Hellboy: Look at her. She's it, Abe. She's it. She's my whole wide... You know? Abe Sapien: Yeah. Yeah. Hellboy: I would give my life for her... but she also wants me to do the dishes. Abe Sapien: I would die and do the dishes.
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Prince Nuada: Let this remind you why you once feared the dark...
Hellboy: I wish father were here. He'd know what to tell you... us.
Tom Manning: No fingerprints, no photos. But they say, and I'm translating, "he has a nice, open face."
Prince Nuada: We die and the world will be poorer for it.
Prince Nuada: Sit *down*, proud, empty, hollow things that you are! Let this remind you why you once feared the dark.
Don't worry, babe. Hellboy: I'm not gonna kill him, Abe. But I am gonna kick his ass!
Abe Sapien: Nothing to fear. Despite the appearances, I bet Red can be excellent father figure.
Abe Sapien: Now, see, I love this song. And I can't smile, or cry. I think I have no tear ducts.
Hellboy: Give it up nasty, we can see you.
Hellboy: You jumpy slippery bastard... I got you now!
Hellboy: Geez, it stinks in here! Worse than my room!
Johann Krauss: Screw the clearance, we will take that plane!
Prince Nuada: Let this remind you why you once feared the dark...
Hellboy: I wish father were here. He'd know what to tell you... us.
Prince Nuada: We die and the world will be poorer for it.
Tom Manning: No fingerprints, no photos. But they say, and I'm translating, "he has a nice, open face."
Prince Nuada: Sit *down*, proud, empty, hollow things that you are! Let this remind you why you once feared the dark.
Tom Manning: What's going on? What's going on? Hellboy: I quit. Tom Manning: What? Are you serious? Liz Sherman: Looks that way doesn't it? Tom Manning: What's wrong with you? You can't all just quit. Abe Sapien: Watch us. Hellboy: On second thought... Hellboy: I think I'll keep this! Tom Manning: Come on. Come on! Johann, they can't do this. Stop them. Johann Krauss: Dr. Manning, suck my ectoplasmic schwanzstucker!
Hellboy: You're in love. Have a beer. Abe Sapien: Oh, my body's a temple. Hellboy: Well, now it's an amusement park. Abe Sapien: No, no, no. The glandular balance of... Hellboy: Just shut up and drink it, would you?
Prince Nuada: Kill them. Abe Sapien: He lied to us. Hellboy: Abe, old buddy. We ever get outta this, we gotta talk.
Hellboy: Come on, Abe! What are these things? Abe Sapien: Carcharadon Carcharias. Hellboy: English, English. Abe Sapien: They're, um... tooth fairies. Hellboy: Ha! Abe Sapien: No. Black Forest, 3rd Century. They feed mostly on calcium. Bones, skin, organs... But they do usually go after the teeth first. Hence the name, "tooth fairies." Liz Sherman: Bet you they don't leave money, either.
Angel of Death: Anung un Rama... Liz Sherman: You know that name? Angel of Death: And yours, Elizabeth Sherman. At last, I have been waiting for you both, I am his death and I will meet him at every crossroad. Liz Sherman: Can you save him? Angel of Death: It is for you to decide. It is all the same to me, my heart is filled with dust and sand. But you should know, it is his destiny to bring about the destruction of the Earth... not now, not tomorrow but soon enough. Knowing that, you still want him to live? Angel of Death: So, child, make the choice. The world, or him? Liz Sherman: Him. Angel of Death: The time will come, and you, my dear, will suffer more than anyone. Liz Sherman: I'll deal with it. Now save him. Angel of Death: It is done. Angel of Death: I have done what I can, now give him a reason to live.
Hellboy: "Can't Smile Without You"? Abe Sapien: I know... Hellboy: Yep, I'm gonna need a beer, too!
Hellboy: I can be discreet. Liz Sherman: Really? Hellboy: Hey, I followed you and Myers, didn't I? Liz Sherman: And then you had him transferred to Antarctica. That's very... discreet. Hellboy: Ah, he said he liked the cold.
Hellboy: Look at her. She's it, Abe. She's it. She's my whole wide... You know? Abe Sapien: Yeah. Yeah. Hellboy: I would give my life for her... but she also wants me to do the dishes. Abe Sapien: I would die and do the dishes.
