Mr. Henry Nobley: Any father would be delighted to have a ninja as a daughter.
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Mr. Henry Nobley: Any father would be delighted to have a ninja as a daughter.
Mr. Henry Nobley: Well, obviously. She is a ninja.
Mr. Henry Nobley: Now anyone who can shoot a gun like that, can ride a horse.
Miss Elizabeth Charming: Heartwright had millions of them. She's as dumb as a light post. She'll never notice.
Colonel Andrews: It would appear to be my duty to gaze into your eyes. I'm a military man, I'd never shirk my duty.
Colonel Andrews: Lordy, smother me in butter and drop me in a saucepan! There she is, my Venus De Milo.
Mr. Henry Nobley: Any father would be delighted to have a ninja as a daughter.
Mr. Henry Nobley: Well, obviously. She is a ninja.
Mr. Henry Nobley: Now anyone who can shoot a gun like that, can ride a horse.
Miss Elizabeth Charming: Heartwright had millions of them. She's as dumb as a light post. She'll never notice.
Colonel Andrews: It would appear to be my duty to gaze into your eyes. I'm a military man, I'd never shirk my duty.
Colonel Andrews: Lordy, smother me in butter and drop me in a saucepan! There she is, my Venus De Milo.
Jane Hayes: Do you really believe, Mr. Nobley, that you can know the worth of a person at a glance? Mr. Henry Nobley: Can you tell me that within the first few moments of meeting each person in this room, you didn't form firm opinions of their character? Jane Hayes: Well, it would be a shame if my first impression of you proved correct.
Mr. Henry Nobley: Why are we running? Jane Hayes: Because man and woman should never be alone unless they are in motion.
Colonel Andrews: I say, who needs the outdoors when you ladies are such a breath of fresh air. Miss Elizabeth Charming: Colonel, you really are a saucy monkey.
Jane Hayes: I'm going to take charge of my story. Jane Hayes: An Austen heroine gets engaged by the end of the book, so that is what I'm going to do. Miss Elizabeth Charming: Why don't you go for Captain East? Miss Elizabeth Charming: Look how hot he is. And he's a soap star.
Lady Amelia Heartwright: Something on your mind? Mr. Henry Nobley: Absolutely nothing's on my mind, thank you.
Jane Hayes: Sorry. Sorry, I didn't know I became a ninja when startled in a strange place. My father, if he were alive, would die of shame. Mr. Henry Nobley: And here was I thinking that any father would be delighted to have a ninja as a daughter.
Colonel Andrews: Why, Mr. Wattlesbrook, not again. Mr. Wattlesbrook: Little slag attacked me! Mr. Henry Nobley: Well, obviously. She is a ninja.
Jane Hayes: Lizzie, you know, I think... I think that Colonel Andrews... I think he, um... that he might be... Jane Hayes: ... perfect for you. Miss Elizabeth Charming: Jane, thank you. I was so afraid you were gonna say you thought he was gay.
Jane Hayes: Have fun tonight, Amelia. Jane Hayes: You look so beautiful. Miss Elizabeth Charming: Pirate-y. Jane Hayes: But, like, a beautiful pirate.
Jane Hayes: I'm going to take charge of my story. An Austen heroine gets engaged by the end of the book, so that is what I'm going to do. Miss Elizabeth Charming: Why don't you go for Captain East? Look how hot he is. And he's a soap star!
Jane Hayes: So why are you going to this place? Miss Elizabeth Charming: Because I'm gonna look great in those wench gowns.
Jimmy: Hey, Horseface. Jane Hayes: Jimmy, what are you doing here? Jimmy: Well, I heard you broke up with Greg. So that means you're free to go bowling tonight.
Jimmy: I picked you on purpose, Jane Hayes. Thirty plus, clock ticking. I'm as good as it gets, baby.
Miss Elizabeth Charming: Look. It's one of those Mr. Darcy guys.
Miss Elizabeth Charming: Hey, do you think this is the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang car?
Miss Elizabeth Charming: Goody. There's one for each of us.
Mrs. Wattlesbrook: We need to push up the sisters. There we go.
Mr. Wattlesbrook: Pass the sheep's eyeballs, will you?
Colonel Andrews: I say, Miss Erstwhile, you are tongue-tied today. What sordid secrets is your mouth trying to hide from us?
Miss Elizabeth Charming: Hey, stable boy. You're way too slow! Come on!
Miss Elizabeth Charming: Why are we sewing again? Jane Hayes: I guess this is how women must have spent a lot of their time. Miss Elizabeth Charming: Well, if the men don't come back from hunting soon, I'm gonna ask for a refund.
Martin: My horses are less trouble than women.
Captain East: Right now, my seaman's heart bid me do thusly. You are a most sensual creature.
Mr. Henry Nobley: I don't know if you realize that it's not proper in this particular time, or any time, for a lady to be alone after dark - let alone cavorting with the servants. Jane Hayes: Cavort? Mr. Henry Nobley: When doing so might lead to... Jane Hayes: Did you just say "cavort"? Mr. Henry Nobley: There's just something about that guy I really don't... Jane Hayes: Aren't you all righteous concern, Mr. Nobley? Jane Hayes: Thank goodness you've saved me from sullying myself with the help.
Jane Hayes: I only really know one song. Colonel Andrews: Play that one then. Mrs. Wattlesbrook: Not surprising. Jane Hayes: So I'll just play that. Jane Hayes: It's getting hot in here, So take off all your clothes, I am - getting so hot, I'm gonna take my clothes off...
Mr. Wattlesbrook: Still awake, are you? Up to some mischief, I hope. Jane Hayes: Just needed some fresh air. If you'll excuse me. Mr. Wattlesbrook: No, no, stay a moment. We might engage in a private game of Whist. Jane Hayes: Oh, that's a four-person game. Mr. Wattlesbrook: We could be partners. Little wink-wink, little nudge-nudge, under the table. Jane Hayes: I think I should go to bed now. Mr. Wattlesbrook: Precisely my point. Jane Hayes: No This is *so* not Regency appropriate.
Miss Elizabeth Charming: I'm wearing my favorite pair of satin pink pantaloons - just in case.
