Samuel 'Slam' Gibbons: Y'all drink all the Kool-Aid, fools! Orphanage Kid: You just know you're never getting adopted 'cause you're mean!
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Fred Claus: Santa's having some trouble getting the sled off the ground? Jingle bells, jingle bells...
Willie: Are you sure you've never done this before? Because you drive like an absolute pro... who makes a lot of mistakes.
DJ Donnie: I'm from the south side of the North Pole, man.
Clyde: You're taking a bus back to Elfistan, or wherever the hell you're from.
Clyde: I just love meeting people's families. I find it so... revealing.
Fred Claus: Hey, lady! You want real salvation? No army can give it to you, only the people can!
DJ Donnie: I'm from the south side of the North Pole, man.
Clyde: You're taking a bus back to Elfistan, or wherever the hell you're from.
Clyde: I just love meeting people's families. I find it so... revealing.
Fred Claus: Hey, lady! You want real salvation? No army can give it to you, only the people can!
Willie: Are you sure you've never done this before? Because you drive like an absolute pro... who makes a lot of mistakes.
Willie: You sure you wouldn't be more comfortable on bottom? Fred Claus: I don't think it's gonna make much of a difference, Willie.
Nick 'Santa' Claus: I never realized it before. You hate me. Fred Claus: I don't hate you, Nick. I just wish you'd never been born.
Nick 'Santa' Claus: Fred! Fred Claus: Nick 'Santa' Claus: What the blazes have you done? You marked, every naughty child as nice! Are you out of your mind? Fred Claus: None of the kids seemed naughty to me, Nick. Nick 'Santa' Claus: Good grief, Fred! You really never see the ramifications of anything, do you? We literally cannot make enough presents, with only three days left. We cannot deliver, all of those presents! Do you see? It's over. Congratulations, Fred! You've cost Christmas, for the whole planet! Everybody! Lithuania, everywhere in Africa, the whole thing! Right down the crapper! Fred Claus: Blame it all on me, right? It's all my fault. How convenient for you. Nick 'Santa' Claus: Annette was right about you. Mom was right about you! Fred Claus: You know what, save it Nick! Maybe you should look at your own self for a change! Nick 'Santa' Claus: Oh? Fred Claus: You just keep stuffing your face with gingerbread! Fat boy!
Clyde: Where do you think you're going? Fred Claus: Delivering presents. Clyde: No, you're not! Santa is the only one who can deliver the presents! Willie: No, only a Claus can deliver the presents, and that is a Claus.
Fred Claus: This isn't even debatable. I'm not going. Nick 'Santa' Claus: Come on! Ho, ho, ho, I'm not gonna listen to no. Fred Claus: Okay, guess what? Here's a book, it's called "Does Fred Go to Dinner?". Nick 'Santa' Claus: Yeah, uh-huh. Fred Claus: You open it up, flip through the pages, look... Fred Claus: ... and last page, "Fred does not go to dinner. The End." That's it. Nick 'Santa' Claus: That's fine. The sequel, it's in stores now, you know what it's called? Nick 'Santa' Claus: "Ding-dong, Who's There? Why, it's Fred."
Nick 'Santa' Claus: We got Barbies with no heads! Fred Claus: Ship them to France and call them the Marie Antoinette Barbie.
