Paul: That's your happiness and my hap-penis.
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Paul: That's your happiness and my hap-penis.
Paul: You know in 15 years, you're going to be playing soccer with your tits. What do you think of that?
Jeanne: Olympia is the personification of domestic virtue: faithful, economic and racist.
Paul: I could dance forever! Oh, my hemorrhoid.
Paul: Beauty of mine, sit before me. Let me peruse you and remember you... always like this.
Jeanne: It's better not knowing anything.
Paul: Listen, that's not a subway strap, that's me cock!
Paul: I'll show you this family's secrets!
Paul: I'll save the asshole for you.
Paul: I'm going to get yoooooooou! Bimboooooo!
Paul: How do you like your hero? Over easy or sunny side up?
Paul: Paul: You look ridiculous in that make-up. Like the caricature of a whore...
Paul: Get the fuck out of here! FAGGOT!
Olympia: Dogs are worth more than people. Much more.
Paul: That's your happiness and my hap-penis.
Paul: You know in 15 years, you're going to be playing soccer with your tits. What do you think of that?
Jeanne: Olympia is the personification of domestic virtue: faithful, economic and racist.
Paul: Fucking GOD!
Jeanne: I don't know his name...
Paul: I could dance forever! Oh, my hemorrhoid.
Paul: Beauty of mine, sit before me. Let me peruse you and remember you... always like this.
Jeanne: It's better not knowing anything.
Paul: Listen, that's not a subway strap, that's me cock!
Paul: I'll show you this family's secrets!
Paul: I'll save the asshole for you.
Paul: I'm going to get yoooooooou! Bimboooooo!
Paul: How do you like your hero? Over easy or sunny side up?
Paul: Get the fuck out of here! FAGGOT!
Olympia: Dogs are worth more than people. Much more.
Tom - un cinéaste, le fiancé de Jeanne: We're in a film. We're in a film. If I kiss you - it might be cinema. If I stroke your hair - it might be cinema.
La concierge: If you want to go up alone, go on. I'm afraid of spiders. The key is missing. Strange things happen.
Jeanne: Tonight we improvise. You follow.
Paul: My mother taught me to love nature. And - I guess that was the most she could do.
Jeanne: What's this for? Paul: That's your happiness and my - my ha-penis. Jeanne: Peanuts? Paul: Schlong. Wienerwurst. Cazzo. Bitte. Prick! Joint!
Jeanne: You know, you're old! And you're getting fat. Paul: Fat, is it? How unkind. Jeanne: Half of your hair is out and the other half is - almost white. Paul: You know, in ten years, you're going to be playing soccer with your tits. What do you think of that?
Jeanne: You want to know what - why you don't want to know anything about me? Because you hate woman. Paul: Oh, really? Jeanne: What have they ever done to you? Paul: Well, either they always pretend to know who I am or they pretend I don't know who they are and that's very boring.
Jeanne: What am I doing in this apartment with you? Love? Paul: Well, let's say we're just taking a flying - a flying fuck at a rolling donut.
Jeanne: Let's drink a toast to our life in the hotel. Paul: No fuck all that! Hey listen! Let's drink a toast to our life in the country. Jeanne: You're a nature lover? You didn't tell me that. Paul: Oh, for christ sake... I'm nature boy. Can't you see me with the cows and the chickenshit all over me? Huh? Jeanne: Oh, that's right. To the cows! Paul: Cow. Jeanne: I will be your cow too. Paul: I get to milk you twice a day. How about that?
Jeanne: Now, let's - let's just look at each other. Jeanne: It's beautiful without knowing anything.
Paul: What about that? Can I open that? Huh? Wait a minute. Maybe there's jewels in it. Maybe there's gold. Paul: Are you afraid? Jeanne: No. Paul: No? You're always afraid. Jeanne: No, but, maybe there is some family secrets inside. Paul: Family secrets? Paul: I'll tell you about family secrets. Jeanne: What are you doing? Paul: I'm gonna tell you about the family. That holy institution - meant to breed virtue in savages.
Marcel: This is my secret. 30 times every morning. Paul: Really, Marcello, I really don't know what she saw in you.
Tom - un cinéaste, le fiancé de Jeanne: How did you find it? Jeanne: By chance. Tom - un cinéaste, le fiancé de Jeanne: We'll change everything. Jeanne: Everything! We'll turn chance into destiny.
Jeanne: Why don't you go back in America? Paul: I don't know, bad memories, I guess.
Paul: I want you to cut the fingernails on your right hand, these two. That's it. I want you to put your fingers up my ass. Jeanne: What? Paul: Put your fingers up my ass, are you deaf? Go on. I'm gonna get a pig. And I'm gonna have the pig fuck you. And I want the pig to vomit in your face. Then I want you to swallow the vomit. Are you gonna do that for me? Jeanne: Yeah. Paul: Huh? Jeanne: Yeah! Paul: I want the pig to die while you're fucking him. And then you have to go behind it. I want you to smell the dying farts of the pig. Are you gonna do all of that for me? Jeanne: Yes and more than that! And worse! And worse than before!
Jeanne: Have you been in college? Paul: Oh, yeah. Yeah. I went to the University of Congo. Studied whale-fucking.
Paul: Give me the soap. Listen, you dumb dodo. All the mysteries that you're ever gonna know in life are right here.
President of Tango Jury: The jury has chosen the following 10 best couples: number 3! 7! 8, 9, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, and 19! And now, ladies and gentlemen, good luck for the last tango!
Paul: You know, the tango is a rite. Do you understand "rite?" And you must watch the legs of the dancers.
Jeanne: What's going on? Do you know them? Tom - un cinéaste, le fiancé de Jeanne: It's a long story. In short, "Portrait of a Girl." It's been accepted for television! And the girl is you. It's you!
Jeanne: Maybe - maybe we can come without touching. Paul: Come without touching? Okay. Are you concentrating? Did you come yet? Jeanne: No. It's difficult! Paul: I didn't either yet. You're not trying hard enough.
Paul: Right here is the beautiful Miss Blowjob 1933. She still makes a few points when she takes her teeth out.
