Anna (in Tess's body): Like cooking: I mean, have you never heard of takeout? And cleaning: let's don't and say we did. Quality time with your kids: You know what? Quit bugging 'em. Leave 'em alone. They like it!
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Anna (in Tess's body): Like cooking: I mean, have you never heard of takeout? And cleaning: let's don't and say we did. Quality time with your kids: You know what? Quit bugging 'em. Leave 'em alone. They like it!
Anna (in Tess's body): Root canal? That's not fair, they're not my teeth.
Anna (in Tess's body): Darling. Could you, like, chill for a sec?
Peg: Aren't you like the maid of horror or something?
Anna (in Tess's body): Halibut? Eww! That's disgusting! What kind of caterer ARE you?
Grandpa: What is this, one of them thongs? I don't want to know.
Tess (in Anna's body): She is dead, worse than dead. She will spend the next year in a phoneless, dateless, Amish existence!
Pei-Pei: Sexy new look for you, Mrs. Coleman! You look hot!
Anna (in Tess's body): Let's just say this cute guy asks you out. What are you gonna do? WOOOH.
Evan: I told you I wouldn't be able to call you on your honeymoon, but you lied to me. You're a liar!
Tess (in Anna's body): I don't believe in physical contact with the opposite sex. At all. Ever. Nothing.
Anna (in Tess's body): You mean we're like stuck in this SUCKFEST?
Anna (in Tess's body): Like cooking: I mean, have you never heard of takeout? And cleaning: let's don't and say we did. Quality time with your kids: You know what? Quit bugging 'em. Leave 'em alone. They like it!
Anna (in Tess's body): Root canal? That's not fair, they're not my teeth.
Anna (in Tess's body): Darling. Could you, like, chill for a sec?
Peg: Aren't you like the maid of horror or something?
Anna (in Tess's body): Halibut? Eww! That's disgusting! What kind of caterer ARE you?
Grandpa: What is this, one of them thongs? I don't want to know.
Tess (in Anna's body): She is dead, worse than dead. She will spend the next year in a phoneless, dateless, Amish existence!
Pei-Pei: Sexy new look for you, Mrs. Coleman! You look hot!
Anna (in Tess's body): Let's just say this cute guy asks you out. What are you gonna do? WOOOH.
Evan: I told you I wouldn't be able to call you on your honeymoon, but you lied to me. You're a liar!
Tess (in Anna's body): I don't believe in physical contact with the opposite sex. At all. Ever. Nothing.
Anna (in Tess's body): You mean we're like stuck in this SUCKFEST?
Tess (in Anna's body): And what are you doing with this? Anna (in Tess's body): I'm eating. Tess (in Anna's body): You cannot eat fast food. Anna (in Tess's body): Why not? Tess (in Anna's body): Because it will go down your throat and drop instantly to my thighs!
Tess (in Anna's body): Mr. Bates, may I please speak with you? Mr. Bates: I think that would be fairly pointless, but go ahead. Tess (in Anna's body): By what stretch of the imagination... I mean, like, how could I, like, get an "F"? What mistakes did I make? Mr. Bates: Grading is subjective. Tess (in Anna's body): That was a college-level analysis. Mr. Bates: And you're qualified to make that assessment? Tess (in Anna's body): I most certainly am. Mr. Bates: Well in the words of Hamlet, "What's done is done". Tess (in Anna's body): That's "Macbeth" you know-nothing twit. Bates. Elton Bates. Griffith High School. Mr. Bates: How do you know that? Tess (in Anna's body): Well, you asked me, I mean, my mom to the prom, but she turned you down. Mr. Bates: This is not an appropriate subject. Tess (in Anna's body): You're taking it out on her daughter, aren't you? Mr. Bates: I don't know what you're talking about. Tess (in Anna's body): It was a high school dance. You've got to let it go and move on, man. And if you don't, I'm sure the school board would love to hear about your pathetic vendetta against an innocent student. Tess (in Anna's body): Oh, and by the way, Elton, she had a boyfriend, and you were weird.
Anna, Tess: A journey soon begins... Tess: ...its prize reflected in the other's eyes. Anna: When what you see is what you lack... Anna, Tess: ...then selfless love will change you back.
Tess (in Anna's body): You pierced your navel? Anna (in Tess's body): Yeah, I... meant to talk to you about that. Tess (in Anna's body): When did you do this? Anna (in Tess's body): At Maddie's cousin's sweet 16. Tess (in Anna's body): Well, when you get your body back, it's grounded.
Tess (in Anna's body): Role-playing! Her idea. New therapeutic technique. Switching points of view. Grandpa: If I switch with Harry, do I have to wear a thong? Harry: Earthquake. Save me. Earthquake.
Anna (in Tess's body): So you're in my body, and I'm in your body. Why don't we, like... Tess (in Anna's body): Yes, yes, I see what you're saying. A jolt! Okay, you go over there, and I go over here. Okay, when I say go. Ready? Go!
Ryan: What the hell just happened? Tess: Trust me, you don't wanna know.
Anna (in Tess's body): Mom, maybe we should go to the emergency room. Tess (in Anna's body): Oh no! All that will get us is a 72-hour lockdown in a psych ward and a Thorazine drip. No, we're not going anywhere.
Anna: I'm going to get a little stud here Ok? Tess: I don't want my maid of honor looking like a harlot.
Anna (in Tess's body): Mom, what's wrong? Tess (in Anna's body): I need you to do something for me. Anna (in Tess's body): Sure, Mom, after, after what you just did for me. Anything. Tess (in Anna's body): It needs to happen now before all the toasts and speeches. Anna (in Tess's body): Okay. Tess (in Anna's body): Clearly, we're not switching back tonight. I need you to tell Ryan that you need to postpone the wedding. Anna (in Tess's body): What? Tess (in Anna's body): No, listen. I can see you're not ready for this and I can wait. I guess that I was just so happy, I wasn't thinking about what's best for you and Harry. Anna (in Tess's body): But, but, but, Mom... Tess (in Anna's body): - If he loves me like I think he does, he'll wait, too. He'll understand. He'll be very sweet and gracious about it. But, please... Tess (in Anna's body): ... just, please let him know that I love him and be as kind as you possibly can... for me. Anna (in Tess's body): Okay, Mom. I know exactly what to say. Tess (in Anna's body): I'll be along in a minute. Anna (in Tess's body): Um, you should sit down. Anna (in Tess's body): Uh, hi. Um, I, I guess I, I'm gonna start the toasts. Anna (in Tess's body): So, 3 years ago, we had a really bad thing happen. We lost a Father and a Husband, and I didn't think we'd ever get over it. But then, this guy, next to me, came into the picture and everyone could see that I was happy again. I was singing in the shower again, not well, I might add... Anna (in Tess's body): ... But I was still worried about my kids, Anna and Harry, whether or not they would be able to accept a new man in their life. And now I know how Anna feels. And what she feels is that... Anna (in Tess's body): ... No one could ever take the place of her Dad... Anna (in Tess's body): ... Because he was a really great Dad. But somebody could be a part of a new family in its own kind of cool, new little unit and that, for someone as special as Ryan, that we would all make a little more room. Anna would really wanted her Mom to know that. Anna: And I am so psyched to be here. I guess... Anna: ... all I'm trying to say is, Ryan, welcome to our family. Anna: To the Bride and Groom. Ryan: What the Hell just happened? Tess: Trust me, you don't wanna know.
Anna: You couldn't last one day in my high school. Tess: Actually I could, and I would do it without getting a detention.
