Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: It's not tipping I believe in. It's overtipping.
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Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: It's not tipping I believe in. It's overtipping.
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Ehh, she's not my type. I like 'em... I dunno, kinda dirty or something.
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: The shoes, right? The shoes are tragic.
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: I never touched a gun in my life. That and that alone forever doomed me to middle management.
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Green side up, fellas! Green side up!
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: I am the worst case scenario of Thomas Jefferson's dream.
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: You know, sometimes I even amaze myself.
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: It's not tipping I believe in. It's overtipping.
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Ehh, she's not my type. I like 'em... I dunno, kinda dirty or something.
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: The shoes, right? The shoes are tragic.
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: I never touched a gun in my life. That and that alone forever doomed me to middle management.
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: I am the worst case scenario of Thomas Jefferson's dream.
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Green side up, fellas! Green side up!
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: You know, sometimes I even amaze myself.
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Are you trying to say capeesh? Barney: Yeah. Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Well don't do it, cause it hurts my ears when you do it
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Shaldeen: Why is that? Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Because you could melt all this stuff.
Hannah Stubbs: The books... Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: You have something against books? Hannah Stubbs: I have nothing about books! I am curious about the books in your trunk. Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: You see, I was thinking of writing my story, so I bought this one on how to do it. Hannah Stubbs: Why do you need 25 copies of it? Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: In case I want to read it more than once...
Hannah Stubbs: I see that it's funny. I have a sense of humor. Barney: Of course you have a sense of humor. Everyone thinks they do, even people who don't.
Linda: Yes, I'd like a cab please at, ah... Linda: What the frig is the address here? Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: How should I know? Number One, Happy Street!
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: When did your wife leave? Barney: October. Vince: That's when my wife left! What is it about the month of October? Barney: I dunno. The pressure of Halloween? You never know what to go as!
Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith: Barney, look at the way you eat pancakes! Wally Bunting: How does he eat pancakes? Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith: He has a system for eating pancakes. Barney Coopersmith: So the bottom pancake gets the same amount of syrup as the first. Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith: He has a system for *everything*!
Hannah Stubbs: Will... . I don't think you should just walk in here like you still live here. Will Stubbs: What? Am I supposed to, ring the doorbell in front of my own house? Hannah Stubbs: This is not your house anymore. Will Stubbs: Well, I mean, I live here. It's still my house.
U.S. Attorney: And what happened then, Mr. Antonelli? Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Mr. Capelli left the room. U.S. Attorney: Did Mr. Gatzo say anything at this point? Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Mr. Gatzo said, Kill the fart. I apologize your Honor, but that's what he said.
