Nick Naylor: My point is that you have to think for yourself. If your parents told you that chocolate was dangerous would you take their word for it? Nick Naylor: Exactly! So perhaps instead of acting like sheep when it comes to cigarettes you should find out for yourself.
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Nick Naylor: My job requires a certain... moral flexibility.
Nick Naylor: That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.
Nick Naylor: These days, when someone smokes in the movies, they're either a psychopath... or a European.
Dennis Miller: Now we'll take a break. I need to fire a call screener.
Jack: As you can see, Jeff just loves... Asian shit.
Lorne Lutch: I didn't even smoke Marlboros. I smoked Kools.
You guys go on ahead, this might take a while.
Joey Naylor: Please don't ruin my childhood.
Nick Naylor: The man's a genius; he could disprove gravity.
Nick Naylor: The message Hollywood needs to send out is 'Smoking Is Cool!'
Jack: That sand's not gonna rake itself, Hiroshi.
Jill Naylor: Nick's own son Joey Naylor seems to being groomed as he joins his father on the majority of his business trips.
Nick Naylor: My job requires a certain... moral flexibility.
Dennis Miller: Now we'll take a break. I need to fire a call screener.
Jack: As you can see, Jeff just loves... Asian shit.
Lorne Lutch: I didn't even smoke Marlboros. I smoked Kools.
Joey Naylor: Please don't ruin my childhood.
Nick Naylor: The man's a genius; he could disprove gravity.
Nick Naylor: My job requires a certain... moral flexibility.
Nick Naylor: That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.
Nick Naylor: These days, when someone smokes in the movies, they're either a psychopath... or a European.
Dennis Miller: Now we'll take a break. I need to fire a call screener.
Lorne Lutch: I didn't even smoke Marlboros. I smoked Kools.
Bobby Jay Bliss: You guys go on ahead, this might take a while.
Joey Naylor: Please don't ruin my childhood.
Nick Naylor: The man's a genius; he could disprove gravity.
Joey Naylor: ... so what happens when you're wrong? Nick Naylor: Whoa, Joey I'm never wrong. Joey Naylor: But you can't always be right... Nick Naylor: Well, if it's your job to be right, then you're never wrong. Joey Naylor: But what if you are wrong? Nick Naylor: OK, let's say that you're defending chocolate, and I'm defending vanilla. Now if I were to say to you: 'Vanilla is the best flavour ice-cream', you'd say... Joey Naylor: No, chocolate is. Nick Naylor: Exactly, but you can't win that argument... so, I'll ask you: so you think chocolate is the end all and the all of ice-cream, do you? Joey Naylor: It's the best ice-cream, I wouldn't order any other. Nick Naylor: Oh! So it's all chocolate for you is it? Joey Naylor: Yes, chocolate is all I need. Nick Naylor: Well, I need more than chocolate, and for that matter I need more than vanilla. I believe that we need freedom. And choice when it comes to our ice-cream, and that Joey Naylor, that is the definition of liberty. Joey Naylor: But that's not what we're talking about Nick Naylor: Ah! But that's what I'm talking about. Joey Naylor: ...but you didn't prove that vanilla was the best... Nick Naylor: I didn't have to. I proved that you're wrong, and if you're wrong I'm right. Joey Naylor: But you still didn't convince me Nick Naylor: It's that I'm not after you. I'm after them.
Kid #3: My Mommy says smoking kills. Nick Naylor: Oh, is your Mommy a doctor? Kid #3: No. Nick Naylor: A scientific researcher of some kind? Kid #3: No. Nick Naylor: Well, then she's hardly a credible expert, is she?
Jeff Megall: Sony has a futuristic sci-fi movie they're looking to make. Nick Naylor: Cigarettes in space? Jeff Megall: It's the final frontier, Nick. Nick Naylor: But wouldn't they blow up in an all oxygen environment? Jeff Megall: Probably. But it's an easy fix. One line of dialogue. 'Thank God we invented the... you know, whatever device.'
Nick Naylor: My point is that you have to think for yourself. If your parents told you that chocolate was dangerous would you take their word for it? Nick Naylor: Exactly! So perhaps instead of acting like sheep when it comes to cigarettes you should find out for yourself.
