Nick Mercer: There's no such thing as "out of the blue".
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Nick Mercer: I'd rather fight with you than make love with anyone else.
TJ: Can you believe Kat gets to shag this guy? No, really, you should send God a bottle of wine or a quiche or something.
Kat Ellis: Nothing that a bottle of Jack and a straight razor won't fix.
Nick Mercer: I think I'd miss you even if we'd never met.
Kat Ellis: You're like the Yoda of escorts. Getting you on the phone was harder than getting into college.
Nick Mercer: Let me teach you a trick: if you look people in the eye, they won't notice what you're wearing.
Kat Ellis: Mom, this is so not the time to be yourself.
TJ: Darling, why spend anymore time on that horse's ass when Mr. Tie-Me-Up-Tie-Me-Down is standing right over there?
TJ: Will someone buy my Hoo-Ha a drink?
Nick Mercer: There's no such thing as "out of the blue".
Kat Ellis: Oh sweet Jesus, who gave that woman an amp?
TJ: The only thing that you two have in common is that you're both secretly attracted to me.
Edward Fletcher-Wooten: I've had her up on a pedestal ever since... since the day I put her up there.
Jeffrey: He's walking around all American, like he owns the place.
TJ: Ladies, that was a top night!*top* night!
Nick Mercer: I'd rather fight with you than make love with anyone else.
TJ: Can you believe Kat gets to shag this guy? No, really, you should send God a bottle of wine or a quiche or something.
Nick Mercer: I think I'd miss you even if we'd never met.
Kat Ellis: Nothing that a bottle of Jack and a straight razor won't fix.
Kat Ellis: You're like the Yoda of escorts. Getting you on the phone was harder than getting into college.
TJ: I think I've just come.
TJ: Darling, why spend anymore time on that horse's ass when Mr. Tie-Me-Up-Tie-Me-Down is standing right over there?
Nick Mercer: Let me teach you a trick: if you look people in the eye, they won't notice what you're wearing.
Kat Ellis: Mom, this is so not the time to be yourself.
TJ: Will someone buy my Hoo-Ha a drink?
Nick Mercer: There's no such thing as "out of the blue".
Kat Ellis: Oh sweet Jesus, who gave that woman an amp?
TJ: The only thing that you two have in common is that you're both secretly attracted to me.
Edward Fletcher-Wooten: I've had her up on a pedestal ever since... since the day I put her up there.
Jeffrey: He's walking around all American, like he owns the place.
Kat Ellis: Nothing that a bottle of Jack and a straight razor won't fix.
Kat Ellis: You're like the Yoda of escorts. Getting you on the phone was harder than getting into college.
Nick Mercer: Let me teach you a trick: if you look people in the eye, they won't notice what you're wearing.
Kat Ellis: Oh sweet Jesus, who gave that woman an amp?
TJ: The only thing that you two have in common is that you're both secretly attracted to me.
Jeffrey: He's walking around all American, like he owns the place.
Nick Mercer: Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Close... your... eyes. You're safe. You can relax. I'm not going to kiss you. He's gonna be so sorry he lost you, so stop worrying. Forget the past. Forget the pain. And remember what an incredible woman you are. You do that and he'll realize what he lost. Kat Ellis: Holy crap. You're worth every penny.
Jeffrey: There's something about him I don't like. Edward Fletcher-Wooten: He's 9% body fat and shagging your ex-girlfriend.
Amy: Hey. Kat Ellis: Hey. Amy: I just... Amy: I wanted to thank you for not outing me in front of Ed. I want to tell him just not the night before our wedding, you know... with these things, timing is everything. Kat Ellis: You're right. Kat Ellis: You should really time it right so that when he hears that you repeatedly screwed his best friend, he won't feel like the whole world is collapsing around him, and there's no escape because you tricked him into marrying you. Amy: Kat... Kat Ellis: Oh, don't worry. Your wedding will be perfect tomorrow. I'll smile and say all the right things, and you'll deal with Ed when you're ready. Kat Ellis: But right now, tonight, I'm not going to pretend it's okay.
Victor Ellis: Are you a boatsman, son? Nick Mercer: I am now, sir. Victor Ellis: Well, I'm glad to see that someone is making good use of her again. The boat I mean.
Jeffrey: Kat, could I have a word? It'll only take a moment. Bunny: Well, let me think. You stole seven years of her life with your bullshit and your charm and now you'd like just a moment? Sure, go right ahead. Kat Ellis: Thanks for the solidarity, Mom, but next time a little less information.
Kat Ellis: An escort at a funeral? Somebody's dead. Nick Mercer: Yeah, imagine facing that alone.
Nick Mercer: This happened *to* you? Kat Ellis: Happened in the sense that I picked up the phone, tracked you down, flew you here, and gave you $6,000 out of my 401K.
Airplane Passenger: Your first time flying? Kat Ellis: My sister's getting married and the best man is my ex. In case I chicken out, I want to know where all the exits are.
Bunny: They were inseperable. If Kat ate a banana, Amy threw it up. TJ: And if Amy threw it up, Kat ate it. Kat Ellis: So we were eating and throwing up in perfect harmony.
Edward Fletcher-Wooten: I look like a total wanker, don't I? Nick Mercer: Yeah, kind of. Get in the car, Ed. He's halfway to France by now.
Kat Ellis: So sorry, I wasn't quite ready for you. Kat Ellis: It's a ticket. A plane ticket for a date. My date. To my sister's wedding. Bike Messenger: You're gonna have to let go. Kat Ellis: I'm gonna need you to help me.
Jeffrey: You remember when we took the girls hiking in the Lake District? Edward Fletcher-Wooten: No. Jeffrey: Yeah, you do. Blistering heat in the morning. Pouring rain all afternoon. Edward Fletcher-Wooten: No. Jeffrey: You backed your car over that copper's bicycle. Edward Fletcher-Wooten: No, sorry, no. Jeffrey: The Rat and Gherkin. Jeffrey, Edward Fletcher-Wooten: Mmm-hmm-hmm, splendid local scrumpy.
TJ: Ladies, that was a top night!*top* night!
