Paul Kerr: Be reasonable, why would I try to kill myself? I'm rich and I'm Scottish, it doesn't get better than that.
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Paul Kerr: Be reasonable, why would I try to kill myself? I'm rich and I'm Scottish, it doesn't get better than that.
Paul Kerr: I'm warning you, if this is a Jehovah's witness, he's about to witness your ass getting kicked.
Paul Kerr: I don't want a psychiatrist, I want a proper doctor. And morphine.
Paul Kerr: I'm not mad, I'm just creative!
Evil Edmonds - The BeeLzeeBOPS: Oh, lord! Put some clothes on. You look like a bloody prostitute!
Paul Kerr: Hey, Liberace! Could you play something else, *please*.
Paul Kerr: Ok, what? What is it? Who are you? Some kind of born-again Christian talk you out of suicide squad?
Paul Kerr: I'm having a very strange day.
Digger: I outta kick your ass for killing an innocent motorcycle.
Paul Kerr: Be reasonable, why would I try to kill myself? I'm rich and I'm Scottish, it doesn't get better than that.
Paul Kerr: I'm warning you, if this is a Jehovah's witness, he's about to witness your ass getting kicked.
Paul Kerr: I don't want a psychiatrist, I want a proper doctor. And morphine.
Paul Kerr: I'm not mad, I'm just creative!
Evil Edmonds - The BeeLzeeBOPS: Oh, lord! Put some clothes on. You look like a bloody prostitute!
Paul Kerr: Ok, what? What is it? Who are you? Some kind of born-again Christian talk you out of suicide squad?
Paul Kerr: I'm having a very strange day.
Digger: Looks like a gay sheep.
Digger: I outta kick your ass for killing an innocent motorcycle.
Paul Kerr: Hey, Liberace! Could you play something else, *please*.
Paul Kerr: I just think its amazing that I bought a house so close to here. It's like Kermit! Rebecca Edmonds: You mean kismet, Kermit's a frog you idiot!
Rebecca Edmonds: I don't want her to be a singer. Paul Kerr: It's too late, she already is.
Paul Kerr: I'm not stopping. I'm having one later, ok. Digger: That's the ticket. One day at a time. Paul Kerr: Yeah, yeah. Cumbaya to you too.
Paul Kerr: Maybe it's time you take up knitting. Digger: Yeah, well maybe it's time you started the amends process, mate. Paul Kerr: Hey, I got her pregnant and left her to raise the kid on her own. How do you make amends for that, eh? Digger: I don't know. A nice bunch of flowers. Box of chocolates. Paul Kerr: Flowers and a box of chocolates, why didn't I think of that? Problem solved!
Paul Kerr: The chocolates are for you and the flowers are for Rebecca, your mum. Unless you want the flowers. And we can give her the chocolates. Or you could have them both and we could get her something else entirely. You know, like a bottle of wine or a fruit basket or some sort of cheese. Olivia Edmonds: That will be lovely for both of us. We'll fight over them later.
Paul Kerr: Who is it? Digger: It might be burglars. Paul Kerr: They don't usually ring the bell.
Graham: So, don't go trying to kill yourself again. Drew: Apart from anything else, it's against the law. Graham: It's illegal see? Paul Kerr: No, I won't. Too many interesting things going on.
Dr. Bridget: What if you have a bipolar disorder and I let you go and you commit suicide? I would never forgive myself. Paul Kerr: Dr. Nahar can forgive you. He's a born-again Christian!
Evil Edmonds - The BeeLzeeBOPS: Still riding that little hairdyer, are you? I thought you'd've had a Harley by now. Olivia Edmonds: Try telling Mum. Evil Edmonds - The BeeLzeeBOPS: Poor mother, white sheep of the family.
Dr. Bridget: Why have you got toilet paper in your ears? Paul Kerr: I can't hear you. I've got toilet paper in my ears.
Drew: I definitely don't want any bloody kids coming here and stealing cars and such. Graham: Well that's exactly what might happen. Or worse. Mary: What could be worse? Graham: What if the place were bought by an American? Drew: It's our duty as a community to gather round one of our number who has hit a dark patch on life's long and winding road.
Paul Kerr: Hello, who are you? Dr. Bridget: You don't recognise your father-in-law? Paul Kerr: My, god, Dad! I didn't recognise you in the leather trousers.
Drew: Pretending to be a loony's wife to spring him from hospital? Yes, I suspect that's highly illegal! Graham: Oh, so we could have you arrested for not arresting us.
Rebecca Edmonds: Why are you always asking me for money? Olivia Edmonds: I'm a teenager. It's our thing.
