Mask: Hold on, Sugar! Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!
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你是一個好孩子，真的！但當只要有我在時，你只有排在第二名，我才是最好的。
The Mask: It's party time. P, A, R, T. Y? Because I gotta!
Now you have to ask yourself one question. "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya? Punks!
The Mask: Je t'adore. Je t'window. I don't care!
The Mask: Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny.
Mask: Hold on to your lugnuts, it's tiiiiime for an overhaul!
The Mask: You were good, kid, real good. But as long as I'm around, you'll always be second best, see?
Mask: Hold on, Sugar! Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!
Peggy Brandt: Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood.
Dr. Arthur Neuman: We all wear masks... metaphorically speaking.
Mask: You were good kid, real good. But as long as I'm around, you'll always be second best, see?
The Mask: Look, Ma! I'm road kill! Ha, ha, ha!
The Mask: Can't make the scene if you don't have the green.
Eddy: The money better be here, Ipkiss. Or you're gonna "Ipkiss" your ass goodbye.
Charlie Schumacher: Gee, I wish MY daddy owned a bank. Then I could be a rich little creep too.
Bobby the Bouncer: You crossed the rope. NEVER cross the rope.
Mr. Dickey: IPKISS! You're 40 minutes late. Now that's the same as stealing!
Stanley Ipkiss: You put me down, or I am never coming back here! Thanks.
Start dancing, and I'll blow your brains out!
Charlie Schumacher: Officers, arrest those men! I always wanted to say that.
Stanley Ipkiss: That's correct, Wendy. We all wear masks, metaphorically speaking. Yeah, right.
Charlie Schumacher: Genius. That was genius. Buddy, I have chills! What side of whose bed did you wake up on, man?
Dorian\Mask: Ladies and Gentlemen, I will be your host for the remainder of the evening.
Dr. Arthur Neuman: I'm talking about the mythology, Mr. Ipkiss. This is a piece of wood.
Stanley Ipkiss: Milo, you stay here and be a good boy. Daddy's gonna have to go kick some ass.
Stanley Ipkiss: When I put on that mask, I can do anything. Be anything.
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: There can't be two idiots with pajamas like these.
Megaphone Cop: It's all over, Ipkiss - put your hands over your head or we'll open fire!
Burt: Hang on, hang on! Don't get your panties in a twist.
The Mask: S-ssss-ssss-sssss-smokin'!
The Mask: It's party time. P, A, R, T. Y? Because I gotta!
The Mask: That's a spicy meatball!
The Mask: Look Ma, I'm roadkill!
The Mask: Je t'adore. Je t'window. I don't care!
The Mask: Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny.
The Mask: Sorry, wrong pocket.
Mask: Hold on to your lugnuts, it's tiiiiime for an overhaul!
Mask: Hold on, Sugar! Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!
Peggy Brandt: Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood.
Dr. Arthur Neuman: We all wear masks... metaphorically speaking.
Eddy: The money better be here, Ipkiss. Or you're gonna "Ipkiss" your ass goodbye.
Mask: You were good kid, real good. But as long as I'm around, you'll always be second best, see?
The Mask: Can't make the scene if you don't have the green.
Charlie Schumacher: Gee, I wish MY daddy owned a bank. Then I could be a rich little creep too.
Bobby the Bouncer: You crossed the rope. NEVER cross the rope.
Mr. Dickey: IPKISS! You're 40 minutes late. Now that's the same as stealing!
The Mask: It's party time. P, A, R, T. Y? Because I gotta!
The Mask: Now you have to ask yourself one question. "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya? Punks!
Mask: Hold on to your lugnuts, it's tiiiiime for an overhaul!
The Mask: You were good, kid, real good. But as long as I'm around, you'll always be second best, see?
The Mask: Look, Ma! I'm road kill! Ha, ha, ha!
Charlie Schumacher: Gee, I wish MY daddy owned a bank. Then I could be a rich little creep too.
Bobby the Bouncer: You crossed the rope. NEVER cross the rope.
The Mask: It's party time. P, A, R, T, why? Because I gotta!
Mask: Hold me closer, Ed, it's getting dark. Mask: Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out. Mask: Tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas Mask: Tell Scarlett I do give a damn. Mask: Pardon me. Mask: Thank you, you love me, you really love me!
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Ipkiss! Police! Freeze! Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Put your hands up. The Mask: But you told me to freeze! Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: All right, all right. Un-freeze. Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: You're under arrest. The Mask: No! It wasn't me! It was the One-Armed Man! The Mask: All right, I confess! I did it, ya hear? And I'm glad! GLAD, I TELL YA! The Mask: What are they gonna do to me, Sarge? WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO? Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Sorry, son. That's not my department. Search him. The Mask: Ow! Where's a cam-corder when you need one?
Bobby the Bouncer: Uh, are you on the list? The Mask: Noooo. But I believe my friends are. Perhaps you know them. The Mask: Franklin, Grant, and... Jackson?
Stanley Ipkiss: Good boy. See that man over there? Stanley Ipkiss: He's got keys. Yeah. Go get those keys. Go get 'em! Go get the keys! Go get 'em! Stanley Ipkiss: That's it. Okay, get the... Stanley Ipkiss: No, not the *cheese!* The *keys!*
Alley Punk #1: Hey, mister! You got the time? The Mask: As a matter of fact I do, Cubby. The Mask: LOOK AT THAT! It's exactly two seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head!
