Alex: My grandfather informs me that is not possible.
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Alex: My grandfather informs me that is not possible.
Alex: My legal name is Alexander Perchov, but all of my friends dub me Alex, because this is much more flaccid to utter.
Alex: Many girls want to be carnal with me... because I'm such a premium dancer!
Alexander Perchov, Father: Papa, I already have one son walking around Odessa looking like a lunatic. I don't need another.
Grandfather: Grandfather: Get in the car. The bitch and the Jew will share the backseat.
Grandfather: Grandfather: Perhaps you would like me to stop the car and you two can fuck yourselves to Lutsk!
Alex: You were proximal with your grandfather, yes?
Jonathan: I don't know, why does anybody do anything? It's just... something to do.
Alex: My grandfather informs me that is not possible.
Alex: Many girls want to be carnal with me... because I'm such a premium dancer!
Alexander Perchov, Father: Papa, I already have one son walking around Odessa looking like a lunatic. I don't need another.
Alex: You were proximal with your grandfather, yes?
Alex: My legal name is Alexander Perchov, but all of my friends dub me Alex, because this is much more flaccid to utter.
Jonathan: I don't know, why does anybody do anything? It's just... something to do.
Jonathan: I'm a vegetarian. Alex: You're a what? Jonathan: I don't eat meat. Alex: How can you not eat meat? Jonathan: I just don't. Alex: He says he does not eat meat. Grandfather: What? Alex: No meat? Jonathan: No meat. Alex: Steak? Jonathan: No... Alex: Chickens! Jonathan: No... Alex: And what about the sausage? Jonathan: No, no sausage, no meat! Alex: He says he does not eat any meat. Grandfather: Not even sausage? Alex: I know! Grandfather: What is wrong with him? Alex: What is wrong with you? Jonathan: Nothing, I just don't eat meat!
Jonathan: I'm distressed by dogs. Alex: He is afraid of dogs. Grandfather: Bullshit. No one is afraid of dogs.
Lista: In case someone should come searching one day. Alex: So they would have something to find. Lista: No, it does not exist for you. You exist for it. You have come because it exists.
Alex: How much currency would a first-rate accountant receive in America? Jonathan: I don't know, a lot, probably, if he or she is good. Alex: She? Jonathan: Or he. Alex: Are there Negro accountants? Jonathan: Yes, there are *African American* accountants, but you don't want to use that word. Alex: And homosexual accountants? Jonathan: There are homosexual *everythings*. There are homosexual garbage men. Alex: And how much currency would a Negro homosexual accountant receive? Jonathan: You really shouldn't use that word. Alex: Which word? Jonathan: The N-word. It's not *the* N-word, but... Alex: Negro? Jonathan: Yeah, that one. Alex: But I dig them all the way. They are premium people.
Alex: This is my miniature brother, Igor. I am tutoring him to be a man of this world. For an example, I exhibited him a smutty magazine three days yore. Igor: Why is it dubbed sixty-nine? Alex: I explain it to him that this is because it was invented in the year 1969. I know this because my friend Grisha knows a friend of the nephew of the inventor. Igor: What did people do before 1969? Alex: He is a genius, my miniature brother. He will be made a VIP if I have a thing to do with it.
Alexander Perchov, Father: Papa, I need you to drive them. Grandfather: Go to hell! I'm not driving anyone. Alexander Perchov, Father: Papa, they are paying $1,200 American. Grandfather: I don't care. I'm retired. No more dead Jews.
Grandfather: Grandfather: Get in the car. The bitch and the Jew will share the backseat.
Grandfather: Grandfather: Perhaps you would like me to stop the car and you two can fuck yourselves to Lutsk!
