Dirt: You look like a bunch of Monkeys trying fuck a football!
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Dirt: Hey! I don't wanna see any a you Italians drinking from my water bottle! Damned wops!
Johnny Trinno: It's unfair, it's like pitching to a healthy Lou Gehrig.
Dirt: You look like a bunch of Monkeys trying fuck a football!
Artie DeVanzo: You know, Dave, you might be a lefty.
Artie DeVanzo: Hey, are we done here? 'Cause I'm losing my buzz.
Dirt: You're a fat fucking disgrace!
Artie DeVanzo: If you put a construction hat on that order, it could be one of the village people.
Dirt: Hey! I don't want any of you Italians drinking out of my water bottle! Damn wops!
Johnny Trinno: It's unfair, it's like pitching to a healthy Lou Gehrig.
Dirt: You're a fat fucking disgrace!
Dirt: Jesus Christ, you're like a bunch of Monkeys trying to screw a football!
Artie DeVanzo: You know, Dave, you might be a lefty.
Artie DeVanzo: Hey, are we done here? 'Cause I'm losing my buzz.
Artie DeVanzo: If you put a construction hat on that order, it could be one of the village people.
Dirt: Try not to spread your legs like a $2 hooker.
Gina: Okay, you know what? I'm not being a bitch here. You're missing Marie's recital tonight, and I said we could wait 'til after the softball season to go on our honeymoon. I even let you pick your scumbag friend Artie as best man! Maz: Sweetheart, listen, huh? It's the first game of the season. I just don't wanna be late, alright? I'm with you on the cakes, I'll look at 'em later. Gina: You know, I was gonna surprise you by making your little plastic man on the cake a Derek Jeter action figure. But now? No. I'm making you one of those Puerto Ricans from the fucking Mets! Maz: Don't even joke like that, Gina!
Maz: I'll have an egg-white omelet made with very little oil, dry wheat toast, and grapefruit juice. Johnny Trinno: Oh my god, that's the gayest order I've ever heard. Artie DeVanzo: You know, in Massachusetts, that order could legally marry a dude. Maz: Alright, here it comes. Johnny Trinno: You know, just placing an order like that would get you kicked out of the army. Artie DeVanzo: You know, if you put a construction helmet on that order, it could join the Village People. Rhonda: Would you guys knock it off so I can do my job? Maz: Thank you. Rhonda: Alright, Maz, that's an egg-white omelet, dry wheat toast, grapefruit juice. Maz: That's right. Rhonda: Do you want a side order of cock with that?
Artie DeVanzo: Ohh! Alright, listen up. Anybody who doesn't do a pregame shot with me right now is a fucking pussy. Dennis Mangenelli: Jerk off! Artie DeVanzo: Hey, did this jerk off just call me a jerk off?
Maz: If you're gonna ask her, you gotta be prepared to answer the question yourself. So, what's your number? Artie DeVanzo: Let's see. I used to be better at keeping track of this. Uh, seventy-three. Maz: Not counting whores. Artie DeVanzo: Six. Artie DeVanzo: You're right, I'll drop the whole thing.
Linda Salvo: I'm so embarrassed right now. Artie DeVanzo: You're embarrassed? I just got cock-blocked by my mom!
Alfonse: Check it out, my new italiano mit. Maz: That's cool, Alfonse. Johnny Trinno: How much of a guido could you possibly be?
Dirt: Don't eyeball me tough guy! When I was in the joint, I fucked guys bigger than you! Artie DeVanzo: What the hell are we waiting for-hey did Dirt just say he use to fuck guys?
Linda Salvo: Be honest with me, Artie. The only reason you like me is because I fuck you. Artie DeVanzo: Not at all... I mean it's awesome.
Maz: He's Gina's cousin, he's going to be there, and don't start any trouble. Artie DeVanzo: Hey, I'm not one to start trouble. Johnny Trinno: Oh my God you fat fuckin' liar.
Maz: Alright, Dirt. Just throw it in there, baby. Come on! Artie DeVanzo: Whatta you say now Dirt, you character.
Dennis Mangenelli: Hey, DaVanzo Artie DeVanzo: If you're gonna ask if you can suck my left nut, the answer's maybe.
Linda Salvo: Alright listen, if you're really quick I'll give you a blowjob, but you gotta be quick! Artie DeVanzo: Kidding me? I hear ya. When blowjobs go on too long it's like you chicks forget guys' dicks get tired. Linda Salvo: Stop with the jokes, I gotta be up for work early tomorrow so concentrate, okay? Artie DeVanzo: I'll be Hugh fucking Downs. Linda Salvo: Who the fuck is that? Artie DeVanzo: He was the host of Concentration just blow me. Artie's Mom: I made tiramisu, you kids wants some? Artie DeVanzo: No mom, go back inside! Artie's Mom: It's in the fridge, you change your mind. Artie DeVanzo: *Back inside*! Linda Salvo: I'm so embarrassed right now. Artie DeVanzo: You're embarrassed I just got cock blocked by my mom!
Dirt: Hey, good effort. Way to go, way to go. Maz: Damn. Dirt: You assholes know I'm being sarcastic, right?
