David Clark: We are NOT the fucking Brady Bunch, all right? I'm Marky Mark and y'all are the *Funky Bunch*!
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David Clark: You can buy a house and run away from it.
David Clark: She's going to be fine. Tattooed kid on a motorcycle. Actually, she might already be pregnant.
David Clark: We are NOT the fucking Brady Bunch, all right? I'm Marky Mark and y'all are the *Funky Bunch*!
Casey Mathis: Whoa. I think Snoop Dogg would fuck this fridge.
David Clark: Oh, my God. You're a dude! Scared the hell out of me! I mean your voice was so much deeper than your bone structure.
David Clark: We are all now officially international drug smugglers. Add it to the resume.
David Clark: I just got ear-fucked in a tent. What do you want from me?
David Clark: You can buy a house and run away from it.
David Clark: She's going to be fine. Tattooed kid on a motorcycle. Actually, she might already be pregnant.
Casey Mathis: Whoa. I think Snoop Dogg would fuck this fridge.
David Clark: Oh, my God. You're a dude! Scared the hell out of me! I mean your voice was so much deeper than your bone structure.
David Clark: We are all now officially international drug smugglers. Add it to the resume.
David Clark: I just got ear-fucked in a tent. What do you want from me?
David Clark: We are NOT the fucking Brady Bunch, all right? I'm Marky Mark and y'all are the *Funky Bunch*!
Casey Mathis: Whoa. I think Snoop Dogg would fuck this fridge.
Styist: OK, what are we doing today? David Clark: Yeah. I say, give me somethin' that says, 'I get up every morning at 5: 30 and commute for an hour and a half to some bullshit job where my jag-off boss expects me to kiss his balls all day just so I can afford to keep my ungrateful, screaming kids decked out in Dora the explorer shit and my wife up to her fat ass in self-help videos until the day I get up the courage to put a shotgun in my mouth.' Middle Aged Man: Right here. David Clark: Yeah. That's it. That's the one.
Scottie P.: You know what I'm sayin? David Clark: Well, I'm awake and I speak English, so yeah, I know what you're saying.
Todd - Strip Club Owner: Hey, Rose, I know you're Todd - Strip Club Owner: "technically" on break, but I need a lap dance. Table five. Just don't get too close. The guy has two hook-hands. Rose O'Reilly: How did we let that guy back in here? Todd - Strip Club Owner: I don't know. He must've picked the locks.
Rose O'Reilly: You're such a dick. Have fun dying alone, jerk. David Clark: Yeah, have fun digging out those singles from your crotch! Rose O'Reilly: My crotch only takes twenties, David.
Kenny Rossmore: So now you're going to become an even bigger drug dealer? David Clark: Drug smuggler, Kenny. There's a difference.
Kenny Rossmore: What did she say? David Clark: What the fuck do you think? She said no. Kenny Rossmore: Cool. So I guess it's just us, then. A little father and son bonding trip to Mexico. David Clark: Are you kidding? You and me alone in a van? It'll look like the pervert Olympics.
Rose O'Reilly: Hey! Get your hands off of her! Come here, Casey. Now, you put your hands on her one more time, I swear I'm gonna rip that fucking tattoo right off of your chest. Rose O'Reilly: You know what I'm sayin'? Scottie P.: Oh, really, bitch? Rose O'Reilly: Yeah, bitch. Kenny Rossmore: You know what? Why don't you leave the girls alone, man. Scottie P.: What are you gonna do about it, Eyebrows? Kenny Rossmore: One... two... Rose O'Reilly: Scottie P.: OW! Broke my nose! You're a aggressive woman! Y'know wha' I'm sayin'? Rose O'Reilly: Are you OK? Casey Mathis: I'm fine. That was awesome, you just fuckin' decked him! Rose O'Reilly: Yeah, well, I've dealt with handsy assholes like him at work. Come on, let's just get out of here. Thanks for the backup. Kenny, what were you counting? If you're gonna punch somebody, you punch 'em on "one." Kenny Rossmore: Well, David told me to count... Rose O'Reilly: David? David hasn't punched anybody, ever.
David Clark: We're at the Corrales Regional Medical Center in the middle of Buttfuck, New Mexico. Brad Gurdlinger: Why? David Clark: Why? Why? Because this goddamn Kenny kid got his fucking nuts bit by a giant-ass spider, that's why! Brad Gurdlinger: That is amazing. Will you let me know if he develops any superpowers?