Charlie Schumacher: A girl like that is always looking for the BBD: Bigger Better Deal. Stanley Ipkiss: You don't know that, Charlie. She's an artist. She's... she's sensitive. Charlie Schumacher: Stanley, forget her. That girl will tear your heart out, put it in a blender and hit "frappe." You don't need her, man. You need somebody a little more down to earth. Somebody with some integrity. Somebody with... Charlie Schumacher: Red hair and full pouty lips, a white blouse, a green jacket and a name tag. Stanley Ipkiss: Boy, you really narrowed it down.
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Somebody STOLE your pajamas? Stanley Ipkiss: Milo, no! I mean, uh, what is this world coming to when a man's... *pajama drawer* is no longer safe?
Maggie: Stanley, you are the nicest guy. Really, you are. Stanley Ipkiss: Yeah? Maggie: Charlie, isn't Stanley the nicest guy? Charlie Schumacher: The best. Charlie Schumacher: That was THE most sickening display I've ever seen. Stanley Ipkiss: I disagree. I think I'm wearing her down.
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Ipkiss? Stanley Ipkiss? Stanley Ipkiss: Yes? Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Lt. Kellaway, city precinct. You know anything about the disturbance last night? Stanley Ipkiss: Dis... turbance? Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Yeah, some kind of prowler broke in and attacked Mrs. Peenman. Stanley Ipkiss: Attacked? Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: You didn't hear anything? She unloaded a couple of rounds of buckshot 5 feet from your door. Stanley Ipkiss: This is... impossible. Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Those pajamas are impossible. This actually happened. Stanley Ipkiss: See, I have an inner ear problem. Sometimes I can't hear anything. Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Is that a fact? Stanley Ipkiss: Eh? Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Here's my card. If you remember anything unusual about last night, anything at all, call me. Stanley Ipkiss: You betcha. Thank you. And good luck... cracking the case.
Dorian Tyrell: I'm gonna take you apart. Stanley Ipkiss: Well, I hope you can enjoy the victory with one freakin' eye!
Peggy Brandt: I'm with the Evening Star. Can you tell me what happened here? Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: No, and you can quote me. Peggy Brandt: Well, it looks like some sort of Mob tactic. Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: There it is, boys, she broke the case. Come on, get these rubbernecks out of here.
Tina Carlyle: Mr. Ipkiss. Hi. Stanley Ipkiss: Hi. Tina Carlyle: You okay? Stanley Ipkiss: Me? Oh, I'm great. Really good. I just... I've never felt better, really. I'm just, uh, catching some air out here. Parking Valet: Your car, sir. Stanley Ipkiss: That's not my car. Parking Valet: But it matches the ticket. Stanley Ipkiss: All right, I'll take it. But I am VERY angry. Stanley Ipkiss: Can you believe this? You drive in in a Porsche...
Stanley Ipkiss: Hey, guard, there's a woman being chased in the alley there. Guard: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep it down. Stanley Ipkiss: C'mon, MAN! SERVE AND PROTECT!
Tina Carlyle: Thanks. Stanley Ipkiss: For what? Tina Carlyle: Lots of things. Sharing the sunset with me. For being the only guy whose ever treated me like a person and not some sort of party favor. For being any kind of romantic. Even a hopeless one. Stanley Ipkiss: You're welcome. Tina Carlyle: You know that night at the club? I knew I'd found someone special. Stanley Ipkiss: The Mask. Tina Carlyle: No, it was the guy inside the mask. It was you all along. You, Stanley Ip... kiss.
Stanley Ipkiss: Hi, Lieutenant. This isn't a good time right now, so... Stanley Ipkiss: Won't you come in? Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Where were you last night, Ipkiss? Stanley Ipkiss: Here, mostly. Is something wrong? Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: What do you know about this Mask character? Stanley Ipkiss: Mask? Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Don't insult my intelligence, Ipkiss. He robs the bank you work in and then I find this in the Coco Bongo. Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: There can't be 2 idiots with pajamas like these. Stanley Ipkiss: Milo, no! Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: May I see those pajamas, Mr. Ipkiss? Stanley Ipkiss: Those, uh, those pajamas were, uh... stolen. Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Somebody stole your pajamas? Stanley Ipkiss: Yeah. I mean, what is the city coming to when a man's pajama drawer is no longer safe?
Irv: Hey, Burt, what the hell is this? Burt: Oh, I don't know, about seven hundred bucks, Irv?
Stanley Ipkiss: It's like it brings your innermost desires to life. If deep down you're a little repressed, and a hopeless romantic, you become some kind of love-crazy wild man. Tina Carlyle: And if you're someone like Dorian? Stanley Ipkiss: Then we're all in big trouble. And if I were you, I'd get out of town, fast.
Dorian Tyrell: Stanley! Tell me. How's this mask work? Stanley Ipkiss: I don't know! You just put it on! Eddy: Boss! You better be careful, huh? Dorian Tyrell: What a rush! Eddy: Wow, boss! You're okay? Dorian Tyrell: Better than ever, you idiot. Eddy: What do we do with Ipkiss? Dorian Tyrell: The police are looking for the Mask. So, we'll give them the Mask.
