Jodi: Everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie. Everything that goes into her mouth is a dick.
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Jodi: Everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie. Everything that goes into her mouth is a dick.
Barry: That's the one thing you don't do. You don't tell her you took Viagra. I'm pretty sure that's on the warning label.
Debbie: I don't want a turbo penis. I like your medium soft one.
Debbie: I don't want to shop at old lady stores. I don't want to go to J. Jill and Chico's and Ann Taylor.
Debbie: All of a sudden we're a magnet of negativity. What did we do?
Jodi: Everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie. Everything that goes into her mouth is a dick.
Barry: That's the one thing you don't do. You don't tell her you took Viagra. I'm pretty sure that's on the warning label.
Debbie: I don't want a turbo penis. I like your medium soft one.
Debbie: I don't want to shop at old lady stores. I don't want to go to J. Jill and Chico's and Ann Taylor.
Debbie: All of a sudden we're a magnet of negativity. What did we do?
Jodi: Everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie. Everything that goes into her mouth is a dick.
Debbie: So you would do sex with me? Flirty Hockey Player: 'Do sex'? What are you, Borat?
Pete: Don't talk to me about responsibilities. I have a life. I have a family. I can't afford to sit in my apartment getting high, jerking off, and then going to Tommy's Chili Burgers at three o'clock in the morning. Ronnie: That's not even the order that happens in!
Sadie: I don't make fun of your stupid Mad Men! Pete: First of all, I don't get worked up over Mad Men. Sadie: That's because Mad Men sucks! Pete: What Don Draper has gone through beats whatever Jack is running from on some fucking island. Sadie: A bunch of people smoking in an office, it's stupid!
Larry: I just figured out what your problem is. You hate Jews! Which is so odd, because your children are Jewish. Debbie: Don't play the Jew Card, Larry. Larry: I'm not playing any Jew Card. Debbie: Seriously? It's used up. Larry: You can't use up a Jew Card. That's the whole point of a Jew Card. Barry: That's right. You can't use it up. It goes forever.
Sadie: I don't look at porn like Wendy. Debbie: I knew she was trouble. She's not allowed here anymore.
Graham Parker: Have a small nut; that's the key to life.