David Clark: What the fuck is that? Brad Gurdlinger: Oh, my orca. Yeah, I bought an orca. I make a lot of money. David Clark: So you bought a whale? Brad Gurdlinger: Well, I don't like sports cars.
David Clark: I'm here to pickup a smidge of pot. David Clark: This is not a smidge of pot! You got me moving enough weed to kill Willie-fucking-Nelson, man!
Kenny Rossmore: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Oh fuck a donkey it hurts so much! David Clark: What hurts, Kenny? Kenny Rossmore: I'm gonna die! I'm gonna fuckin' die! David Clark: Kenny, you're not going to die. Tell me what's wrong. Rose O'Reilly: What's wrong, Kenny? Kenny Rossmore: Fuckin' spider bit me on my balls, David! On my balls, on my balls, on my fuckin' balls!
Rose O'Reilly: You're not a neighbor. You're a drug dealer. Whose apartment smells like cheese and feet. David Clark: Mm. Yeah, it's a candle I got from Anthropologie. 'Cheesy Feet' is what they call it. It's a best-seller.
Brad Gurdlinger: Go for B-Rad David Clark: Hey Brad, what the fuck! Brad Gurdlinger: Uh oh, something wrong? David Clark: Yeah, something's wrong. Something's very, very wrong. You said a smidge of pot, and this is not a smidge. Brad Gurdlinger: Smidge and half, no? David Clark: Look, you got me moving enough weed to kill Willie fucking Nelson, man. Ok, they are used a god damn bucket brigade to put it on the RV as we speak! Brad Gurdlinger: Wait, you just walked in there, told them you were picking up for Pablo Chacon, and they were like "Yeah, no problem?" David Clark: Why do you sound suprized by this?
David Clark: Who the fuck is Pablo Chacon? Brad Gurdlinger: I am. Yo soy Pablo Chacon. You don't get a lot of respect from the Mexicans when your name is Brad Gurdlinger, right?
David Clark: Do it for the girls. For Rose and Casey, because believe me, they won't last two days in a Mexican prison. Kenny Rossmore: OK, I'll do it for the girls. David Clark: Attaboy! I'm proud of you. Mexican Cop: Hey, what's going on? Somebody sucking my dick or am I getting 1000 pesos? David Clark: Pesos? Why didn't you say so? Mexican Cop: A thousand. David Clark: Oh, that's like 80 bucks American? Here's a 100. Keep the change. Mexican Cop: Gracias David Clark: Can't believe you were gonna suck that guy's dick. Come on, let's go.
Todd - Strip Club Owner: Oh, great, Rose. Glad I caught you. Um, I wanted to go over a couple of minor policy changes that we have here at the club. Rose O'Reilly: Like what? Todd - Strip Club Owner: Like, I want you to start having sex with the customers for money. Rose O'Reilly: What? That's totally illegal, Todd. Todd - Strip Club Owner: Come on. What are you gonna do? Besides, I gotta stay competitive with those fuckers who just opened up across the street. Rose O'Reilly: You mean the Apple store? Todd - Strip Club Owner: Yeah! And they're killing us! Rose O'Reilly: Oh, God. That's it. I can't do it. I quit. Kymberly: Did you hear the good news? Now we get to fuck the customers for money! Rose O'Reilly: Wha... Todd - Strip Club Owner: Boner Garage loves it. Rose O'Reilly: I'm out of here. I am out of here. I quit.
Kymberly: Wow. You dance super-good. Rose O'Reilly: Thanks. Kymberly: I'm Kymberly. With a 'y' Rose O'Reilly: I'm Rose. With an 'r'. Is that your stage name? Kymberly: My what? Rose O'Reilly: Something to protect yourself from all those creeps out there. You should pick one. You know, something simple and sexy but cute. Short, maybe. Do you have a nickname? Kymberly: Totally! Rose O'Reilly: Oh. Well, great. Then use that because you... Kymberly: I even got a tattoo of it. Do you wanna see? Rose O'Reilly: Uh, well, n... Kymberly: Check it out. Rose O'Reilly: 'Boner Garage'. Ooh... Wow... With a little arrow there, even...
Brad Gurdlinger: I'm just getting some singing lessons from my main man Ben Folds Five. Ain't that right Ben Folds Five? Ben Folds - Piano Teacher: My name is Ben Folds. "Five" is the name of the band. Brad Gurdlinger: Remember the song we used to listen to? 'She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly' I've fucking got the guy. He's like my personal bitch. Ben Folds - Piano Teacher: This gig sucks. Brad Gurdlinger: Don't talk to me like that. I will have you killed and no one will miss your fucking nerd music.
