魔幻旅程

Queen Isabella: Ferdi! King Ferdinand IV: What is it darling? What a pleasant surprise. What're you doing up so early? Queen Isabella: All your lousy screaming woke me up! Queen Isabella: Oh! Who's this? Christopher Columbus: Hello! King Ferdinand IV: No one dear. Just another "genius". Queen Isabella: What? I don't believe you. He's much too handsome. Christopher Columbus: Oh, but I am a genius, your Greatness. Queen Isabella: Fascinating! So tell me, what can little Issy do for you? Christopher Columbus: Oh, I forget! Pico: Hey! Snap out of it and ask her about the ships! Christopher Columbus: What? Oh, yes yes, right! I need three ships, your majesty. Queen Isabella: Three ships? Christopher Columbus: Uh huh. Queen Isabella: Are you going away? But you only just got here! Christopher Columbus: Yes, yes I found a new route to go get... Christopher Columbus: Spices. Gold. Jewelry! Queen Isabella: Ooh jewelry! Why didn't you say so? We've got too many lousy ships anyway! King Ferdinand IV: W-well, I really think you... Queen Isabella: Shut up! Queen Isabella: And you'll need money, of course. Maybe this will help! Christopher Columbus: It will! Oh, your majesty, what a lovely symbolic... King Ferdinand IV: Not so fast! I just happen to know, your compass is out of whack, Señor!