Johann Krauss: You say I'm not human, but on the contrary, I understand your pain all too well. You see, a long time ago, I lost the woman I love, and that was, in fact, the cause of my present misfortune. I will tell you about it someday. But for now, the tactical advantage is ours! Consider this: the Prince lacks the crown piece. And without it, his Army poses no threat to us. Liz Sherman: So, we have clearance then? Johann Krauss: Agent Sherman... Liz... screw ze clearance! Ve vill *take* that plane!
Johann Krauss: You have one fatal flaw. Hellboy: Oh, I wanna hear this. Johann Krauss: No, you don't. You can't take criticism. Hellboy: Try me. Johann Krauss: Can't... take it. Hellboy: What's my flaw? Johann Krauss: Your temper! It gets the best of you. Makes you weak, makes you vulnera...
Liz Sherman: We're looking for the entrance to BethMora. Goblin: What would a nice girl like you be wanting in the Nightlands? Liz Sherman: We are looking for Prince Nuada. Goblin: Ah, him I know. Trade me something, and I'll take you to him. Liz Sherman: Here, I have a shiny belt. Goblin: But I have no pants. Liz Sherman: I have a wonderful pair of magic eyes... Goblin: No, I already have binoculars.
Liz Sherman: Over seventy guests reported. There are no survivors? Hellboy: Same story here, babe. Liz Sherman: Don't call me "babe." Hellboy: *Abe!* I said Abe! Wrong channel...
Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm: My son, would you turn off that wretched puppet, and brush your teeth? Young Hellboy: Don't call him a puppet! Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm: I beg your pardon? Young Hellboy: He's not a puppet! Howdy Doody's real! Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm: Well, Mr. Dee-dee Doo-doo will have to say good night.
Princess Nuala: To wage his war, my brother needs this. Princess Nuala: The final piece of the crown of BethMora and this map to the location of the Golden Army chamber. Johann Krauss: The Golden Army. The harbingers of death, the unstoppable tide... Hellboy: Howdy Doody. Johann Krauss: Your Highness, if you hand the crown piece over to us... Princess Nuala: No. Where it goes, I go. My father died to uphold the truce with your world. We must honor his noble intentions. Abe Sapien: The lady is in dire danger. Johann Krauss: I take is your are vouching for her, Agent Sapien? Abe Sapien: Most emphatically, yes. Johann Krauss: Even so... I am sorry, but we simply cannot assume such responsibility on our own. Hellboy: Lady just lost her father, what more do you want? Johann Krauss: You may not care, but there are procedures, rules, and little handbooks that... Hellboy: She's coming with us. You got that, gasbag? Johann Krauss: What-what did you call me? Prince Nuada: You! You will pay for what happened to my friend down there. Hellboy: Yeah, right. You take checks? Prince Nuada: Demon. Born from a womb of shadows, sent to destroy their world and you still believe you belong? Hellboy: Are we going to talk all night? Because I'm really sleepy.
Prince Nuada: The humans... the humans have forgotten the gods, destroyed the earth, and for what? Parking lots? Shopping malls? Greed had burned a hole in their hearts that will never be filled! They will never have enough! King Balor: What humans do is in their nature. To honor the truce is in ours. Prince Nuada: Honor? Look at this place! Where is the honor in this? Father, you were once a proud warrior. When did you become their pet? Prince Nuada: I have returned from exile to wage war and reclaim our land, our birthright! And for that I will call upon the help of all my people and they will answer. The good, the bad... Prince Nuada: ... and the worst. King Balor: The Golden Army? You cannot be that mad! Prince Nuada: Perhaps I am. Perhaps they made me so.
Hellboy: Why is she mad at me? And it's not about the mess, either, it's about something else. Abe Sapien: Well, ask her then! Hellboy: No! Look, Abe, when a woman's mad at you, but she's really mad about something else, and you have to ask, she gets mad because you had to ask in the first place! You know? Abe Sapien: Uh... Hellboy: Never mind, don't answer that.
Johann Krauss: You will learn to obey me, follow protocol and stay focused at all times. Hellboy: Oh, that word - "fock-yused"? Yeah, with your accent, I wouldn't use it that much.
