Max Cartwright: You just fucked with the wrong virgin!
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Max Cartwright: You just fucked with the wrong virgin!
Duncan: Ever since I was a little boy, I've dreamed of being the final girl.
Tina: Oooh, I love legends! Loch Ness, Bigfoot, Bon Jovi... all of 'em!
Vicki Summers: I wanna know where they keep the hardware in this dump. I want chainsaws and big-ass knives and I want them now!
Kurt: OH GOD, YOU KILLED DUNCAN! You smell great, by the way.
Gertie Michaels: She's probably gonna pee on him just to mark her territory.
Kurt: Nice legs. What time they open?
Trailer Voice-Over: They won't be singing Kumbaya... they'll be screaming Kumba-no!
Max Cartwright: We will pick this up again. Is that understood? In the meantime, just stay away from Kurt... and keep your shorts on!
Vicki Summers: I have a really good memory. It's not just the Adderall.
Max Cartwright: Max Cartwright: Today's the anniversary of her death. At least I get to see her. Even if she is being chased by a psycho with a machete.
Duncan: The sequel is so much cooler than the original!
Vicki Summers: I can't believe we're just gonna casually watch someone get murdered. What is this, Detroit?
Max Cartwright: You just fucked with the wrong virgin!
Duncan: Ever since I was a little boy, I've dreamed of being the final girl.
Tina: Oooh, I love legends! Loch Ness, Bigfoot, Bon Jovi... all of 'em!
Vicki Summers: I wanna know where they keep the hardware in this dump. I want chainsaws and big-ass knives and I want them now!
Kurt: OH GOD, YOU KILLED DUNCAN! You smell great, by the way.
Gertie Michaels: She's probably gonna pee on him just to mark her territory.
Kurt: Nice legs. What time they open?
Trailer Voice-Over: They won't be singing Kumbaya... they'll be screaming Kumba-no!
Max Cartwright: We will pick this up again. Is that understood? In the meantime, just stay away from Kurt... and keep your shorts on!
Vicki Summers: I have a really good memory. It's not just the Adderall.
Duncan: The sequel is so much cooler than the original!
Vicki Summers: I can't believe we're just gonna casually watch someone get murdered. What is this, Detroit?
Max Cartwright: Gertie, you're a virgin. Gertie Michaels: No. Well, not anymore. Last summer with that guy, Jerry. He had like the weird mustache and he, like, winked. Remember? Vicki Summers: Isn't he autistic? Gertie Michaels: Yeah. Yeah. He is. But he was also very romantic.
Tina: Why do I have to wear all this stuff again? Chris Briggs: Because you're scripted to do a striptease at the slumber party, and when you take your top off, Billy comes running. Tina: But why does he hate my boobs? Cuz they're not big?
Amanda Cartwright: Honestly, if you ever become an actor, don't ever do a slasher flick. Max Cartwright: You wouldn't catch me dead in a movie.
Mimi: Anyone wanna help me pick some strawberries? Kurt: Nope, but I'll give you a hand with those melons! Talkin' about her boobs. You guys get me, right?
Duncan: What did you pack, Tina? Tina: The basics. Bikini, mouthwash, diaphragm.
Kurt: Oh, what's up, funbags? Vicki Summers: Funbags? Right. Yay, feminism.
Duncan: I wonder if all this blood is just corn syrup, you know? Like these characters are walking around with just corn syrup in their veins. You know? Let's give it a shot here. Duncan: Oh, God. No, that is, um... That is not corn syrup. That is... Oh God, that's blood.
Vicki Summers: Where do they keep the chainsaws here? Paula: What? Vicki Summers: We might wanna find out, right? Where they keep them? Because you never know when you might need a chainsaw. Paula: Why do we need a chainsaw for a slumber party?
Vicki Summers: Tyson wanted to come here tonight and I was like, "Oh my God, no," but here we are. So, you win, Tyson! Chris Briggs: So, you didn't see my post about it, or anything? Vicki Summers: No, I don't go on your stupid Twitter. Which, by the way, has lost three more followers today.
Vicki Summers: I am glad that you die! Kurt: What? Duncan: Nothing! What she meant to say was that we all die eventually. Technically, we start dying the moment we're born.
Nancy: I can't believe they're all dead! Vicki Summers: They were never alive! They weren't real. Neither are you because this is just a movie!
Tina: What is this thing, anyway? Vicki Summers: It's a phone. Tina: Yeah, please! I'm not that gullible. Tina: Um hello, operator? Yes, I'm trying to make a call but I can't cuz my phone's not plugged into anything!
Duncan: The Bathematicians were so excited when I told them that Amanda Cartwright's daughter was my sister's best friend. Gertie Michaels: Stepsister. Duncan: Why would you say that? That's so hurtful.
Nancy: What does that tattoo mean? Kurt: It was given to me in juvie. I was caught stealing cherries. I'm a... I'm a cherry thief.
Gertie Michaels: Hey, just keep on keepin' on. Max Cartwright: What does that even mean? Gertie Michaels: It's something my therapist tells me all the time. Max Cartwright: You have a therapist? Gertie Michaels: Mmm-hmm. Max Cartwright: Does it help you deal? Gertie Michaels: No, not really. She's a physical therapist, so...
Max Cartwright: Max Cartwright: Today's the anniversary of her death. At least I get to see her. Even if she is being chased by a psycho with a machete.
Gertie Michaels: Maybe we're dead and this is Heaven. Vicki Summers: This can't be Heaven. Max is here and she's Jewish. Gertie Michaels: Oh, right. Well, maybe it's Jewish Heaven.
Max Cartwright: You shouldn't have sex. Nancy: Why? Max Cartwright: Because I heard that sex can kill you.
Nancy: Paula, you're just in time to start setting up for the slumber party! Kurt: Yeah, we took a vote and you get to share my sleeping bag. Paula: Thanks, Kurt, but I'm saving myself for someone who doesn't have a needle dick. Kurt: Yeah, right. It's like a hammer... dick, if anything. It's a sledgehammer.
Chris Briggs: What are Bathematicians? Duncan: Camp Bloodbath fans. It's kind of our awesome nickname. Gertie Michaels: Did you know that a nickname immediately becomes uncool when you give it to yourself?
