi, Morty. Muerte: Muerte. MUERTE! For death! You die today! Jeff Blue: Right. Jeff Blue: You know that looks really great on TV, but in real life you get better results if you just kind of hold it like this and... Muerte: Shut up! SHUT UP! Jeff Blue: Do you always have this much problem with a little constructive criticism?
Jane Blue: Jeff's a lousy shot. He had to bribe the examiner at the FBI. Jeff Blue: That's a lie. I bribed the guy at the CIA. I *blackmailed* the guy at the FBI.
Muerte: My name... is MUERTE! Jeff: Nice to meet you Morty, my name is Jeff.
Jeff Blue: You know what's funny? That gray van over there. Jane Blue: Funny ha-ha or funny interesting?
Jane Blue: One man on the couch, reading. Jeff Blue: A *literate* burglar? How refreshing!
Jeff Blue: Growing up on the mean streets... Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: What mean streets? You're from Nebraska.
Leamington: I want you to get up from the table very, very slowly. Jeff Blue: "Very, very?" Not just "very?"
Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: My source at the FBI said they didn't think you were, and I quote, "Bureau material." Jeff Blue: That's true. I'm more of an end table. Jane Blue: I always thought of you as a dining room chair. Jeff Blue: Really? I see you as a rosewood armoire with really nice drawers.
Jane Blue: I can't leave you alone for a minute. Jeff Blue: This wasn't my fault. Jane Blue: Nothing's ever your fault. You gonna kill him? Jeff Blue: Aren't we bloodthirsty today? I told you not to drink all that coffee.
Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: What just happened here? Jeff Blue: I'd say it was a domestic disturbance. Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: A domestic disturbance? Jeff Blue: Yeah like on the Honeymooners. You remember how Ralph used to fight with Alice. Det. Sgt. Halsey: I don't recollect Ralph using semi-automatic weapons. Jane Blue: But Norton sometimes did. And Mrs. Manacotti on the third floor, wow what a temper.
Paulina Novacek: So, Mr. Muerte... Muerte: Excuse me please, no "Mister," is "Muerte."
Jane Blue: We can tell you part of the story. Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: You can tell me all of the story. Jeff Blue: Part or nothing. Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: Well, how about we bust your ass for B and E. Jane Blue: Well, how about we talk to that nice governor of yours. Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: Okay, tell me part of the story. Jeff Blue: Well, it's hard to know where to begin. My father was a steam fitter, and... Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: Come on man, the *relevant* part.
Vern Newman: What line are you in? Jeff Blue: Brain surgery. *Professional* brain surgery.
Paulina Novacek: You're a very valuable commodity. Think what the Libyans would pay for your knowledge of American Intelligence. Or the Chinese. Or the Colombians. I think quite a lot of money, Mr. Blue. Jeff Blue: You see? Most people *do* like me.
Leamington: Don't make any sudden movements. Jeff Blue: Why not? Is there a bee on me?
Paulina Novacek: Take his gag off. Muerte: My name is Morty! Jeff Blue: Muerte. Muerte: I kill you. Paulina Novacek: Enough! Somebody find out who this man is and then kill him!
Jeff Blue: FBI! You're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right you may talk, sing, dance, impersonate Elvis or anything else you like. You have the right to an attorney. If you're broke and can't afford one, tough shit! Now get in the car you suspected felon you! Mr. Ferderber: Wait, wait. What am I being charged with? Jeff Blue: That's for me to know and you to find out.
Jeff Blue: Better put something on, the cops are coming. Jane Blue: The cops are coming? Jeff Blue: Yeah, you know big badges, blue uniforms.
Police Captain: The FBI fired Blue twice? Sawyer: Fired him in 81, rehired him in 84, fired him again in 85. Police Captain: Why? Sawyer: Well, Captain, there's all sorts of rumors. Det. Sgt. Halsey: Tell him what he did in between. Police Captain: I'm gonna hate this aren't I? Sawyer: CIA. Police Captain: Perfect! Sawyer: Until they got on the band wagon and fired him too.
Frank: You said you'd help out a little. Jeff Blue: Novacek's not "a little," Frank. She's a psycho.
Frank: The FBI thinks it's organized crime. Jane Blue: Ah, the FBI thinks *everything* is organized crime.
Jeff Blue: I was walking at 8 months. Jane Blue: You were walking at a year and a half. Your mother was ready to call in specialists.
