The Ghost of Britney Spears: Yes Aidan, it's me, Brittney Spears. Be strong Aidan I'm coming to save you.
出自電影《我的老闆不是人》 的經典對白。
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The Ghost of Britney Spears: Yes Aidan, it's me, Brittney Spears. Be strong Aidan I'm coming to save you.
Brandon: Number one rule is do whatever the fuck I say the second I say it.
Lucy: I'm going to rat you out, you manslaughterer. You're going to die alone. In jail. You pussy.
The Ghost of Britney Spears: Yes Aidan, it's me, Brittney Spears. Be strong Aidan I'm coming to save you.
Brandon: Number one rule is do whatever the fuck I say the second I say it.
Lucy: I'm going to rat you out, you manslaughterer. You're going to die alone. In jail. You pussy.
Jess: What we need to do is use these two poles as a railroad so we can roll the ball thingy up unto the thing.
Lucy: Now is the time, okay? You just need to nut up and put that pussy into it. Now, follow my lead.
Lucy: The only way for a muscle to grow is to have something to push against.
Lucy: Guys, come on. We made it. We made it as a team. Teamwork makes the dream work, right?
Jess: Wow. That's either the most pathetic thing I've ever heard of the most tragic.
Lucy: If we're going to eat someone, it's more ethical to eat ourselves.
Jess: It's chewy. It's definitely a chewy - a chewy dish.
Freddie: I'm not saying we should eat Brandon. No. I'm just saying we could eat Brandon.
Lucy: I refuse to be memorialized by shitty poetry. It's embarrassing.
Freddie: We're all just eyelashes on the face of God.
Lucy: I get it. Not everyone has balls big enough to make the hard decisions. That's what leaders do.
Lucy: We need to make this decision as a team, and there's no "I" in team. Derek: Yeah but if you swap the letters around it spells meat.
Billy: You fucked my lunch, so what? Derek: I don't care who fucked him. I'm eatin' him before he turns into a pile of goo.
Freddie: No. We've taken this whole thing far enough don't you think? Lucy: Well, no. Not really. I mean, you've never eaten me while I've given you a rim job? Freddie: I don't even think that's physically possible. Lucy: Well certainly not with that attitude. Freddie: Okay, well, I've made a unilateral decision to stop. Lucy: Well, you can't. Freddie: Well, I have. Lucy: Well, I haven't granted you unilateral decision-making powers.
Derek: Maybe we should try drinking our own piss. Huh? What would happen if we drank our own piss? Billy: We'd still die but the last thing we'd taste would be our own piss.
Gloria: You're looking at me like I'm a turkey at Thanksgiving dinner. Billy: That is a terrible delicious thing to say.
Freddie: Guys! I think she's trying to say something! These might be her last words. Lucy: Rosebud. Freddie: I'm sorry, what? Lucy: It's my nickname - for your dick.
Reporter (Voice): What was the worst moment of your ordeal? Gloria: Well, running out of toilet paper on the first day was pretty rough.
Suzy: I can't do this. I can't do this, Lucy Brandon: You can do this. I know what you're capable of. Lucy: Look, are you a woman who runs with wolves? Are you? Suzy: I think I'm more the woman who runs away from the wolves.
Suzy: I think I'm having a panic attack. Lucy: No, you're not. Suzy: Yes, I am. Lucy: No, you're not. Your panic attack is not authorized.
Lucy: Freddie, Freddie. Come on. You would be lost without me. Everything you know is from me. I taught you how to fuck. Freddie: I didn't learn how to fuck from you. I learned how to fuck from porn.
Freddie: Oh my God. You knew? You all knew? Billy: That Lucy uses you as a human dildo? Yeah.
Jess: They've been going at it all night. Freddie: I didn't realize Suzy and May were a couple. Jess: They're not. At least, they weren't. But I guess the possibility of imminent death makes you super horny.
Freddie: It's not entirely consensual. Okay? Yeah, she's been Weinsteining me. Lucy: Oh my God. I have not Weinsteined you. I have not Weinsteined anyone. Freddie: Okay, Okay. Maybe not the full Weinstein, but you used your power in the workplace to get sexual favors. Lucy: Oh, like I need to do that. We're a pair of consenting adults.
Lucy: Grow up! All relationships are unequal. I mean, men have been fucking their secretaries for decades. Why can't women? Jess: I guess because it's kind of horrible. Lucy: Well, if women can't be as horrible as men, then what's fucking feminism for?
Lucy: This is survival of the fittest. May: Survival of the fittest doesn't mean killing the unfittest.
Billy: Oh, I can't believe you saw my cock. Freddie: Don't worry, we didn't see anything.
Lucy: What's wrong with one of us dying to save the rest of us? May: As long as the one who dies isn't you.
Jess: We all worked really hard to get to where we are. Lucy: Two words: affirmative action. Do you want to be a quota queen? Is that what you want? Because you better start asking yourself, who am I when I'm not black and I'm not a woman? Who am I and what do I have to give? Jess: You know what? It's people like you think you're part of the solution when you're the whole fucking problem.
