Jerry: You five will be... insecure, and you twelve will be... self-absorbed. Counselor Jerry: We really should stop sending so many through that pavilion.
出自電影《靈魂奇遇記》 的經典對白。
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Joe: Life is full of possibilities. You just need to know where to look. Don't miss out on the joys of life.
Terry: I am happy to accept this very special award I requested, but that I absolutely deserve.
Marie Antoinette: Nobody can help you! Nobody!
讓一個人忘記出生的創傷，是宇宙所給出的第一份獻禮。
這裡不能摧毀靈魂，人世間才行。
有些人只是想透過批評別人，來掩飾自己沒有達成夢想。
「火花」是活著的熱情，不是活著的目的。
我為這一天等了一輩子，我以為這一切都會不同，但是好像也沒什麼不一樣。
火花並不是靈魂的目標。你的導師、你的熱情、你的目的、你的人生意義…如此簡單。
生命充滿了無限可能！你必須用心體會。
也許看天空就是我的火花，或是走路這件事，我真的很會走路。
22: He's just criticizing me to cover up the pain of his own failed dreams.
Counselor Jerry: 22, you come out of this dimension right now!
22: Don't worry, they're fine. You can't crush a soul here. That's what life on Earth is for.
Joe: Life is full of possibilities. You just need to know where to look. Don't miss out on the joys of life.
Moonwind: Lost souls are obsessed by something that disconnects them from life.
Mother Teresa: I have compassion for every soul... Except you. I don't like you.
Copernicus: The world doesn't revolve around you, 22!
Carl Jung: Stop talking! My unconscious mind hates you!
Terry: I am happy to accept this very special award I requested, but that I absolutely deserve.
Terry: Oi! Movie's over! Go home!
Muhammed Ali: You are the greatest... pain in the butt!
Female Soul: What happened to my pants?
Joe: I would die a happy man if I get to play with Dorothea Williams.
Counselor Jerry: 22, you come out of this dimension right now!
22: Don't worry, they're fine. You can't crush a soul here. That's what life on Earth is for.
Mother Teresa: I have compassion for every soul... Except you. I don't like you.
Jerry: So what do you think you'll do? How are you gonna spend your life? Joe: I'm not sure. But I do know... I'm going to live every minute of it.
Joe: We never found out what 22's purpose was. Counselor Jerry: Excuse me? Joe: You know, her spark. Her purpose. Was it music? Biology? Walking? Counselor Jerry: We don't assign purposes. Where did you get that idea? Joe: Because I have piano. It's what I was born to do. That's my spark. Counselor Jerry: A spark isn't a soul's purpose. Oh, you mentors and your passions. Your "purposes." Your "meanings of life." So basic.
Jerry: You five will be... insecure, and you twelve will be... self-absorbed. Counselor Jerry: We really should stop sending so many through that pavilion.
Joe: I'll go with you. 22: You know you can't do that. Joe: I know, but I'll go as far as I can.
Counselor Jerry: Here at the You Seminar, all new souls are given unique and individual personalities. Young Souls: I'm an agreeable skeptic who's cautious yet flamboyant. Young Souls: I'm an irritable wallflower who's dangerously curious. Young Souls: I'm a manipulative megalomaniac who's intensely opportunistic. Counselor Jerry: Oh-ho, this one might be a handful. But that's Earth's problem.
Joe: How about a librarian? They're cool. 22: Yes, amazing. Who wouldn't like working at a thankless job you're always in danger of losing due to budget cuts?
Joe: Uh, hey, is this Heaven? Jerry: No. Joe: Is it H-E-double hockey sticks? Young Souls: Hell. Hell, hell, hell. Jerry: Shh. Quiet coyote. Jerry: It's easy to get turned around. This isn't the Great Beyond. It's the Great Before.
Joe: Am I dead? Jerry: Not yet. Your body's in a holding state.
Dez: You're the boss Joe: I am? Dez: When you're in this chair, yeah, you are
Connie: Here, I quit! I think jazz is pointless! 22: Oh yeah, jazz is definitely pointless. Joe: Hey! Connie: In fact, all of school is a waste of time. 22: Of course. Like my mentor George Orwell used to say: state sponsored education is like the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket. Connie: Yeah! 22: The ruling class's core curriculum stifles dissent. It's the oldest trick in the book. Joe: What are you talking about? She doesn't care about any of that--! Connie: I've been saying that since the third grade!
Joe: Ugh! Dorothea Williams saw me! What am I going to do? She's gonna think I'm crazy! Maybe you should call her up and tell her that we're not crazy! 22: I've only been a person for an hour and even I know that's a bad idea.
22: The truth is I've always worried that maybe there's something wrong with me, you know? That I'm not good enough for living. But then you showed me about purpose, and passion and... 22: Maybe sky watching can be my Spark. Or walking! I'm really good at walking! Joe: Those really aren't purposes, 22. That's just regular ol' living.
Libba: You can't eat dreams for breakfast, Joey. Joe: Then I don't want to eat at all!
Joe: All right, let's try something else. Joe: Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.
