Teddy Roosevelt: Good Lord, Lawrence! Why are you slapping a monkey?
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Teddy Roosevelt: I'm made of wax, Larry. What are you made of?
Teddy Roosevelt: Some men are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them.
Larry: All right! Let's do this, people! And... animals! And... weird faceless puppet creatures!
Gus: Keep a lid on it, butterscotch.
Gus: Do you want to dance, hot dog?
Gus: Do you want the job or not, snack shack?
Larry: End of the line, cool breeze. End of the line.
Teddy Roosevelt: Good Lord, Lawrence! Why are you slapping a monkey?
Mr. McPhee: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...
Larry: This is not worth $11.50 an hour!
Larry: You're an old man, I don't want to fight you.
Larry: Hey guys. Quest for fire, over.
Jedediah: Whoa, Octavius, hold on! This ain't your fight. This here giant's on our land.
Don: It sure is chilly. Chilly-chilly-willy... the penguin.
Cecil: Gotta keep it moving, Larry. I'm pretty spry for an old man.
Taxi Driver: Now who they gon' get to clean up all that doo-doo?
You would not believe how stuffy it is in there.
Teddy Roosevelt: I'm made of wax, Larry. What are you made of?
Teddy Roosevelt: Some men are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them.
Gus: Keep a lid on it, butterscotch.
Gus: Do you want to dance, hot dog?
Larry: All right! Let's do this, people! And... animals! And... weird faceless puppet creatures!
Gus: Do you want the job or not, snack shack?
Larry: End of the line, cool breeze. End of the line.
Teddy Roosevelt: Oh. That's problematic.
Teddy Roosevelt: Good Lord, Lawrence! Why are you slapping a monkey?
Jedediah: It's Manifest Destiny!
Rebecca: You rock! I am a big fan.
Mr. McPhee: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...
Larry: This is not worth $11.50 an hour!
Larry: You're an old man, I don't want to fight you.
Larry: Hey guys. Quest for fire, over.
Jedediah: Whoa, Octavius, hold on! This ain't your fight. This here giant's on our land.
Don: It sure is chilly. Chilly-chilly-willy... the penguin.
Teddy Roosevelt: Good Lord, Lawrence! Why are you slapping a monkey?
Larry: You're an old man, I don't want to fight you.
Larry: Hey guys. Quest for fire, over.
Gus: Now listen, Lunch Box! Don't try anything funny!
Larry: Civil war dudes... You guys are brothers, for God's sake... You gotta stop fighting... North wins... Slavery is bad... Sorry... Don't want to burst your bubble but South, you guys get Allman Brothers... Larry: ...and... Nascar. So just chill!
Gus: Instructions; you start with 1... 2... 3... Larry: 4? Gus: Are you crackin' wise? I oughta punch you in the nose, Hopscotch.
Jedadiah: I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye. In your dadgum eye. Larry: Yeah. Keep shootin'. Nothing's gonna happen. Jedadiah: Now you know my shame. Jedediah's impotent rage. His guns don't fire. Take me away.
Mr. McPhee: Let's all laugh at me, the comedy night guard. No is the answer. Sarcasm back at you, with your humor box. I wasn't laughing. I was pretending to laugh, if that's what you want, some sort of battle of humor. Do you? Larry: No, I don't want to get into a battle of humor. Mr. McPhee: No, you don't, because it would be a bloodbath. Nothing funny about Little Big Horn!
Jedediah: I told you, I don't like to be manhandled! Larry: No, I will manhandle you, Jedediah! Now listen, guys, what is your problem, huh? Why can't you just get along? Jedediah: Look, we're men. We fight, okay? That's what we do! Octavius: It's kinda how we pass the time.
Larry: Was she deaf? She seems a bit unresponsive. Rebecca: That's because she's a statue...
Larry: I'm not a giant, guys, alright? You guys are really little. Octavius: We may be small but our hearts are large... metaphorically speaking.
