Elder Aaron Davis: Well, I'm already going to hell for kissing you so I may as well take the scenic route.
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Elder Aaron Davis: Well, I'm already going to hell for kissing you so I may as well take the scenic route.
Elder Aaron Davis: Look, whatever you thought, don't. We're colors and whites. We don't mix.
Lila Montagne: I don't believe in coincidence. These days, I believe in miracles.
Sister Gladys Davis: He won your soul for a lousy $50.
Keith Griffin: Do you feel guilty for being so good-looking?
Christian Markelli: Damn girl! Didn't know getting hung up on make me feel so good.
Christian Markelli: I don't like to brag, but I can suck the engine block to the tail pipe of the '58 Chevy.
Traci Levine: I was miserable in New York. At least in LA, you can be miserable while you get a tan.
Lila Montagne: I don't believe in coincidence. These days, I believe in miracles.
Lila Montagne: He's a great tipper.
Elder Aaron Davis: Look, whatever you thought, don't. We're colors and whites. We don't mix.
Sister Gladys Davis: He won your soul for a lousy $50.
Keith Griffin: Do you feel guilty for being so good-looking?
Christian Markelli: Damn girl! Didn't know getting hung up on make me feel so good.
Christian Markelli: I don't like to brag, but I can suck the engine block to the tail pipe of the '58 Chevy.
Traci Levine: I was miserable in New York. At least in LA, you can be miserable while you get a tan.
Elder Aaron Davis: Well, I'm already going to hell for kissing you so I may as well take the scenic route.
Elder Farron Davis: In the light of your abnormal and abominable state and your refusal to see that you've been duped into a hogwash alternative lifestyle, I wish... I wish my shame was enough for both of us, not to mention the shame you've brought to this church, our family, our ancestors... Elder Aaron Davis: Wait a minute, our ancestors? Dad, your grandfather had half a dozen wives. Same goes for every single person in this room. I... I'd say we were were the original definition of 'alternative lifestyle.' Elder Farron Davis: Are you calling us hypocrites? Elder Aaron Davis: No, we've gone way beyond hypocrisy, Dad, now we're just being mean.
Christian Markelli: It might be nice to stop equating sex with a handshake and it might be nice to have it mean something. Julie: Listen to you, you are turning into a chick! Christian Markelli: Shut up! Julie: You are! Wait Christian wait, seriously you dropped something! Christian Markelli: What? Julie: Your balls! Must have fallen over under somewhere. Christian Markelli: This is me not talking to you.
Keith Griffin: Where are you going with my goddamn flowers? Christian Markelli: But they are... Keith Griffin: We don't throw anything out that's not completely dead. Deal? Christian Markelli: Deal. Keith Griffin: And another thing, you got to quit coming over here and moping around. You're fucking depressing me. Christian Markelli: I'm depressing you? Keith Griffin: That's what I'm sayin'. If we've reached the point where you're dragging my day, oh, then... we got a problem. Seriously, you gotta do somethin'. Somethin' to make a move, just... find a way to get past this. Christian Markelli: Are you being the oracle guy now? Keith Griffin: No. I'm... just bein' your friend.
Elder Aaron Davis: What if it's not something I've done? What if it's who I am? Sister Gladys Davis: Don't say that! Don't you ever even think that!
Julie: What, you would have sex to help your career? Andrew: Honey, I'd blown a guy just to get him out of my apartment. Sex for my career would be noble.
Traci Levine: Thank God she's leaving! Andrew: Can you believe Entertainment Weekly called her "the new sweetheart of American cinema?" Traci Levine: That cunt? She made Julie take my table because she thought I hadn't bathed recently - like she should talk. Did you see her eat? Andrew: Yeah. Did you check out her legs? Now I know why they call 'em calves. Christian Markelli: I bet after sex, she smokes a ham. Lila Montagne: Darling, give me a glass of Cuvée. I do hope we're not speaking disparagingly about our clientele. Gossip is so ignoble, especially regarding those less fortunate. Traci Levine: Less fortunate, that bitch? Andrew: You know somethin', tell! Lila Montagne: No, I would never... tell tales such as... with the frequency she does it, the poor child must think that binging and purging are aerobic exercise. Christian Markelli: She hardly looks bulimic! Lila Montagne: Yes, if I were a different sort, I'd suggest a little more of the purging and a little less of the binging.
Keith Griffin: It's back. Christian Markelli: Yeah, this must be your lucky fuckin' day. Keith Griffin: Or maybe I'm just not suffering enough yet. I didn't expect to see you again. Christian Markelli: Oh, come on now. You don't think you going all 'Miss Cleo the Psychic' on my ass is gonna scare me off that easy - now do you? Keith Griffin: Maybe it's just dementia setting in. Sometimes I read people and I... I think I'm the oracle of Delphi. Christian Markelli: Well, sometimes I growl at people. Doesn't make me Eartha Kitt. I'm just goin' to put this right about here. Keith Griffin: It doesn't matter, I'm still not hungry. Christian Markelli: I don't remember asking you if you were. I just deliver this stuff, remember? But my friend Andrew made this, and he doesn't even cook for his boyfriends. So the least you could do is tryin' to be polite, and eat it. Keith Griffin: I don't have to pretend to be polite. I think I've... I think I've earned that right. Christian Markelli: Oh yes, that's right; you're dying, you're bitter, blah, blah, blah... Fortunately I'm shallow so I'm impervious to that. Now eat it. Keith Griffin: Impervious? Bet you don't know how to spell that. Christian Markelli: Sure I do. It's spelled 'Bite me.'
Andrew: He wanna throw himself out the window. Christian Markelli: What? Traci Levine: So... you live on the first floor. Andrew: Yes, but it's hell on my azaleas.
