Uday Shankar Shetty: God has given me everything. I have money, fame... respect. I just wanted a decent guy.
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Uday Shankar Shetty: God has given me everything. I have money, fame... respect. I just wanted a decent guy.
Ranvir 'RDX' Dhanraj Xaja: Justice will be done. I'll do the justice.
Uday Shankar Shetty: Maybe this secret has also gone away with Lucky!
Uday Shankar Shetty: Take out Potatoes! Take out Onions! Take out Potatoes!
Mrs. Ghungroo: Ghunghro, whenever some girl slaps you, then you must acknowledge she belongs to a good and decent family.
Rajiv Saini: Majnu Bhai! You pick up whoever you like... remember that someone can pick you up too.
Uday Shankar Shetty: Control Uday!
Uday Shankar Shetty: God has given me everything. I have money, fame... respect. I just wanted a decent guy.
Ranvir 'RDX' Dhanraj Xaja: I'm still alive.
Ranvir 'RDX' Dhanraj Xaja: Justice will be done. I'll do the justice.
Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: Sir, will we lie to you?
Uday Shankar Shetty: Sir you don't believe us!
Uday Shankar Shetty: Maybe this secret has also gone away with Lucky!
Uday Shankar Shetty: Take out Potatoes! Take out Onions! Take out Potatoes!
Mrs. Ghungroo: Ghunghro, whenever some girl slaps you, then you must acknowledge she belongs to a good and decent family.
Rajiv Saini: Majnu Bhai! You pick up whoever you like... remember that someone can pick you up too.
Pandit: This has to happen! He was connected to underworld! But where is Rajeev and Mami! Maybe they didn't even know yet! Pandit: Ghungroo Mama! Is not anymore with us!
Sagar's goon: Only White Collar people are invited. So Me and Udhay Bhai could also look decent among them. Sagar's goon: You think you look decent after shaving your beard!
Rajiv Saini: Son, This rocket isn't straight, It could enter anywhere, Let it fly straight, Kid at party: Uncle, It's my rocket, If I will fly it curve shape, then it will fly straight. Rajiv Saini: Look, If you will keep it straight, It will go straight,
Rajiv Saini: That girl name begin with "l" you remember? Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: Iravati! Rajiv Saini: Iravati! Sanjana! The girl he fall in love with, Once her brother broke down his hands and legs, Am I right? Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: They just broke my hands, my Leg broke while falling in the drain!
Sanjana S. Shetty: Once my brother could be good, but this Majnu just... Rajiv Saini: Sanjana, these guys are just like crabs! If one wants to be good, the other, let him down by pulling his leg! Sanjana S. Shetty: Maybe this is our fate! Rajiv Saini: No Sanajana! Now Majnu Bhai won't decide for our luck! But we'll decide his luck now!
Municipal officer: Who's Udday among you? Municipal officer: Hello Mr. Udday! Pappu! Municipal Officer of this area, New one! Don't you guys know that this house is illegal! Uday Shankar Shetty: house is illegal But don't you know whose this house is? Municipal officer: RDX! and who that is, I also know! Isn't anything namely, Law? No don't worry! I'm just HORRIBLE by looks, instead I'm a good guy! I just work under Law! If you guys have any valuable things put that out! I'm going to break this house! Uday Shankar Shetty: Go help him break the house! Municipal officer: I just told you that this house is illegal, Not myself! Then why did you broke me?
Ranvir 'RDX' Dhanraj Xaja: You guys played a game with us, now we are going to play game with you, Passing the parcel, Dr. Ghunghroo: One have to sing a song on which hands the parcel is... being held after music is off. Isn't it the same game? Lucky: Yes... same... same... same... Dr. Ghunghroo: Err! RDX brother me and your Bhabhi... Dr. Ghunghroo: Oh! Sorry... Sorry... Dr. Ghunghroo: Say Namaste to him. Mrs. Ghungroo: Namaste. Mrs. Ghungroo: We are experts. Ranvir 'RDX' Dhanraj Xaja: But we aren't. A rule has been changed in it. Dr. Ghunghroo: Have to dance along with the song. We know the variation. Ranvir 'RDX' Dhanraj Xaja: When the music goes off Whoever hold this parcel he'll be drop off in this 1000 miles deep trench.
Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: I need 4 khokha. Dr. Ghunghroo: Listen, this is boutique and we sell ladies dresses not khokha. Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: You idiot, Khokha means Crore, Dr. Ghunghroo: Oh! Crore and you want 4, Did your father left them here or your Mother?
Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: Take his pants off. Naked. Dr. Ghunghroo: Everybody gets naked in front of the doctor. So the doctor himself today.
Ranvir 'RDX' Dhanraj Xaja: When did you come? Dr. Ghunghroo: I was the first one came here! You were crying, over my chest. Ranvir 'RDX' Dhanraj Xaja: Over your chest! Uday Shankar Shetty: No one can remember, in grief, that whose crying over whose chest?
Ranvir 'RDX' Dhanraj Xaja: Why are those logs falling? Rajiv Saini: Now the woods themselves are asking for dead body! Hey Ram!
Mrs. Ghungroo: Don't you feel ashamed? You were going to perform his funeral, without even telling me! Mrs. Ghungroo: At least today let me cry! My life got ruined!
Rajiv Saini: Daddy... Daddy! Daddy! Balu: How come he's your daddy? Rajiv Saini: Not mine, he's Lucky's Daddy! He's going over there!
Uday Shankar Shetty: You're two seconds late. The guy just left. Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: Which guy? Uday Shankar Shetty: The one Sanjana loves. I've fixed the engagement on 13th. Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: Then what about my painting guy? Uday Shankar Shetty: Take him out of the painting. Make a building there.
Uday Shankar Shetty: What am I hearing? Hey Hungry. You shot at his uncle! Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: What was I suppose to do? He was acting unconscious. Old man. Rajiv Saini: Calling him old man. He don't have manners. Uday Shankar Shetty: You'll call his uncle old man! Don't forget that the old man is my going to be relative. I'm asking. Why did you have to shoot? Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: I thought it'll bring his conscious back. Rajiv Saini: Ask him. What if a bullet would have gone through him? Uday Shankar Shetty: What if a bullet would have gone through him? Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: I made a mistake. Sorry. Uday Shankar Shetty: How long will I bare your mistakes? Did I tell you to go shoot? Did I? No. Right? Why did you shoot? Rajiv Saini: And Bhai Saheb that thing I told about waking uncle up. And those ugly hand signs. Uday Shankar Shetty: What does he mean? Uday Shankar Shetty: How were you waking him up? Swine, How hard was it to make this relation? We have found such a decent and intelligent guy. You're trying to mess up the relationship. Swine, I'll kill you. Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: Kill me. But whoever gives you tension I won't spear that person. Uday Shankar Shetty: What shall I do of him? I can't even kill him. Because he loves me. Ballu tell him... What did he do?