Senator Dupree: Mr. Naylor, there's no need for theatrics. Nick Naylor: I'm sorry. I just don't see the point in a warning label for something people already know. Senator Dupree: The warning symbol is a reminder, a reminder of the dangers of smoking cigarettes. Nick Naylor: Well, if we want to remind people of danger why don't we slap a skull and crossbones on all Boeing airplanes, Senator Lothridge. And all Fords, Senator Dupree. Senator Ortolan Finistirre: That is ridiculous. The death toll from airline and automobile accidents doesn't even skim the surface cigarettes. They don't even compare. Nick Naylor: Oh, this from a Senator who calls Vermont home. Senator Ortolan Finistirre: I don't follow you, Mr. Naylor. Nick Naylor: Well, the real demonstrated #1 killer in America is cholesterol. And here comes Senator Finistirre whose fine state is, I regret to say, clogging the nation's arteries with Vermont Cheddar Cheese. If we want to talk numbers, how about the millions of people dying of heart attacks? Perhaps Vermont Cheddar should come with a skull and crossbones. Senator Ortolan Finistirre: That is lu - . The great state of Vermont will not apologize for its cheese! Senator Lothridge: Mr. Naylor, we are here to discuss cigarettes - not planes, not cars - cigarettes. Now as we discussed earlier these warning labels are not for those who know but rather for those who don't know. What about the children? Nick Naylor: Gentlemen, it's called education. It doesn't come off the side of a cigarette carton. it comes from our teachers, and more importantly our parents. It is the job of every parent to warn their children of all the dangers of the world, including cigarettes, so that one day when they get older they can choose for themselves. I look at my son who was kind enough to come with me today, and I can't help but think that I am responsible for his growth and his development. And I'm proud of that. Senator Ortolan Finistirre: Well, having said that, would you condone him smoking? Nick Naylor: Well, of course not. He's not 18. That would be illegal. Senator Ortolan Finistirre: Yes, I've heard you deliver that line on 20/20, but enough dancing. What are you going to do when he turns 18? C'mon, Mr. Naylor. On his 18th birthday will you share a cigarette with him? Will you spend a lovely afternoon - like one of your ludicrous cigarette advertisements? You seem to have to have a lot to say about how we should raise our children. What of your own? What are you going to do when he turns 18? Nick Naylor: If he really wants a cigarette. I'll buy him his first pack.
Nick Naylor: Gentlemen, practise these words in front of the mirror: Although we are constantly exploring the subject, currently there is no direct evidence that links cellphone usage to brain cancer. Nick Naylor: Michael Jordan plays ball. Charles Manson kills people. I talk. Everyone has a talent.
Nick Naylor: Right there, looking into Joey's eyes, it all came back in a rush. Why I do what I do. Defending the defenseless, protecting the disenfranchised corporations that have been abandoned by their very own consumers: the logger, the sweatshop foreman, the oil driller, the land mine developer, the baby seal poacher... Polly Bailey: Baby seal poacher? Bobby Jay Bliss: Even *I* think that's kind of cruel.
Joey Naylor: Dad, why is the American government the best government? Nick Naylor: Because of our endless appeals system.
Lorne Lutch: You look like a nice enough fella. What are you doing working for these assholes? Nick Naylor: I'm good at it. Better at doing this than I ever was at doing anything else. Lorne Lutch: Aw, hell, son. I was good at shooting VC. I didn't make it my career.
Joey Naylor: Dad, why is American government the best government? Nick Naylor: Because of our endless appeal system.
Heather Holloway: Heather Holloway. Nick Naylor: Nick Naylor. Big Tobacco. Heather Holloway: Is this kosher? Nick Naylor: Only if I can call you Heather. Heather Holloway: By all means. So, Mr. Naylor... Nick Naylor: Nick. Heather Holloway: Nick. Let's start with... Nick Naylor: '82 Margaux. Heather Holloway: Okay. Is it good? Nick Naylor: "Good"? It'll make you believe in God.
Nurse: You woke up? Nick Naylor: Perhaps a bad choice of inflection.
Jack: Alright come here, this is my favourite part. That one right there... Jack: It's 7000 dollars. Nick Naylor: 7000 for a fish? Jack: Yep, kinda makes you wanna stop eating sushi, but I guess you kinda have to. Jack: See that big white one right there? Jack: Swear to you, 12000, gift from Oprah.
Jeff Megall: Brad Pitt Catherine Zeta-Jones they've just finished ravishing each other's body for the first time they lie naked suspended in air underneath the heavens Pitt lights up and starts blowing smoke rings around her naked flawless body as the galaxies go whizzing by other the glass dome ceiling, now tell me that doesn't work for you? Nick Naylor: I'd see that movie Jeff Megall: I'd buy the god damn DVD if the Academy didn't send them to for free, you guys ought to think about designing a cigarette to be released simultaneous with the movie Nick Naylor: Sector Sixes Jeff Megall: No one's ever done it with a cigarette
Jeff Megall: For Pitt smoking is ten million for the pair it's twenty five Nick Naylor: Twenty five? Usually when I buy two of something I get a discount, what's the extra five for? Jeff Megall: Synergy, these are not stupid people, they got it right away, Pitt Zeta-Jones lighting up after cosmic fucking in the bubble suite is going to sell a lot of cigarettes Nick Naylor: For that kind of money my people will expect some very serious smoking, can Brad blow smoke rings? Jeff Megall: I don't have that information Nick Naylor: For twenty five million we want smoke rings
