Fred: Last night I fake chowed a DJ's mom.
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Fred: Last night I fake chowed a DJ's mom.
Hog-Head: Guys, it's all right if you strike out. For God's sake at least take a couple of swings!
Flats: Alright, this is bullshit! We came here to pick up chicks, not talk about dicks!
Coakley: Push the defrost button on the microwave, boys. The deep freeze is over!
Rick: You were my first. You were my last and you've been everything in between.
Fred: Have you ever tried the Australian kiss? It's like the French kiss except it's Down Under.
Fred: Last night I fake chowed a DJ's mom.
Hog-Head: Guys, it's all right if you strike out. For God's sake at least take a couple of swings!
Flats: Alright, this is bullshit! We came here to pick up chicks, not talk about dicks!
Coakley: Push the defrost button on the microwave, boys. The deep freeze is over!
Rick: You were my first. You were my last and you've been everything in between.
Fred: Have you ever tried the Australian kiss? It's like the French kiss except it's Down Under.
Hog-Head: Anyone got any napkins?
Fred: Last night I fake chowed a DJ's mom.
Coakley: That girl in the black is checking you out. Fred: The one who looks like the chief from Cuckoo's Nest? Coakley: No, the one sitting next to her.
Hog-Head: I gotta go home and poo. Flats: Why can't you just go here? Hog-Head: Ooh. Pretty sure I'm gonna need a bath after.
Fred: Oh hey Betsy Ross, you need a pole for that flag? Fred: Oh, what's the matter, you cant get any bigger you little bitch?
Fred: God just sent us an angel from Heaven. Coakley's back in town. Rick: What? Fred: Yeah! And he wants to hang, and he wants to bang!
Maggie: The way I see it, husbands are like a couple of cats. They're completely domesticated, and the first time you let them out they're so paralyzed with fear they'll come running back inside. Grace: Yeah. But we're not talking about cats, we're talking about dogs!
Paige: Where are you going? Fred: Page, you're my babysitter. Have a happy birthday! Paige: Well, my aunt Meg wants to meet you...
Rick: How about her? Coakley: No, the tall blonde surrounds herself with a less attractive women to make herself look good. Rick: Really? Coakley: Check this out. Hot, not. Rick: That's awesome. You're like A Beautiful Mind.
