Chas Kramer: You were right, John. It's not like in the books.
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John Constantine: I know I'm not one of your favorites. I'm not even welcome in your house. But, I could use a little attention.
John Constantine: This is Constantine. John Constantine. Asshole.
John Constantine: When I was a kid, I could see things. Things humans aren't supposed to see. Things you shouldn't have to see.
Chas Kramer: You were right, John. It's not like in the books.
John Constantine: He always had a rotten sense of humor. And His punchlines are killers.
John Constantine: You don't walk off the roof of a building, without leaving something behind.
John Constantine: It's not always like it is in the books.
John Constantine: That's really not going to help.
John Constantine: Close your eyes. And whatever happens, don't look.
Midnite: Take him, John. Kill him after.
Midnite: I thought I heard thunder last night. Must have been Satan's stomach growling.
Chas Kramer: This is Kramer. Chas Kramer, asshole.
Chas Kramer: Who's a rat in a dress now, huh, bitch?
You could've shot me, John! You chose a higher path. Look how well you're doing!
Balthazar: Don't fight it, Johnny boy, enjoy it.
Chas Kramer: You ever think if you told me now that maybe I could help out?
Satan: You know, when you cut too deep, you cut the tendons. Finger movement goes out the window.
Angela Dodson: When we were girls, we would leave each other messages in light... and breath... on the windows.
Midnite: You know the rules of my house. While here you *will* abide by them.
John Constantine: Come on, you don't need its protection. It'll be like back in the day.
Father Hennessy: I think... I think I found you one.
Angela Dodson: I used to pretend that I didn't - that I didn't see things.
John Constantine: This is Constantine. John Constantine. Asshole.
Chas Kramer: You were right, John. It's not like in the books.
John Constantine: When I was a kid, I could see things. Things humans aren't supposed to see. Things you shouldn't have to see.
John Constantine: Welcome to my life.
John Constantine: He always had a rotten sense of humor. And His punchlines are killers.
John Constantine: You don't walk off the roof of a building, without leaving something behind.
John Constantine: It's not always like it is in the books.
John Constantine: That's really not going to help.
John Constantine: Close your eyes. And whatever happens, don't look.
John Constantine: I know I'm not one of your favorites. I'm not even welcome in your house. But, I could use a little attention.
John Constantine: This is Constantine. John Constantine. Asshole.
Chas Kramer: You were right, John. It's not like in the books.
John Constantine: He always had a rotten sense of humor. And His punchlines are killers.
John Constantine: That's really not going to help.
John Constantine: Detective. What if I told you that God and the devil made a wager, a kind of standing bet for the souls of all mankind? Angela Dodson: I'd tell you to stay on your meds. John Constantine: Humor me. No direct contact with humans. That would be the rule. Just influence. See who would win. Angela Dodson: Okay, I'm humoring you. Why? John Constantine: Who knows. Maybe just for the fun of it. No telling. Angela Dodson: Oh, so it's fun? It's fun when a man beats his wife to death? It's fun when a mother drowns her own baby? And you think the devil is responsible? People are evil, Mr. Constantine. People. John Constantine: You're right. We're born capable of terrible things, but then sometimes something else comes along and gives us just the right nudge. Angela Dodson: Well, this has been real educational, but... I don't believe in the devil. John Constantine: You should. He believes in you.
John Constantine: They have the Spear of Destiny. Satan: "They have the Spear of Destiny!" Satan: Or is it another one of your cons? John Constantine: Go look for yourself. John Constantine: You've waited twenty years for me, Lu. What's another twenty seconds?
Gabriel: Do you want revenge? Is that what you're thinking right now? Do it. Gabriel: Do it. Seek revenge. End my life. Go on. Be the hand of God. Gabriel: It's your choice. It's always been your choice. John Constantine: Yeah. John Constantine: That's called pain. Get used to it.
Angela Dodson: She was a patient at Ravenscar. She... jumped off the roof. John Constantine: Thought you said she was murdered? Angela Dodson: Yeah, well, Isabel wouldn't have taken her own life. John Constantine: Yeah, what kind of mental patient kills herself? That's just crazy.
