Mike Pomeroy: I'm going to appear on national television, in front of ..what, six or eight people.
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Mike Pomeroy: Why do we have to mention that first cup of coffee? Why not just say, "Watch Mike Pomeroy before your morning dump?"
Mike Pomeroy: You know what I've noticed? People only say "lighten up" when they're gonna stick their fist up your ass.
Paul McVee: Hello! Hi, hi. Does somebody wanna tell me why I had to log off BangingGrannies.com for this?
Jerry Barnes: Why don't you go over to PBS and see if you can kill Sesame Street?
Mike Pomeroy: I'm going to appear on national television, in front of ..what, six or eight people.
Mike Pomeroy: I'm not saying the word fluffy!
Adam Bennett: You're different. And a deeply terrible mime.
Mike Pomeroy: What are you gonna do to him next? Strap electrodes to his balls?
Colleen Peck: In case you're interested, it was MISS ARIZONA!
Mike Pomeroy: Why do we have to mention that first cup of coffee? Why not just say, "Watch Mike Pomeroy before your morning dump?"
Mike Pomeroy: You know what I've noticed? People only say "lighten up" when they're gonna stick their fist up your ass.
Paul McVee: Hello! Hi, hi. Does somebody wanna tell me why I had to log off BangingGrannies.com for this?
Jerry Barnes: Why don't you go over to PBS and see if you can kill Sesame Street?
Mike Pomeroy: I'm going to appear on national television, in front of ..what, six or eight people.
Mike Pomeroy: I'm not saying the word fluffy!
Adam Bennett: You're different. And a deeply terrible mime.
Mike Pomeroy: What are you gonna do to him next? Strap electrodes to his balls?
Colleen Peck: In case you're interested, it was MISS ARIZONA!
Adam Bennett: Hey. Hi. Hey. Becky Fuller: Hi. Adam Bennett: Hey, I just came to, uh... to offer my condolences on hiring the third-worst person in the world. Becky Fuller: Oh! Thanks. Yes, I... Um, who are the other two? Adam Bennett: Oh, well, Kim Jong-Il and Angela Lansbury, actually. She knows what she did. Becky Fuller: OK. So, I... I gather that you worked with Mike at the nightly news. Adam Bennett: Worst year of my life. The entire time we worked together, the only thing he ever called me was "Señor Dipshit".
Becky Fuller: Oh, come on, everyone. I slept on the couch. Mike Pomeroy: Until I woke her up with my African rain stick.
