Elizabeth Halsey: Get yourself hard, 'cause I'm gonna suck your dick like I'm mad at it.
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Elizabeth Halsey: Get yourself hard, 'cause I'm gonna suck your dick like I'm mad at it.
Elizabeth Halsey: Did you know I walked in on him trying to fuck his dog? Peanut butter everywhere.
Amy Squirrel: Fucking dammit! What the fuck? I stole her desk! You can check my urine! CHECK IT! CHECK MY URINE!
Elizabeth Halsey: Well, that's my spiel, as the Jews say.
Russell Gettis: Twilight, what did we talk about in class? Throw it through her, not at her.
Elizabeth Halsey: This was a warning. Next time, I don't call the principal. I call the cops
Elizabeth Halsey: Things about to change around here! Recess is over.
Elizabeth Halsey: Get yourself hard, 'cause I'm gonna suck your dick like I'm mad at it.
Elizabeth Halsey: Did you know I walked in on him trying to fuck his dog? Peanut butter everywhere.
Elizabeth Halsey: Well, that's my spiel, as the Jews say.
Carl Halabi: I'm gonna rock your vagina.
Russell Gettis: Twilight, what did we talk about in class? Throw it through her, not at her.
Elizabeth Halsey: This was a warning. Next time, I don't call the principal. I call the cops
Elizabeth Halsey: Things about to change around here! Recess is over.
Elizabeth Halsey: Fuck my ass!
Amy Squirrel: Fucking dammit! What the fuck? I stole her desk! You can check my urine! CHECK IT! CHECK MY URINE!
Shawn: LeBron is a better rebounder and passer. Russell Gettis: LeBron will never beat Jordan. Call me when LeBron has six championships. Shawn: That's your only argument? Russell Gettis: It's the only argument I need Shawn!
Scott Delacorte: Hey, they don't make songs like this anymore, right? Russell Gettis: Ya know, that's actually not true, Scott. I'm writing a song right now called 855824177 ext. 777.
Russell Gettis: So i heard about the whole engagement thing. That blows. Elizabeth Halsey: Did you know i walk in on him trying to fuck his dog. Peanut Butter everywhere.
Elizabeth Halsey: For the record, there's a shitload of things that I hate about you, but I still, would've gotten married. Because I love you. Mark: I'm gonna need the ring back. Elizabeth Halsey: You sad little troll! I hope you and your hooker enjoy chlamydia together!
Scott Delacorte: Thank you, Elizabeth, for listening. Elizabeth Halsey: Scott, I want you to know you can talk to me about anything. Scott Delacorte: Do you wanna fuck? Elizabeth Halsey: Yes! But don't you have a girlfriend? Elizabeth Halsey: Don't worry, I have the best solution. Scott Delacorte: Your jeans feel so good against my jeans. Elizabeth Halsey: Totally! Scott Delacorte: Hey, your body feels so good. Elizabeth Halsey: I need some water. Scott Delacorte: I'm dry humping the shit out of you. Elizabeth Halsey: Yeah, dry-fuck the fuck out of me, Scott! Scott Delacorte: Just stop talking. Scott Delacorte: I've been fantasizing about this ever since we got to Springfield. Elizabeth Halsey: This? Me too. Scott Delacorte: I'm close. Don't move. Here I go. Almost. Wait for it. Scott Delacorte: Really close. Ready? Elizabeth Halsey: Yeah. Come on baby, cum for me! Come on! Oh, yeah! Scott Delacorte: Just stop talking! Oh, yeah. Almost there. Elizabeth Halsey: Fuck! That was amazing! Well, I'm gonna get going. I don't want the kids to see me leaving your room.
