Velma Kelly: No I'm no one's wife, but oh, I love my life and all that jazz.
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Velma Kelly: No I'm no one's wife, but oh, I love my life and all that jazz.
Roxie: You want some advice, well here's a piece of advice from me to you, lay off the caramels.
Billy Flynn: This trial... the whole world... it's all... show business.
Bandleader: Mr. Billy Flynn and the press conference rag. Notice how his mouth never moves... almost.
Roxie: And then I started foolin' around... and then I started screwin' around, which is foolin' around without dinner.
Billy Flynn: This is Chicago, kid. You can't beat fresh blood on the walls.
Billy Flynn: You're a free woman, Roxie Hart. And God save Illinois.
Matron Mama Morton: Don't you know that this hand washes that one, too? When you're good to Mama, Mama's good to you.
Billy Flynn: Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous, row after row will grow vociferous.
Matron Mama Morton: Let's all stroke together, like the Princeton crew. When you're strokin' Mama, MAMA'S STROKIN' YOU!
Billy Flynn: You're a phony celebrity and in two weeks no one's going to give a shit about you... that's Chicago.
Bandleader: Miss Velma Kelly in an act... of desperation
Velma Kelly: She'd say, "What's your sister like?" I'd say, "Men."
Billy Flynn: My client feels that it was a combination of liquor and jazz that led to the downfall.
Roxie: In the Bed Department, Amos was... zero. I mean, he made love to me like he was fixing a carburetor or something.
Matron Mama Morton: If you want my gravy, pepper my ragout - Spice it up for Mama, she'll get hot for you.
Velma Kelly: First she steals my publicity. Then she steals my lawyer, my trial date. And now she steals my goddamn garter.
Roxie: You can like the life you're living, you can live the life you like. You can even marry Harry, but mess around with Ike.
Roxie: If they string me up, well, I'll know who brought the twine. That scummy, crummy, dummy hubby of mine.
Amos Hart: Hope I didn't take up too much of your time.
Billy Flynn: Razzle dazzle them and they'll never catch wise.
Billy Flynn: Tell the audience, the jury, what happened next.
Velma Kelly: You wanted advice? Well here it is... straight from me to you... keep your paws off my underwear.
Matron Mama Morton: In this town, murder's a form of entertainment.
Bandleader: And now, ladies and gentlemen, a tap dance.
Ms. Sunshine: As you know my paper is dry. Do you have any advice for girls who choose to avoid a life of jazz, and drink?
Nickie: Ever have Morton before? Oh... she's fine. As long as you keep her happy.
Matron Mama Morton: They say that life is tit for tat, and that's the way I live... so I deserve a lotta tat for what I've got to give.
Roxie: And who incase she doesn't hang, can say she started with a bang... Roxie Hart
Roxie: Don't you wanna take my picture?
Roxie: With just one more brain what a half-wit he'd be...
Roxie: He ain't no sheik, that's no great physique, and lord knows he ain't got the smarts.
Roxie: ...And Sophie Tucker will shit I know, to see her name get billed below... Roxie Hart.
Roxie: Who says that murder's not an art?
Matron Mama Morton: Sometimes you get a little success, and it's good riddance to who put you there.
Roxie: I bet you want to know why I shot the bastard...
Velma Kelly: Now you see me goin' through it. You may think there's nothin' to it. But I simply cannot do it alone.
Roxie: And then he shot off his trap... man I can't stand that sap. Look at him go. Rattin on me.
Velma Kelly: No I'm no one's wife, but oh, I love my life and all that jazz.
Roxie: You want some advice, well here's a piece of advice from me to you, lay off the caramels.
Billy Flynn: This trial... the whole world... it's all... show business.
Bandleader: Mr. Billy Flynn and the press conference rag. Notice how his mouth never moves... almost.
Roxie: And then I started foolin' around... and then I started screwin' around, which is foolin' around without dinner.
Billy Flynn: This is Chicago, kid. You can't beat fresh blood on the walls.
Billy Flynn: You're a free woman, Roxie Hart. And God save Illinois.
Matron Mama Morton: Don't you know that this hand washes that one, too? When you're good to Mama, Mama's good to you.
Billy Flynn: Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous, row after row will grow vociferous.
Matron Mama Morton: Let's all stroke together, like the Princeton crew. When you're strokin' Mama, MAMA'S STROKIN' YOU!
Billy Flynn: You're a phony celebrity and in two weeks no one's going to give a shit about you... that's Chicago.
Bandleader: Miss Velma Kelly in an act... of desperation
Velma Kelly: She'd say, "What's your sister like?" I'd say, "Men."
Billy Flynn: My client feels that it was a combination of liquor and jazz that led to the downfall.
Roxie: In the Bed Department, Amos was... zero. I mean, he made love to me like he was fixing a carburetor or something.
Roxie: Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. Matron Mama Morton: You're talking to the wrong people.
Roxie: It'll never work. Velma Kelly: Why not? Roxie: Because I hate you. Velma Kelly: There's only one business where that's no problem at all.
Roxie: You're, THE Velma Kelly. I was there the night you got arrested. Velma Kelly: Yeah? You and half of Chicago.
Reporter: Would you like to give us a word or two? Kitty Baxter: I'll give you three- GO TO HELL.
Billy Flynn: Objection! Judge: Sustained. Assistant District Attorney Martin Harrison: Your Honor, I haven't even asked a question yet.
Velma Kelly: You wanted my advice, right? Well here it is. Don't forget Billy Flynn's number one client is... Billy Flynn. Roxie: What's that supposed to mean? Velma Kelly: It means, don't let him hog the spot-light when you're the one they paid to see.
Velma Kelly: You know you're really pretty good. Roxie: Yeah, that and a dime. What are you doing here? Velma Kelly: I heard you been, uh, making the rounds. Roxie: Yeah, well, if it was up to you I'd be swinging by now. Velma Kelly: Come on, I always knew Billy'd get you off. You should learn how to put things behind you. Roxie: Oh, thank you. I'll put that at the top of my list. Right after finding a job and an apartment with a john.
Billy Flynn: Miss Kelly, did you make a deal with Assistant D.A. Harrison to drop all charges against you in exchange for your testimony? Velma Kelly: Why, sure. I'm not a complete idiot.
Roxie: He was trying to burgle me. Assistant District Attorney Martin Harrison: From what I hear, he's been burgling you three times a week for the past month.
Roxie: They LOVE me. Billy Flynn: They'd love you a lot more if you were hanged. You know why? Because it would sell more papers!
Matron Mama Morton: If you want my gravy, pepper my ragout - Spice it up for Mama, she'll get hot for you.
Velma Kelly: First she steals my publicity. Then she steals my lawyer, my trial date. And now she steals my goddamn garter.
