Dr. Ben Sobel: Call the Vatican. See if something is missing.
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Dr. Ben Sobel: Call the Vatican. See if something is missing.
Boss Paul Vitti: I was Fredo? I don't think so.
Dr. Ben Sobel: What is my goal here, to make you a happy, well-adjusted gangster?
Dr. Ben Sobel: I am redefining weird on an hourly basis.
Dr. Ben Sobel: This is impossible. This is you: "Doc, I'm in pain, you gotta help me." "Okay, Paul, I'll help you." "Fuck you! Nobody helps Paul Viti!"
Dr. Ben Sobel: You know normally a patient wouldn't have a vat of Scotch during a session.
Dr. Ben Sobel: You broke my heart, Jelly, you broke my heart.
Jelly: You should get more roughage in your diet, Doc. A bran muffin in the morning would help that...
Primo: I'd like to see a movie, but it's nothing but this shoot-em-up action bullshit. I get enough of that at work.
Michael Sobel: Dad has a patient who thinks he shits trout.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Paul, you have to channel all this nice grief into a murderous rage.
Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, why don't you look over that way before I bust you in your fuckin' head.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Call the Vatican. See if something is missing.
Boss Paul Vitti: I was Fredo? I don't think so.
Dr. Ben Sobel: What is my goal here, to make you a happy, well-adjusted gangster?
Dr. Ben Sobel: I am redefining weird on an hourly basis.
Dr. Ben Sobel: This is impossible. This is you: "Doc, I'm in pain, you gotta help me." "Okay, Paul, I'll help you." "Fuck you! Nobody helps Paul Viti!"
Dr. Ben Sobel: You know normally a patient wouldn't have a vat of Scotch during a session.
Dr. Ben Sobel: You broke my heart, Jelly, you broke my heart.
Jelly: You should get more roughage in your diet, Doc. A bran muffin in the morning would help that...
Primo: I'd like to see a movie, but it's nothing but this shoot-em-up action bullshit. I get enough of that at work.
Michael Sobel: Dad has a patient who thinks he shits trout.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Paul, you have to channel all this nice grief into a murderous rage.
Boss Paul Vitti: Whoever did that thing to you-know-who, that good friend of mine, they're trying to do that to me now, and I'm having a lot of feelings about that. And I'm... and I'm trying to get some... some... Dr. Ben Sobel: "Closure" Boss Paul Vitti: ...closure on that, ya know? Primo: What kind of feelings? Boss Paul Vitti: I'm... I'm very angry, I'm feeling very angry about that. I'm... I'm really... uh... I'm enraged, I'm feeling very, very mad about that. Primo: So why are you telling me? Boss Paul Vitti: Why am I telling you? Like you don't know nothing about it, huh? You don't know... what? Primo: I don't know what your talking about. Boss Paul Vitti: Okay, whatever, whatever. I'm just trying to... Dr. Ben Sobel: "Tell you about my feelings..." Boss Paul Vitti: ...tell you about my feelings and that, uh... Dr. Ben Sobel: "I'm angry..." Boss Paul Vitti: ...I'm angry and... and that anger is a... Dr. Ben Sobel: "Blocked wish...?" Boss Paul Vitti: ...a blocked wish. And I'm looking forward to seeing you... next week at that thing, and then I can... unblock that angered wish... and then hopefully... hopefully you make one more move on me you motherfucker I'll fuckin' cut your fuckin' balls off I'll shove them up your fuckin' ass, I'll fuckin' bury you, I'll put fuckin' ice picks in your eyes, I'll chop your fuckin' eyeballs, I'll send them to your fuckin' family so they can eat 'em for dessert. You understand me? Primo: Hey Paul... Boss Paul Vitti: What? Primo: Fuck you. Boss Paul Vitti: You motherfucker! Primo: You get a dictionary and find out what this "closure" is. If that's what he's going to hit us with, I want to know what it is Boss Paul Vitti: Yeah. How was that? Dr. Ben Sobel: It was going great until the... cutting off of the balls and shoving it up his ass.
Dr. Ben Sobel: What happened with your wife last night? Boss Paul Vitti: I wasn't with my wife, I was with my girlfriend. Dr. Ben Sobel: Are you having marriage problems? Boss Paul Vitti: No. Dr. Ben Sobel: Then why do you have a girlfriend? Boss Paul Vitti: What, are you gonna start moralizing on me? Dr. Ben Sobel: No, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend? Boss Paul Vitti: I do things with her I can't do with my wife. Dr. Ben Sobel: Why can't you do them with your wife? Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, that's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?
Dr. Ben Sobel: You don't hear the word "no" a lot, do you? Boss Paul Vitti: Well, I hear it all the time, only it's more like "no, please, no!"
Dr. Ben Sobel: J-Jelly? Did I do that? Jelly: No, Doc. That one's mine. You got the '72 Chevy, and the Amana side-by-side refrigerator-freezer.
Primo: Everybody knows there's been this thing between me and Paul Vitti for a long time. Dr. Ben Sobel: Which thing are you talking about? The first thing or the second thing? Primo: What second thing? I only know one thing. Dr. Ben Sobel: Hey, how can we bring up the first thing if we're not gonna talk about the second thing. Did you talk to the guy? Primo: What guy? Dr. Ben Sobel: The guy with the thing! Primo: What thing? What the fuck are you talking about? Dr. Ben Sobel: How should I know? You brought it up.
