Big Adam: That's weird. It farts when I cough.
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Young Adam: You MADE yourself hate him... 'cause it was easier than missing him.
Ellie Reed: He's an odd duck, like his dad. I happen to collect odd ducks.
Louis Reed: I'm the godfather of time travel?
Big Adam: That's weird. It farts when I cough.
Louis Reed: Sometimes it pays to be a nerd, guys.
Louis Reed: Mankind has no business tampering with the mechanics of the universe.
Big Adam: I hate to say it but you were the best part all along.
Young Adam: Ever had your ass kicked by a 12-year-old nerd with an inhaler? Suppertime, Spanky.
Big Adam: When I say "classified," what does your brain hear? Chocolate?
Ellie Reed: That's not a Denver omelette, that's a cry for help.
Big Adam: You're right, though. Teenage boys are horrible. It's like living with a urinal cake that yells at you.
Young Adam: You MADE yourself hate him... 'cause it was easier than missing him.
Ellie Reed: He's an odd duck, like his dad. I happen to collect odd ducks.
Louis Reed: I'm the godfather of time travel?
Big Adam: That's weird. It farts when I cough.
Louis Reed: Sometimes it pays to be a nerd, guys.
Louis Reed: Mankind has no business tampering with the mechanics of the universe.
Big Adam: I hate to say it but you were the best part all along.
Young Adam: Ever had your ass kicked by a 12-year-old nerd with an inhaler? Suppertime, Spanky.
Big Adam: When I say "classified," what does your brain hear? Chocolate?
Ellie Reed: That's not a Denver omelette, that's a cry for help.
Big Adam: You're right, though. Teenage boys are horrible. It's like living with a urinal cake that yells at you.
Ellie Reed: He's an odd duck, like his dad. I happen to collect odd ducks.
Big Adam: That's weird. It farts when I cough.
Big Adam: When I say "classified," what does your brain hear? Chocolate?
Big Adam: Laura, this is... me. Young Adam: Hi. Laura: Parallel contact, babe? Big Adam: Well, you know, you've always said that you wished you'd met me earlier. Here I am.
Young Adam: Do you remember this? Big Adam: Remember what? Young Adam: This, right here, right now. You being here in 2022. Big Adam: Okay, I know where you're goin' with this... Young Adam: I mean, if this is happening to me... Big Adam: You're wasting your time. Young Adam: ...that means it already happened to you, right? Unless it works more like a multiverse where each ripple creates an alternate timeline... Big Adam: It's not a multiverse! My God, we watched too many movies.
Young Adam: Make good choices, okay? Ellie Reed: Said the boy who got suspended. I love you, honey. Ellie Reed: I love you too, Mom. More than I know.
Maya Sorian: You just never understood the bigger picture. Louis Reed: And you never understood the science.
Ellie Reed: Oh, hey. I'm surprised you're still up. Young Adam: Well, this night's been... full of surprises, Mother. Ellie Reed: That's chilling. What happened? Young Adam: How was your not-a-date? Will you be seeing him again? Ellie Reed: No. I don't know. I don't think so. Derek: Hi. Derek: Hi. Derek: Me again. Ellie Reed: Yes, it is. Derek: You left your scarf in my car. Ellie Reed: I did. Gosh, thanks. Derek: Oh, hey there, kiddo. Ellie Reed: Oh. This is my son, Adam. Adam, this is Derek. Derek: Oh, hi ya, Adam. Young Adam: Hello, Derek. You have a wonderful mouth mullet and you must be very proud. Ellie Reed: Oh my gosh, Adam. Derek: Never actually heard it called that before. Ellie Reed: Well, thanks again. Derek: Sure. Uh, see you soon. Young Adam: Unlikely, but I'll put in a good word for you, Derek. Ellie Reed: Okay. Okay. I'll see you at work. Derek: Yeah. Ellie Reed: Bye. Young Adam: He seems nice. What? Ellie Reed: You can be a real jerk sometimes, you know that?
Ray: Adam! I'm gonna kill you! Reed! Young Adam: Oh! Oh no. I'm so sorry. That's my bad. Hi. Girl: No. Young Adam: Okay. Bye! Ray: Reed! Get your ass back here. Young Adam: Ow! Ray: Got anything else you wanna say? Young Adam: Actually, I... Ray: Huh? No more jokes? Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this. Young Adam: Who talks like that? Did you order, like, a Bully Starter Kit on Amazon or somethin'? I mean, do you even hear yourself? Chuck, we talked about this. Chuck: I didn't say anything. Young Adam: Shut up, Chuck. Chuck: That's what I'm talkin' about.
Young Adam: Do we get a lot of girls in college? I... Big Adam: Adam! Time travel exists. It exists. Isn't that crazy? Every conceptual idea you have about the universe has just been thrown out the window, yet your big question is, "Do I get laid?" Young Adam: Do I? Big Adam: Jesus Christ. Young Adam: I was just wondering. Big Adam: Well, wonder in silence. Young Adam: Oh, my God, it's gonna happen.
Big Adam: What? Young Adam: I just... You're... kinda ripped. Big Adam: Okay. Young Adam: Do you work out a lot, because... I don't think my genetics will have muscles like that? Big Adam: Do you ever have a thought and not let it come out your mouth? Could be fun to just keep it in, you know? Young Adam: Maybe in the future there's like... like, gene therapy or nanotechnology for... Big Adam: Don't do it. Don't, don't... don't do it. Young Adam: So when does... all this... happen, and does everyone skip leg day in the future?
Louis Reed: Is that my jacket? Looks a little tight on you, don't you think? Young Adam: That's what I said. Big Adam: It's fine. Louis Reed: You look like a condom with buttons.
Ellie Reed: He's twice your size! Young Adam: Everybody is twice my size, I have seen babies bigger than me...
Big Adam: You shaved my ass with a Subaru! Louis Reed: I SAVED your ass with a Subaru!
Big Adam: How did you get to be so smart? Young Adam: How did you get to be so dumb?
