Dr. Buddy Rydell: Temper's the one thing you can't get rid of, by losing it.
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Dr. Buddy Rydell: Temper's the one thing you can't get rid of, by losing it.
Chuck: I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!
Dave Buznik: I'm feeling very angry right now, because I have only one bed and no couch.
Chuck: What, do you think you're better than me, 'cause you got both your nuts?
Dave Buznik: I want to have children with you! Children! With your eyes and your lips and my... last name! That's all I want.
Dave Buznik: Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin Buddy, I am not a cheater.
Dave Buznik: Five hour drive to find out mommy had a jelly bean removed from her nose... Glad I missed work. Can we eat now?
Chuck: You come down here before the black wolf swallows my brain! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Dave Buznik: By the way, his name's not fat-shit-cat. It's Meatball. And he's eating your crab cakes right now.
Dr. Buddy Rydell: ...You're on my side of the arm rest. We're not gonna have problems, are we?
Dave Buznik: Look everybody, Pana Banana's got a heinie! He's got a heinie!
Dr. Buddy Rydell: You kicked some serious monk-ass there, baby!
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Jibber jabber jibber jabbering, mumbo jumbo, denial, key-key-key-key-key-key!
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
Dr. Buddy Rydell: By the way, I like to sleep in the nude.
Mayor Rudy Giuliani: You can do it, David! Give her a five-second frencher!
Dr. Buddy Rydell: For crying out loud, you are missing important plot points.
Air Marshall: This is a difficult time for our Country.
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Temper's the one thing you can't get rid of, by losing it.
Chuck: I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!
Dave Buznik: I'm feeling very angry right now, because I have only one bed and no couch.
Chuck: What, do you think you're better than me, 'cause you got both your nuts?
Dave Buznik: Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin Buddy, I am not a cheater.
Dave Buznik: I want to have children with you! Children! With your eyes and your lips and my... last name! That's all I want.
Dr. Buddy Rydell: ...You're on my side of the arm rest. We're not gonna have problems, are we?
Dave Buznik: Five hour drive to find out mommy had a jelly bean removed from her nose... Glad I missed work. Can we eat now?
Chuck: You come down here before the black wolf swallows my brain! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Dave Buznik: By the way, his name's not fat-shit-cat. It's Meatball. And he's eating your crab cakes right now.
Dave Buznik: Look everybody, Pana Banana's got a heinie! He's got a heinie!
Dr. Buddy Rydell: You kicked some serious monk-ass there, baby!
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Jibber jabber jibber jabbering, mumbo jumbo, denial, key-key-key-key-key-key!
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Let me explain something to you, Dave. There are two kinds of angry people in this world: explosive and implosive. Explosive is the kind of individual you see screaming at the cashier for not taking their coupons. Implosive is the cashier who remains quiet day after day and finally shoots everyone in the store. You're the cashier. Dave Buznik: No, no, no. I'm the guy hiding in the frozen food section dialling 911. I swear.
Chuck: Here's my phone number. Dave Buznik: "You're gonna die, bitch"? Chuck: Oh, sorry. That's a letter I'm writing to Geraldo Rivera.
Chuck: Yeah? And I'm sure I just heard him mutter some kind of anti-Semitic remark. Dave Buznik: Are you Jewish? Chuck: I could be, but no. Half Irish, half Italian, half Mexican.
Chuck: After I got back, I went through a rough time. Drinkin' booze, shootin' holes in the ceilin', screamin' myself to sleep... Finally, my parents said I had to move out. Dave Buznik: So I'm guessing that's when you decided to shack up with your aunt. Chuck: Don't get cute, wise ass... But, yes.
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Now then we need to go over some ground rules. You are to refrain from any any acts of violence including verbal assault and vulgar hand gestures. You may not use rage enhancing substances, such as caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack cocaine, slippy-flippy's, jelly stingers, trick sticks, bing bangs or flying willards. Dave Buznik: How about fiddle-faddles? Dr. Buddy Rydell: Under my supervision. Also, if you are unable to stop masturbating, please do so without the use of any pornographic images depicting quote, unquote 'angry sex.' That having been said, I'm a pretty good guy and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised how much fun we can have together. Dave Buznik: Geez, without slippy-flippies or angry masturbating I don't see how that's possible. Dr. Buddy Rydell: Sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin, Dave. From now on, unacceptable.
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Dave assaulted a female flight attendant in mid-air. Stacy: Nice. Gina: I bet you beat her good. Dave Buznik: I didn't beat anybody. I touched a woman... Chuck: Liar, bullshitter, you're a WOMAN BEATER! And you can't admit it, because you're a deluded piece of garbage! Dave Buznik: I don't know about all that but... now I know why you're here.
Chuck: I still remember the war... Dave Buznik: Oh, yeah? Chuck: Yeah... Remember waking up to the sound of bombs dropping and children screaming... Dave Buznik: Oh, you were in Vietnam? Chuck: No... Grenada. Dave Buznik: Didn't that, like, last only 12 hours?
