Diane: There's one thing every little kid knows. Daddies mean fun; mommies mean business.
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Diane: There's one thing every little kid knows. Daddies mean fun; mommies mean business.
Wayne: Oh, my god. Honey, I shrunk the kids.
Wayne: We're his parents, we'll handle this. Diane, how do we handle this?
Wayne: Found them. I think we'd better give them a while though.
Mandy: There is no way I'm changing those diapers.
Marshall Brooks: Hey, big fella. Is this what you were looking for?
Diane: Honey, we don't say the n-word around 2-year-olds!
Diane: There's one thing every little kid knows. Daddies mean fun; mommies mean business.
Wayne: Oh, my god. Honey, I shrunk the kids.
Wayne: We're his parents, we'll handle this. Diane, how do we handle this?
Wayne: Found them. I think we'd better give them a while though.
Mandy: There is no way I'm changing those diapers.
Diane: Honey, we don't say the n-word around 2-year-olds!
Wayne: Found them. I think we'd better give them a while though.
Mandy: There is no way I'm changing those diapers.
Marshall Brooks: Hey, big fella. Is this what you were looking for?
Diane: Honey, we don't say the n-word around 2-year-olds!
Wayne: You think I'm just some guy from Fresno who tinkered with crack pot ideas in his attic? Well let me tell you something, this country was built on the shoulders of people who tinkered with crack pot ideas in their attics, basements and backyards. Alexander Graham Bell worked in a two room flat! Clifford Sterling: Young man, don't presume to stand there and lecture me about great minds and great inventors. In all my years I've never worked with anyone who is a fool and I don't intend to start now. So, Charles, you're fired. Dr. Charles Hendrickson: What? Clifford Sterling: You're fired! So, Szalinski, what is your plan to get your kid back to normal by bed time?
Dr. Charles Hendrickson: Well, Szalinski, you pulled it off. Who would have thought? Diane: Dr. Hendrickson, that looked like some sort of rifle that you were shooting at my baby. Dr. Charles Hendrickson: They were tranquilizer cartridges. They wouldn't have hurt him, I assure you. Diane: Oh... Diane: Tranquilizer cartridges. Wayne: Never cross Mommy. Clifford Sterling: We got an emergency here! Dr. Hendrickson needs help. He's overcome with the prospect of having to find a new career.
Nick: Dad, were you ever popular in school? Wayne: You bet. I was president of the astronomy club three years in a row. We were happenin' guys.
Nick: This is your last warning. Nick: Okay, I'll give you one more warning.
Diane: Why are you closing the shutters? Wayne: So one of the neighbors doesn't look in, see a 7 foot baby, and call the National Enquirer. Adam Szalinski: Doorbell! Diane: Who's that? Wayne: One of the neighbors. Diane: So far your plan has been working perfectly.
Marshall Brooks: The next thing I knew, he grabbed it right off the truck. Captain Ed Myerson: What did he do with it? Marshall Brooks: What do you think he did with it?
Wayne: Mr. Sterling, sir, I can return my son back to normal! Clifford Sterling: You can? Dr. Charles Hendrickson: With what, Szalinski? Coca Cola bottles? Perhaps some chewing gum and twine? Diane: Just who do you think you are talking to him like that? Wayne: Diane, let me handle this. Who do you think you are talking to me like that?
Diane: Just who do you think you are talking to him like that? Wayne: Diane, let me handle this. Who do you think you are talking to me like that?
Adam: I fix it! Diane: Don't fix it, Adam, just put down Mommy's coffee table.
Adam: Uh-oh. Adam: I fix it. Nick: I'll fix you, you little punk! Diane: Nick, stop. Diane: Adam, no. Adam: Sorry, mama. Diane: Yes, I should hope so. Now, come on.
Diane: Wayne Szalinski, you unshrink those policemans right now!