Gabriel: I will smite thee, in His honour. Satan: Looks like somebody doesn't have your back any more.
John Constantine: So when a half-breed breaks the rules, I deport their sorry ass straight back to hell. I don't get them all, but I've been hoping to get enough to ensure my... retirement. Angela Dodson: I don't understand. John Constantine: I'm a suicide, Angela. When I die, the rules say I've got just one place to go... Angela Dodson: You're trying to buy your way into heaven. John Constantine: What would *you* do if you were sentenced to a prison where half the inmates were put there by you?
Angela Dodson: I guess God has a plan for all of us. John Constantine: God's a kid with an ant farm, lady. He's not planning anything.
John Constantine: Word is that kid of yours is a chip off the old block. Satan: Well, one does what one can. John Constantine: He's in the other room. Satan: Boys will be boys. John Constantine: With Gabriel. Satan: No accounting for taste, really.
John Constantine: How's the family? Satan: Family's doing just fine. Busy, busy, busy, busy. Need a vacation.
John Constantine: Is this neutral? Bullshit! You're the only one still playing by the rules, Midnite, and while you've been imitating Switzerland people are dying. Hennessy, Beeman, they were your friends once, too, remember? John Constantine: I need your help! Consider it a last request. Midnite: You play a dangerous game. John Constantine: Two hundred dollar shirt, by the way.
Gabriel: Your ego is astounding. John Constantine: Gabriel. Figures. "And the wicked shall inherit the Earth". Gabriel: You judging me now, John? John Constantine: Betrayal, murder, genocide, call me provincial.
Balthazar: What are you doing? John Constantine: I'm reading you your last rites. Balthazar: Spare me your remedial incantations. John Constantine: You do know what it is to truly be forgiven? To be welcomed into the Kingdom of God. Demon in heaven. John Constantine: I'd love to be a fly on that wall. Balthazar: You're not a priest. You have no power. John Constantine: Just tell me how Mammon is crossing over and you can go back to your shithole. John Constantine: Okay, Bally, enjoy it. John Constantine: In nomine Patri, et Fili, et Spiritus Sancti. May God have mercy on you, and grant you the pardon of all your sins. Whosesoever sins you remit on Earth, they are remitted unto them in Heaven. John Constantine: How's he doing it? Balthazar: No... I can't. John Constantine: Grant your child entry into thy kingdom! In the name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Ame-! Balthazar: Sangre de Dio! The blood of God. John Constantine: He found it. Balthazar: Whatever killed the Son of God will give birth to the Son of the Devil. John Constantine: By the way... you have to *ask* for absolution to be forgiven... asshole.
John Constantine: Close your eyes. Angela Dodson: Why? John Constantine: Suit yourself. John Constantine: Demons stay in hell, huh? Tell them that.
Gabriel: I'm simply seeking to inspire mankind to all that is intended. John Constantine: By handing Earth over to the son of the Devil? Help me here.
Gabriel: You're handed this precious gift, right? Each one of you granted redemption from the Creator - murderers, rapists, and molesters - all of you, you just have to repent, and God takes you into His bosom. In all the worlds in all the universe, no other creature can make such a boast, save man. It's not fair. Gabriel: If sweet, sweet God loves you so, then I will make you worthy of His love. I've been watching for a long time. It's only in the face of horror that you truly find your nobler selves. And you can be so noble. So, I'll bring you pain, I'll bring you horror, so that you may rise above it. So that those of you who survive this reign of hell on earth will be worthy of God's love. John Constantine: Gabriel, you're insane! Gabriel: The road to salvation begins tonight. Right now.
Angela Dodson: So why water? John Constantine: It's a universal conduit. Lubricates the transition from one plane to another. Now, ask me if there's water in Hell. Angela Dodson: Is there water in Hell? John Constantine: Sit. John Constantine: Normally only a portion of the body has to be suspended, but you wanted the crash course. Angela Dodson: Yeah, I wanted the crash course.
Midnite: Tell me this isn't about the girl? John Constantine: Definitely, mostly not about the girl.
Angela Dodson: John, I really want... John Constantine: Think of it as a bullet proof vest.