Dr. Buddy Rydell: I SAID OVEREASY! Dr. Buddy Rydell: Now, why did I do that? Dave Buznik: Because I refused to spoon with you last night? Dr. Buddy Rydell: The angry man opens his mouth and shuts his eyes. Alpha-Bits. No matter how old I get, always a culinary delight. Dave Buznik: No explanation for the egg throwing. He's a psycho. Dr. Buddy Rydell: Don't sulk Dave. Eat. Sit down. We'll be off to work in a jiffy Dave Buznik: "We'll be off to work." Now, by "we'll," I assume you mean just me, right? Dr. Buddy Rydell: Well I have to join you at work. Full contact. Dave Buznik: That will make me look nuts, Buddy. Bringing a shrink to work you whipping eggs at people I don't know. Dr. Buddy Rydell: You must never be ashamed that you sought help for yourself, Dave. It's not a weakness. Dave Buznik: I mean, I gotta be there by 9: 00. I don't think we'll make it on time. You're not even dressed. Dr. Buddy Rydell: The Talmud says: "Wherever you look... there's something to be seen."
Dr. Buddy Rydell: So, Dave. Tell us about yourself. Who are you? Dave Buznik: Well, I'm an executive assistant for a major pet products company. Dr. Buddy Rydell: Dave, I don't want you to tell us what you do. I want you to tell us who you are. Dave Buznik: Oh, alright, um... I'm a pretty good guy. I like playing tennis on occasion. Dr. Buddy Rydell: Also, not your hobbies Dave. Just tell us who you are. Dave Buznik: Maybe you could give me an example of what a good answer would be? Um... Dave Buznik: What did you say? Dr. Buddy Rydell: You want Lou to tell you who you are? Dave Buznik: No, I just, uh... I'm a nice, easy going man, I might be a little indecisive at times... Dr. Buddy Rydell: Dave, you're describing your personality. I just want to know... who you are. Dave Buznik: I don't know what the hell you want me to say!
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Nate, didn't we decide that you shouldn't listen to the ballgame? Nate: Don't worry, Doctor B. It's just a regular season game. Not that important. See, Iverson just missed a layup at the buzzer, Sixers lose. Who gives a crap, huh? I mean it's just a silly game anyways. Nate: Ooooohhhh the anger sharks are swimming in my head! YOU GOTTA DUNK THAT SHIT! YOU GOTTA DUNK THAT SHIT! Dr. Buddy Rydell: Stay with me. Stay with me. Repeat after me. Goosefraba. Nate: Gooooose... blah blah Dr. Buddy Rydell: No, not blah blah, Nate. Goosefraba.
Dr. Buddy Rydell: In Europe, it's not considered unusual for three of four men to share a bed. Dave Buznik: That's why I'm proud to be an American.
Dave Buznik: Oh my goodness. Bobby Knight. You're in this group? Bobby Knight: Yea, this is my first day. Dave Buznik: It's my first day also. Bobby Knight: I hope this class cures me. Dave Buznik: Working on the anger problem? Bobby Knight: Anger? Isn't this sexaholics anonymous? Dave Buznik: Oh. No I think that's down the hall. Bobby Knight: Well to HELL WITH THIS! I'm going home!
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Might I have your first name, Mr. Head, and tell me it isn't Dick. Frank Head: It's Frank! Dr. Buddy Rydell: Ah, Fran. Isn't that normally a girl's name?
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Alright, I'm going to need for you to retard your anger level a few notches and listen to me, can you do that? Dave Buznik: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah... it's retarded, I'm retarded.
Buddy: Take off your clothes, I have a relaxing technique I want to show you, it will be good for you. David: You wanna see me naked Buddy? Buddy: Are you a homophobe Dave? David: No, I'm a pulling-out-my-penis-in-front-of-you-aphobe.
Dr. Buddy Rydell: So Peanut likes the spicy humor. Maybe he'd enjoy the knee-slapper you told me earlier about the great Buddha. Older Arnie Shankman: Oh, what did you say about Buddha? Dr. Buddy Rydell: Dave said, "How does a guy who weighs over six hundred pounds have the balls to teach people about self-discipline?"
Lou: I have a question: Why is it that Chuck here thinks he could smoke? Chuck: Cause I do whatever I want whenever I want, you little Spanish fruit topping. Lou: Honey, at least I didn't make my aunt pregnant.
Dr. Buddy Rydell: She said she was going out with a friend named Andrea. Dave Buznik: She doesn't have a friend named Andrea. Did she say Andrew? Dr. Buddy Rydell: Oh, ah, yes Andrew... the testicle with legs.
Cabbie: Let's get this thing movin'! What the hell is your problem? Dr. Buddy Rydell: Shut your pie hole, we're working here!
Dave Buznik: Hi Nancy. Nancy: What are you doing in the ladies room Dave? Dave Buznik: I heard you have cleaner seats than we do, so I wanted to see for myself. Nancy: Not after I'm through with them.
Linda: How 'bout a kiss? Dr. Buddy Rydell: I'd love a kiss. Dave Buznik: I think she's talkin' to me. And, uh, I think I can handle it.
