Harlan: Oswald's gun... man, this is the weirdest day of my life!
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Chris McCormick: Get back you eight-legged freaks!
Harlan: Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean people aren't following me.
Deputy Pete: Winchester, 30.06, Mossberg pump, and the Lee Harvey Oswald rifle... Why we have that, I do not know.
Mike: No one's going to believe me, cause I'm a kid, and they never listen to kids.
Harlan: Now people, "the phones are down" and I know they're gonna tell you that it's a "technical error"!
Randy: She is the sexist sheriff in the whole country!
Chris McCormick: Operator, you don't understand... it's an invasion! They're here already! They're here!
Deputy Pete: Get your furry cat ass out of there.
Sheriff Sam Parker: So you're trying to tell me that a giant spider ate Gladys?
Harlan: Oswald's gun... man, this is the weirdest day of my life!
Chris McCormick: Get back you eight-legged freaks!
Deputy Pete: Winchester, 30.06, Mossberg pump, and the Lee Harvey Oswald rifle... Why we have that, I do not know.
Harlan: Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean people aren't following me.
Mike: No one's going to believe me, cause I'm a kid, and they never listen to kids.
Chris McCormick: That ain't no cactus!
Sheriff Sam Parker: Something *ate* your cat?
Chris McCormick: Operator, you don't understand... it's an invasion! They're here already! They're here!
Deputy Pete: Get your furry cat ass out of there.
Randy: She is the sexist sheriff in the whole country!
Sheriff Sam Parker: So you're trying to tell me that a giant spider ate Gladys?
Harlan: Oswald's gun... man, this is the weirdest day of my life!
Harlan: Do you know fear?
Harlan: Now people, "the phones are down" and I know they're gonna tell you that it's a "technical error"!
Chris McCormick: Operator, you don't understand... it's an invasion! They're here already! They're here!
Deputy Pete: Get your furry cat ass out of there.
Larry: Dude, did you piss your pants? Bret: Come on, we got to go! We got to get out of here! They're coming! Randy: Looks like the only thing going is you, dude!
Joshua's Parrot: I see dead people, I see dead people... Joshua: He likes that movie, dunno why...
Ashley Parker: Mom, I am not you! I'm not gonna get pregnant at 16. I'm not gonna stay here for the rest of my life and be a trailer trash sheriff! Sheriff Sam Parker: Thanks for the flashback. I really didn't deserve that!
Mike: Take these, you'll need them. Chris McCormick: Perfume? Mike: Well, spiders have a highly developed sense of smell. The perfume might confuse them. Harlan: Great, if we die, we die smelling nice.
Chris McCormick: I got a signal! Harlan: That's great. Now, how about dialing!
Deputy Pete: They're not aliens, they're spiders mutated by contaminated waste! Harlan: That's probably a more logical explanation!
Chris McCormick: Harlan, get up here! Harlan: I'm afraid of heights. Chris McCormick: Heights? Are you afraid of spiders?
