Chief Logan: I shouldn't be criticising you, and I apologise.
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Chief Logan: I shouldn't be criticising you, and I apologise.
Dave Grohl: Who are you guys? What are you doing in my house?
Ted: My name is Theodore Preston and I am some kind of Infinite Being.
Bill: OK, we get it... you're a grateful, totally insecure, somehow dead robot named Dennis Caleb McCoy.
Chief Logan: I shouldn't be criticising you, and I apologise.
Dave Grohl: Who are you guys? What are you doing in my house?
Ted: My name is Theodore Preston and I am some kind of Infinite Being.
Bill: OK, we get it... you're a grateful, totally insecure, somehow dead robot named Dennis Caleb McCoy.
Bill: Sometimes things don't make sense until the end of the story.
Bill: Ted... We have a destiny to fulfill. Think about our fans, dude! Ted: Bob and Wendy will totally understand. Eileen, we haven't heard from for several years...
Thea: No, seriously, Uncle Ted, when did you get so excellent on Theremin? You're playing rivaled, and I'm not kidding, Clara Rockmore. Ted: Aw, thanks, T. Clara Rockmore was definitely an inspiration.
Bill: Hello, friends and loved ones. Ted: Let us welcome you to this most joyous of occasions. Bill: Ted and I have known Missy in different capacities for many decades. First, she was our babysitter when we were 10. Ted: Then we both invited her to the prom when she was a senior and we were freshmen. Bill: Two years later, she married my dad, and Missy became Mom. Ted: After divorcing Bill's dad, she married my dad and became my mom. Bill: Yeah. And now she's marrying Ted's little brother, Officer Deacon Logan. Ted: Missy, Bill and I, along with my beautiful wife Elizabeth and our daughter Billie... Bill: ...and my beautiful wife Joanna and our daughter Thea, all wanna welcome you back... Bill, Ted: ... with open arms! Bill: This happy event would seem to make Deacon his own father-in-law. And Ted his own uncle. Ted: Not to mention making my dad his own son.
Bill: Ted, that totally worked! Ted: Yeah; maybe we should always not know what we're doing.
Kid Cudi: So is this some kind of error in a holographic dual field? Or is it a Wilsonian loop causing a temporal singularity? Billie: Well, it seems to me your classic tautological causal circuit! Kid Cudi: I don't know. Seems like textbook entanglement to me. Thea: I must say, your understanding of our dire circumstances is most impressive.
Bill: Chief Logan, the people in the future told us... Chief Logan: Bill, Bill, Bill, you didn't time travel! Ted: We did. Chief Logan: Your wives aren't from medieval England! Bill: They are! Chief Logan: And you didn't go to Heaven and Hell. Bill: We did! Chief Logan: You didn't! Bill: We did! Chief Logan: And you know why? Because it's impossible!
Thea: Ready, B? Billie: Ready, T. Thea: Okay. Billie: This is the story of our most excellent dads.
Bill, Ted: How's it goin', Bill and Ted? 58-Year-Old Bill: How'd you like our song? Bill: Is that a song? 58-Year-Old Bill: Yes! Ted: It's a little on the dark side, but, you know, that's cool.
Chief Logan: Here's a real idea for you two. Bill: Here it comes, dude. Chief Logan: Get real jobs. Be role models to your daughters. Oh, never mind. You are. They're twenty-four. They live at home, and they're unemployed. You remember when you used to call them Little Bill, Little Ted? Billie: You used to think it was cute, Gramps. Chief Logan: Yeah, well, it turned out to be a curse. All I ever see them do is sit around and listen to music. Thea: That is our primary activity, definitely.
Billie: Dude, where are we? Are you guys okay? Kelly: My mother just had me killed. I didn't think she'd actually do it, but she did.
Ted: Dude. We've spent our whole life trying to write the song that will unite the world. What makes us think we can write it in, like, 75 minutes? Bill: Ted, we had to have written that song. The people in the future told us we did. Ted: Yeah. I guess. Bill: Which means we have it in us, dude. Maybe we just haven't written it yet. Maybe we're still gonna. Ted: Well, if we haven't written it yet, but we know we're gonna at some point, why can't we just go to the future when we have written it? Bill: And take it from ourselves! Ted: Yeah! Bill: Ted! You have had many counterintuitive ideas over the years, but this by far the most counterintuitivest of them all, dude! Ted: Except, won't that be stealing? Bill: How is that stealing if we're stealing it from ourselves, dude?
Death: You wouldn't let me play! Ted: Dude! You were playing 40-minute bass solos. No one but you could play!
Thea: No, seriously, Uncle Ted, when did you get so excellent on Theremin? Your playing rivaled, and I'm not kidding, Clara Rockmore. Ted: Aw, thanks, T. Clara Rockmore was definitely an inspiration.
