Tess: You know what your problem is?
Danny: I only have one?
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Tess: You know what your problem is? Danny: I only have one?
This is the best part of my day.
Rusty: Did someone call for a doctor?
Livingston: The moment you set foot on that casino floor, they'll be watching you like hawks. Hawks with video cameras.
Tess: You're thirty seconds late, I was going to send out a search...
Basher: You stupid bastard!
Rusty: In this town, your luck can change just that quickly.
Frank: They might as well call it whitejack!
Saul: Tess is with Benedict now? She's too tall for him!
Terry: All right, you proved your point. You broke into my vault. Congratulations, you're a dead man.
Reuben: What? Did you guys get a group rate or something?
Yen: Where the fuck you been?
Saul: That is the sexiest thing I have ever seen!
Tess: You of all people should know, Terry, in your hotel, there's always someone watching.
Frank: They might as well call it whitejack!
Turk Malloy: I'm gonna get out of the car and I'm gonna drop you like third-period French.
Saul: Tess is with Benedict now? She's too tall for him!
Terry: All right, you proved your point. You broke into my vault. Congratulations, you're a dead man.
Reuben: What? Did you guys get a group rate or something?
Saul: That is the sexiest thing I have ever seen!
Linus: Apparently, he's got a record longer than my... well, it's long.
Rusty: I need the reason. Don't say money. Why do this? Danny: Why not do it? Danny: Because yesterday I walked out of the joint after losing four years of my life and you're cold-decking "Teen Beat" cover boys. Danny: Because the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes, the house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, and then you take the house. Rusty: Been practicing that speech, haven't you? Danny: Little bit. Did I rush it? Felt like I rushed it. Rusty: No, it was good, I liked it. "Teen Beat" thing was harsh.
Turk Malloy: Watch it, bud. Virgil Malloy: Who you calling bud, pal? Turk Malloy: Who you calling pal, friend? Virgil Malloy: Who you calling friend, jackass? Turk Malloy: Don't call me a jackass. Virgil Malloy: I just did call you a jackass.
Rusty: I hope you were the Groom. Danny: Ted Nugent called, he wants his shirt back.
Rusty: God, I'm bored! Danny: You look bored. Rusty: I am bored! Rusty: How was the clink? You get the cookies I sent? Danny: Why do you think I came to see you first?
Parole Board Member #1: Mr Ocean, the purpose of this hearing is to determine, whether, if released, you are likely to break the law again. While this was your first conviction, you have been implicated, though never charged, in over a dozen other confidence tricks and frauds. What can you tell us about those? Danny: As you say, ma'am, I was never charged. Parole Board Member #2: Mr Ocean, what we're trying to find out is was there a reason you chose to commit this crime, or was there a reason you simply got caught this time. Danny: My wife left me. I was upset. I fell into a self-destructive pattern. Parole Board Member #3: If released, is it likely you'd fall back into a similar pattern? Danny: She already left me once. I don't think she'd do it again just for kicks.
Saul: I saw you at the paddock... before the second race, outside the men's room when I placed my bet. I saw you before you even got up this morning. Rusty: How you been, Saul? Saul: Never better. Rusty: What's with the orange? Saul: My doctor says I need vitamins. Rusty: So why don't you take vitamins? Saul: You come here to give me a physical?
Danny: Why do they always paint hallways that color? Rusty: They say taupe is very soothing.
Danny: Tess, you're doing a great job curating the museum, the Vermeer is quite good, simple, vibrant, but his work definitely fell off as he got older. Tess: Remind you of anyone? Danny: And I always confuse Monet and Manet. Now which one married his mistress? Tess: Monet. Danny: Right, and then Manet had syphilis. Tess: They also painted occasionally.
Tess: Danny was walking through the restaurant when he spotted me. Terry: Is that right? Danny: Yeah, imagine the odds. Terry: Of all the gin joints in all the world.
Linus: Did you check the batteries? Linus: You know, you lose focus in this game for one second... Danny: I know, somebody gets hurt. You don't hear Yen complaining.
Topher Grace: Hey, Rus, let me ask you a question. Are you incorporated? Well, if not, you should really think about it, 'cause I was talking to my manager... Rusty: Bernie? Topher Grace: No, not Bernie, my business manager. You know what? They're both named Bernie. Anyway, he was saying that because what we do here is kind of like research for a future, like, gig or whatever, I can totally make it a tax write-off. The only thing is I'd have to pay you by check. Topher Grace: Or we could stick to cash. Topher Grace: You know what? Yeah, let's just stick to cash.
Rusty: Wonder what Rueben'll say. Reuben: You're outta your goddamn minds!
Reuben: You're Bobby Caldwell's kid. From Chicago. It's nice there, do you like it? Linus: Yeah. Reuben: That's wonderful. Get in the goddamn house.