Boss Paul Vitti: I couldn't get it up last night. Dr. Ben Sobel: You mean sexually? Boss Paul Vitti: No, I mean for the big game against Michigan State. Of course sexually! What the fuck's the matter with you?
Dr. Ben Sobel: Let me get this straight: you flew all the way down to Miami and kidnapped me from my hotel room in the middle of the night just because you couldn't get an erection? Boss Paul Vitti: Don't that prove I'm motivated? Dr. Ben Sobel: You know, you can take a pill for that. Boss Paul Vitti: Nah, you start with the pills, the next thing you know you're putting in hydraulics. A hard-on should be achieved legitimately or it shouldn't be achieved at all. Dr. Ben Sobel: Hmm, I think Mark Twain said that, didn't he?
Jimmy: You think those whales piss in that water? Jelly: No, I think they use the men's room next to the Burger King.
Boss Paul Vitti: I can feel the juices rushing back to my balls as we speak. Dr. Ben Sobel: Well, that's something I never thought I'd hear another man say to me.
FBI Agent Steadman: Dr. Sobel, Mam. I'm Agent Steadman, Agent Ricci, Agent Provano, Federal Bureau Of Investigation, OCD. Dr. Ben Sobel: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder? FBI Agent Ricci: Organized Crime Division. We need to talk.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Doc, if you gotta talk, try to be vague. Can you do that? Dr. Ben Sobel: I'm a psychiatrist. Believe me, I can be vague.
Dr. Ben Sobel: That's it! Over! I'm no longer your doctor! Boss Paul Vitti: What? 'Cause of this? Dr. Ben Sobel: Because of this little DOUBLE HOMICIDE? YES!
Jelly: Sorry, Doc. Nothing personal. Dr. Ben Sobel: Don't kid yourself, Jelly, it doesn't get more personal.
Dominic: Times are changing. You've got to change with the times. Boss Paul Vitti: What, am I supposed to get a fuckin' website?
Boss Paul Vitti: I wasn't really gonna whack you. Dr. Ben Sobel: Paul... Boss Paul Vitti: Okay, I was gonna whack you. But I was real conflicted about it.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Dad, you're not coming to my wedding? Dr. Isaac Sobel: We wanna be there, but I've got three book signings next weekend. I can't piss off these big bookstores! If I cancel, they stick me down on the bottom shelves. That's the way they are. Dr. Ben Sobel: I know, that's the word on the street. Barnes is okay, but that Noble is a vindictive prick.
Boss Paul Vitti: So, did you take care of that thing I asked you about? Carlo Mangano: It's all right to talk business in front of your friend? Boss Paul Vitti: It's okay. Carlo Mangano: I took care of it. Boss Paul Vitti: How about the other thing? Carlo Mangano: I got to wait for the first thing to come through, before I can move on the second thing. Boss Paul Vitti: That guy give you a problem or...? Carlo Mangano: The guy on the first thing? Boss Paul Vitti: Yeah. Carlo Mangano: He's a lunatic. Boss Paul Vitti: What did he say? Carlo Mangano: The usual. Boss Paul Vitti: Did you tell him you weren't going for it? Carlo Mangano: What am I gonna do, Paul? Boss Paul Vitti: You gotta nip that shit right in the bud. Carlo Mangano: But if the first thing comes through, that'll fix everything. Boss Paul Vitti: Exactly. Including the second thing. Carlo Mangano: Absolutely. Boss Paul Vitti: Exactly. Boss Paul Vitti: Don't repeat what you hear here. You hear? Dr. Ben Sobel: What? The first thing or the second thing?
Dr. Ben Sobel: They threw me in the shark tank, Paul! The shark tank! Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, they were trying to make a point. Dr. Ben Sobel: What, that you're a scary guy? Believe me, I get it.
Boss Paul Vitti: That's very good, here's you Boss Paul Vitti: "Oh, thats interesting. How does that *feel* to you? Anger is a blocked wish. Boo fuckin' hoo hoo."
Dr. Ben Sobel: But the black milk dream is also about your father. Boss Paul Vitti: Nah, I don't buy that. In the dream, I'm bringing the baby the black milk. Dr. Ben Sobel: But let's just say that you are the baby. Freud believed you're everyone in your dreams. Boss Paul Vitti: Ah fuck Freud. After what you just told me, you know, I'm afraid to call my own mother on the phone!
Jelly: This is serious, Doc. If he doesn't make that meeting they'll kill him for sure. Dr. Ben Sobel: Why can't someone else in the family go? How about Tommy the Tongue, or Louie the lip? What about you? You go. Jelly: That would be great except for one detail. I'm a fuckin' moron. I'm known for it. You have to go.
Boss Paul Vitti: Look at this, this is what I'm talking about, I'm a dead man, you call yourself a doctor? You should be ashamed of yourself a real doctor wouldn't turn his back at someone who's suffering, you fucking phony, Boss Paul Vitti: Mother of Christ help me get through this, you fucking rat bastard
Dr. Ben Sobel: Does your mother ever talk about *anything* else or is it me 24 hours a day? Dr. Ben Sobel: Oh, shit! This is your mother's fault. It's like voodoo. She knows where I am every second.
FBI Agent: You make a move and I swear I'll blow your fucking heart out! Primo: All right, all right, take a pill robo-cop, take a pill.
Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, why don't you look over that way before I bust you in your fuckin' head.
