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Miles Massey: Were there any other specifications? Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: She spe-cif-i-cated a silly man. Freddy Bender: Objection, Your Honor! Judge Marva Munson: I'm going to allow it. Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: She spe-cif-i-cated a man who, though clever at making money, would be easily duped and controlled. Freddy Bender: Objection, Your Honor! Miles Massey: Shut up, Freddy. She's allowing it. Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: She spe-cif-i-cated a man with a wandering pee-pee. How you say? A philanderer whose affairs would be transparent to the world. Freddy Bender: Objection, Your Honor! Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: Finally, a man whom she could herself brazenly cuckold until such time as she might choose to, uh - We would say, "faire un coup de marteau sur des fesses." You would say, "make hammer on his fanny." Freddy Bender: Your Honor, objection! I-Irrelevant! Judge Marva Munson: I'm going to allow it! Miles Massey: Tell us, Baron - Did you introduce her to such a man? Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: Sir, I am the concierge! Miles Massey: And to whom did you introduce that calculating woman? Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: I introduced her... Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: to that silly man. Freddy Bender: Your Honor, objection! Miles Massey: Let the record show that the Baron has identified Rex Rexroth as the silly man!