Stoney: I'm not a geek, I'm a unique weasel.
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Stoney: I'm not a geek, I'm a unique weasel.
Stoney: I hope he doesn't gnaw on our beaks.
Stoney: David please do me a favor and stress less bro face high school is over and face it were losers.
Stoney: I'm not a geek, I'm a unique weasel.
Stoney: I hope he doesn't gnaw on our beaks.
Stoney: David please do me a favor and stress less bro face high school is over and face it were losers.
Stoney: Um, Robyn Sweeney, bro? She's not going to the prom with you, man. I wish she would, but she's really not. Dave: What are you talking about? Robyn Sweeney is mine. She's become a major babe, and she loves me. Stoney: She finds you crusty, Dave. Dave: I'll convince her! She'll see the truth. Stoney: The truth is bro, life's about greasing the 'do back, buddy, and wheezin' on the buff-fest, man. High school was interesting, alright? It was kinda like a harsh ride. Ah, ah... Stoney: Stoney: We're going on to bigger and better things, buddy! Dave: Stoney, I am on to bigger and better things!
Dave: Matt Wilson? I mean, what a jerk! What does she see in him, anyway? Stoney: Well, he's got the buff spikes chillin' on top of his melon, obviously, right?, - dude, he's checking her cheeks! oh oh! - he's got the serious beak, and his own personal holding company full of fundage, bro, that he weases off of ma... ma... Dave: ... jor. Stoney: 18-inch bi's - mine are only 4... Dave: ...besides that. Stoney: He walks like this, right?. Stoney: Just like this, right? The nugs fully loose.
Matt Wilson: Robyn wouldn't piss on your gums if your teeth were on fire. Dave: Yes, she would. Matt Wilson: SHOOOOOOSH! Hush, please! Showing your ignorance again, Morgan! Some of us pump... Matt Wilson: and some of us slump. You should try some pump, Morgan. It might clear up your acne. Dave: N-no. Stop... stop it! Matt Wilson: Why do you make me do this? Dave: What're you writing? Hey! What did you write! Dave: Matt... NOT THE FIRE ALARM! MATT! MATT!
Dave: He melted... Stoney: Dave, it wasn't meant to happen. Come on, I'll go buy you some Ho-Ho's.
Stoney: Today, buddy, we're gonna discuss grindage. How to fill the furnace, pack the cheeks, and stuff the gills. Okay? You're probably used to eatin' twigs, right? Stoney: But out here in the US of A-age, buddy, we got somethin' called the Four Basic Food Groups. Stoney: And, Link, this is not one of them. Stoney: Look at what we have here: dairy group. Milk Duds. You hide these under your pillow, bro, so your mom doesn't find them. If she does, you're tweaked, buddy. OK, keep on cruisin'. Fruit group. SweeTARTS. These are killer, buddy. So citrusy, dude, you'll freak. Keep on cruisin'. Hi, this is the vegetable group. *Vegetable* group. Corn Nuts. Oh, put 'em on a pedestal, bro. Look at that, yeah. Those are kill, huh? Stoney: Meat group! Come on, check the meat group! Stoney: These are my favorite! Stoney: Hey! Don't-- you gotta be equal! Equals. Fifty-fifty. Here. Stoney: Ew! Figures: hot on the outside, icicle in the middle.
Stoney: Far too much responsibility for me, anyways, I'm already popular! Dave: Yeah, you travel in large groups of one, Stoney.
Link: Wheeze the juice! Matt Wilson: HEY! You wanna a piece of me? Matt Wilson: I don't know you, I don't like you. As of now, I'm all over you.