DJ Donnie: You're not gonna believe this, another request for Here Comes Santa Claus! This time from Beth in accounting. Here you go, Beth. Fred Claus: Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me with the Santa Claus again? Fred Claus: Hey, DJ! DJ Donnie! DJ Donnie: What up, Fred? Fred Claus: You got to stop playing the same song over and over, it becomes like mental torture! DJ Donnie: But, Fred, it's so catchy! Fred Claus: God! Okay, Donnie. It's one song that's being played over and over and over again, and the only thing that breaks that up is you screaming and announcing it's the same song, it would be a nice gesture and your part to play something different. DJ Donnie: I said no. Fred Claus: Donnie, change the song. DJ Donnie: No! Fred Claus: Change the song! DJ Donnie: NO! Fred Claus: You know what? I'm gonna change the song then for you. Fred Claus: What you getting physical with me for? Music is supposed to be about love, don't get physical with me! Fred Claus: Come on, we're trying to share around here. Fred Claus: What are you doing? Stop it, stop it. Come on, this is... Fred Claus: What, you're gonna do it to me? Donnie, you're acting like an untrained dog, will you stop it. Fred Claus: Get a hold of yourself. Take a breath, before I... Stop swinging at me, stop. Will you calm down. Okay, you know what? I'm gonna "Supernanny" you. Fred Claus: I'm going to put you in a naughty cabinet. Because, you don't know how to handle yourself. Fred Claus: Look at me, calm it down and relax. Stop. Use your words. Fred Claus: I'll let you out once you realize you're sorry and you're ready to turn a corner and be a team player, okay? DJ Donnie: Don't do it! I'll put my elf foot up your butt! I'm from the southside of the North Pole, man! Let me out!
Samuel 'Slam' Gibbons: Y'all drink all the Kool-Aid, fools! Orphanage Kid: You just know you're never getting adopted 'cause you're mean!
Fred Claus: Slam, have you really thought about Santa Claus? Samuel 'Slam' Gibbons: Not really. Fred Claus: The guy's in a big red suit flying around in reindeer because he craves the spotlight. He's a fame junkie. The guy's a clown. He's a megalomaniac. It's all a big shell game. He presents himself like "Hey, I love to give gifts. Look at me. I'm so nice." He's getting paid. He's got a whole thing happening on the backside. Did you know that they sell more of those Santa statues and those Christmas trinkets than they do of the Buddha? Samuel 'Slam' Gibbons: Oh, the big fat dude, that be at the nail salon? He'd be like hmmm. Fred Claus: Don't be a cheerleader for Santa Claus, okay? Think about it. Watch the angles. Don't drink the Kool-Aid. You're better than that. Samuel 'Slam' Gibbons: I like Kool-Aid. Fred Claus: Yeah, but don't drink this Kool-Aid.
Fred Claus: Wanna race? Go. Fred Claus: Look at how fast I go. I can get my tongue and the roof. Willie: Fred, I don't want to be cheered up right now.
Fred Claus: What kind of party are you dudes throwing? Fred Claus: Airmail it! Airmail it to me right now! Let's get jacked up!
DJ Donnie: You're not gonna believe this, another request for Here Comes Santa Claus! This time from Beth in accounting. Here you go, Beth. Fred Claus: Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me with the Santa Claus again? Fred Claus: Hey, DJ! DJ Donnie! DJ Donnie: What up, Fred? Fred Claus: You got to stop playing the same song over and over, it becomes like mental torture! DJ Donnie: But, Fred, it's so catchy! Fred Claus: God! Okay, Donnie. It's one song that's being played over and over and over again, and the only thing that breaks that up is you screaming and announcing it's the same song, it would be a really nice gesture and your part to play something different. DJ Donnie: I said no. Fred Claus: Donnie, change the song. DJ Donnie: No! Fred Claus: Change the song! DJ Donnie: NO! Fred Claus: You know what? I'm gonna change the song then for you. Fred Claus: What are you getting physical with me for? Music is supposed to be about love, don't get physical with me! Fred Claus: Come on, we're trying to share around here. Fred Claus: What are you doing? Stop it, stop it. Come on, this is... Fred Claus: What, you're gonna do it to me? Donnie, you're acting like an untrained dog, will you stop it. Fred Claus: Get a hold of yourself. Take a breath, before I... Stop swinging at me, stop. Will you calm down. Okay, you know what? I'm gonna Supernanny you. Fred Claus: I'm going to put you in a naughty cabinet. Because, you don't know how to handle yourself. Fred Claus: Look at me, calm it down and relax. Stop. Use your words. Fred Claus: I'll let you out once you realize you're sorry and you're ready to turn a corner and be a team player, okay? DJ Donnie: Don't do it! I'll put my elf foot up your butt! I'm from the southside of the North Pole, man! Let me out!
