Joy Miller: Who are you and what did you do with the little Nazi kid?
出自電影《The Beautician and the Beast》 的經典對白。
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Joy Miller: Who are you and what did you do with the little Nazi kid?
Joy Miller: Oh honey, talk to the hand, the ears ain't listening!
Joy Miller: Put on your sunblock because it's rays today, raisins tomorrow.
Joy Miller: In our country we can marry who we want. I decided on John Kennedy Jr., and while he's in denial, I'll travel.
Boris Pochenko: What a nice man that hermit was. I didn't even know I had a hermit!
Grushinsky: Oh, you Americans and your positive thinking. There are some situations that a big toothed person cannot get you out of.
Joy Miller: Could I possibly get a blanket without a head?
Boris Pochenko: Oh my, call an ambulance! She doesn't know what to say!
Kleist: In Slovetzia, hard work today, happiness tomorrow.
Joy Miller: It's control-top pantyhose. Holds you in like a stuffed sausage.
Boris Pochenko: Why must you always go one step too far? You could be such a pleasant person if you just had a tiny little edit button.
Joy Miller: Who are you and what did you do with the little Nazi kid?
Joy Miller: Oh honey, talk to the hand, the ears ain't listening!
Joy Miller: Put on your sunblock because it's rays today, raisins tomorrow.
Joy Miller: In our country we can marry who we want. I decided on John Kennedy Jr., and while he's in denial, I'll travel.
Boris Pochenko: What a nice man that hermit was. I didn't even know I had a hermit!
Joy Miller: Flashy, not trashy.
Grushinsky: Oh, you Americans and your positive thinking. There are some situations that a big toothed person cannot get you out of.
Joy Miller: Could I possibly get a blanket without a head?
Boris Pochenko: Oh my, call an ambulance! She doesn't know what to say!
Kleist: In Slovetzia, hard work today, happiness tomorrow.
Joy Miller: It's control-top pantyhose. Holds you in like a stuffed sausage.
Boris Pochenko: Why must you always go one step too far? You could be such a pleasant person if you just had a tiny little edit button.
Boris Pochenko: Do I not intimidate you at all? Joy Miller: Is one of your sideburns longer than the other?
Joy Miller: It's like Paris 50 years ago. Judy Miller: There were Nazis in Paris 50 years ago.
Boris Pochenko: I know where we are. Joy Miller: Well, where are we? Boris Pochenko: We're in the woods. Joy Miller: I knew it. Why can't you just ask one of them for directions? Boris Pochenko: NO! Joy Miller: Please! Asking for directions is not the first step to a two-party system.
Grushinsky: I thought you teach science! Joy Miller: TEACH it? I didn't even PASS it!
Joy Miller: Come on, we can make our own sandwich. Boris Pochenko: I don't know where anything is in this kitchen. Joy Miller: Oh come on, I can find food at Ghandi's house. What're you kidding me? Boris Pochenko: You should try running a country for a day. It's not all making war and smashing dissidents, you know. It's hard work. Joy Miller: I'm sure it is. Boris Pochenko: Where is some... Joy Miller: What? Boris Pochenko: Mayonnaise? Joy Miller: We finished it. Boris Pochenko: Oh. Joy Miller: Hmmm? Boris Pochenko: You're lying. Joy Miller: It's all gone. Boris Pochenko: Where is it? Joy Miller: I had to scrape for this. Boris Pochenko: Give it me! Joy Miller: Oh all right, I'll give it you, give it you. Here you go. Boris Pochenko: Hah. Hah-hah, heh-heh-heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Joy Miller: I just hope you realize you're entering those dangerous heart attack years.
Joy Miller: What are you doing? Boris Pochenko: You do not understand Joy Miller: Oh no? You have the temper of an eight year old, your own children are scared to DEATH of you! And you hit girls! Tell me when I'm getting warm! Boris Pochenko: This whole thing is none of your business! Joy Miller: You know maybe you're right. Because even if you can't see that doing the right thing even when you have nothing to gain, is what makes you... a mench, and decent, and civilized! I can't have anything to do with you Boris Pochenko: The boy will remain in prison, it's none of your business Joy Miller: You know everyone is right about you... you are a beast...
Boris Pochenko: I mean, who has a voice like that? Boris Pochenko: So what if those windows are 12th century? Can't we put screens on them?
Joy Miller: OK, a lot of great men had mustaches. Hitler, Franco... Boris Pochenko: Einstein! Joy Miller: Oh, and that's who you wanna look like?
Boris Pochenko: I don't know where anything is in this kitchen Joy Miller: Oh come on, I can find food in Ghandi's house, are you kidding me?
