John Smith: We have an unusual problem here, Jane. You obviously want me dead, and I'm less and less concerned for your well-being.
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Jane Smith: Still alive, baby?
Jane Smith: Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished yet.
John Smith: We have an unusual problem here, Jane. You obviously want me dead, and I'm less and less concerned for your well-being.
John Smith: I can't believe I brought my real parents to our wedding.
John Smith: We'll talk about this later.
John Smith: These fuckers get younger every year.
John Smith: Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don't talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is... you die.
John Smith: It's called evasive driving, sweetheart!
John Smith: We should so not be allowed to buy these.
John Smith: That's all John, sweetheart.
Jane Smith: We re-did the house.
John Smith: Web of lies!
John Smith: Your aim's as bad as your cooking sweetheart... and that's saying something!
Jane Smith: Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished yet.
John Smith: These fuckers get younger every year.
John Smith: Come on, let's talk about this! You don't want to go to bed angry!
John Smith: Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don't talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is... you die.
John Smith: I guess that's what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning.
John Smith: It's called evasive driving, sweetheart!
John Smith: We should so not be allowed to buy these.
Eddie: Tempting but I don't get out of bed for less than half a million dollars.
John Smith: I never told you, but I was married once before. Jane Smith: John Smith: What's wrong with you? Jane Smith: You're what's wrong with me John. John Smith: It was just a drunken Vegas thing. Jane Smith: Oh, that's better. That's *much* better. Jane Smith: What's her name and social security number? John Smith: No, you're not gonna kill her.
Eddie: You gotta take this bitch out! John Smith: Don't tell me how to handle my wife.
Jane Smith: My parents died when I was five. I'm an orphan. John Smith: Who was that kind fellow who gave you away at our wedding? Jane Smith: Paid actor. John Smith: I said, I said I saw your dad on "Fantasy Island"!
John Smith: You burn the picture after you get the assignment! It's the first thing you learn! Benjamin: Oh, I must have missed that day. Just like you missed the one about not marrying the enemy.
John Smith: Careful, Jane. I can push the button any time I like. Jane Smith: Baby, you couldn't find the button with both hands and a map.
Eddie: Tell me you got smart and that you killed that lying bitch. Jane Smith: This lying bitch? Eddie: Guess that was just wishful thinking.
John Smith: That's the second time you've tried to kill me today. Jane Smith: Oh, come on, it was just a little bomb.
John Smith: What's new? Eddie: Same old. People need killing.
John Smith: The first time we met, what was your first thought? Jane Smith: You tell me. John Smith: I thought... I thought you looked like Christmas morning, I don't know how else to say it. Jane Smith: And why are you telling me this now? John Smith: I guess in the end you start thinking about the beginning... so there it is, I thought you should know.
