Detective School Dropouts

Paul Miller: All right, we lost them. How much money have you got? Donald Wilson: What? Paul Miller: How much money have you got? Donald Wilson: I don't believe you. A man dies in my arms in a toilet, I have no passport, we're driving a stolen car, you want to know how much money I have? Paul Miller: Yeah! Donald Wilson: You're amazing. Donald Wilson: Oh my god, I lost my wallet. Paul Miller: What? You lost all our money? Donald Wilson: OUR money? Donald Wilson: I'm going to the police. Paul Miller: You can't go to the police. You go to the police, you'll spend two years in jail before they even talk to you. Donald Wilson: Why? I didn't do anything! Paul Miller: Go ahead, just tell them that. Tell them that. They're still mad at us for all the gum and babies we left here after the war. Let's go back to New York. Donald Wilson: Wait a minute. You're on a case. You can't leave. We're partners. Paul Miller: Look, Donald, you're a nice guy, but people are shooting at you. Can't you see that? And they might miss you and hit me. Paul Miller: So long, Donald. You want the stolen car? Donald Wilson: No! Paul Miller: I didn't think so. Paul Miller: By the way, nobody here speaks English.